Trollin' trollin' trollin'

burningquestions · Post by **burningquestions** » Sat Aug 07, 2010 1:53 am

Keep those mods a rollin'.

Hello mods. Please delete this account. It's played by now.

Post by **AntiM** » Sat Aug 07, 2010 8:01 am

Ah, a thread for us? Hey, Sue! 007! Lookee what we have here..... the rest of you slobs can go post somewhere else. My thread! I called dibs!!!!!

sandypandy · Post by **sandypandy** » Sat Aug 07, 2010 8:49 am

finally! a thread where larry harvey and crimson rose can post on.

Post by **AntiM** » Sat Aug 07, 2010 9:23 am

Get off my thread, damn hippie! OFF! Shoo! That goes for larry and crimson too, they aren't mods!!!! Shoo!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Aug 07, 2010 9:46 am

Well, now we have two of these. soon we'll be strangled by an octopus of private threads.

Post by **AntiM** » Sat Aug 07, 2010 10:01 am

I'll strangle ya!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Aug 07, 2010 10:04 am

Doesn't take long for the absolute power of the mods to go to one's head.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat Aug 07, 2010 10:07 am

AntiM wrote:I'll strangle ya!

AntiM? which is you?

nice disguise, by the way..........

Post by **AntiM** » Sat Aug 07, 2010 10:10 am

Shoo! Your interweb skills do not impress me. Get off my damn pixels!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat Aug 07, 2010 10:14 am

MisaBlue · Post by **MisaBlue** » Sat Aug 07, 2010 10:20 am

ygmir wrote:

Yggy, that is the other thread...

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat Aug 07, 2010 10:23 am

nuh uh, it's backwards.....like this thread.

Post by **Sham** » Sat Aug 07, 2010 10:56 am

I want to be a troll too! Please AntiM, can I? Please? Please? Please?
...and I want to post here!

Post by **AntiM** » Sat Aug 07, 2010 11:47 am

No!!! No, no, no!!!!! Put some pants on!

My thread, not your thread. MIneminemine.

MisaBlue · Post by **MisaBlue** » Sat Aug 07, 2010 11:53 am

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sat Aug 07, 2010 12:31 pm

do NOT feed the Moderator !

Post by **Eric** » Sat Aug 07, 2010 1:02 pm

I wanna be a troll!!

Can I bike to Burning Man and will someone give me a ticket when I get there I'll give you a massage and I'll help you build your camp and I'm really really cool and we can talk about rainbows and sunsets and I make a really wicked kambucha and.... oh, pay for me, pay for me, even though I heard Burning Man totally sucks like the cops won't even let you do drugs and I heard that Daft Punk isn't playing and now that Opulent Temple doesn't have the corner where will I go for that great glowstick dome feeling.. does anyone have some money I can borrow 'cause I ran out of ice and the its so far to walk and if your going to center camp can you pick me up a mocha-latte without too much foam because the dust just sticks to it like it sticks to my bedding and I can't figure out how to keep clean- is it okay if I just pour my shower water on the playa and, hey, does your RV have a bathroom I can use I just need to tinkle or maybe poop a little bit but I swear its not much and why do you have an RV anyway- real Burners sleep in tents you just really don't "get" the event do you because you remove yourself from the playa and what do you mean I have to have a cup can't I just use one of yours I mean how am I supposed to know that I need to carry a cup and I swear I'm over 21 it says so right here on this photocopy ID I'm carrying I know the pictures a girl but I...um... had a sex change and do know where I can get some drugs maybe that art car over there with the sirens on top but they wouldn't give me a ride out to the Temple which is such a spiritual place I really can feel my chakras vibrate when I'm there don't you just love all the hot naked people I just don't understand why these old people have to put their saggy boobs on public display Hey can I have some of your water I forgot mine back in camp and I can't find my bike so I'm just going to grab this one because it's totally like a gift, say, do you want one of these chinese blinkies I got at Walmart- they're totally cool and some of them work..............

MisaBlue · Post by **MisaBlue** » Sat Aug 07, 2010 1:34 pm

Eric wrote:I wanna be a troll!!

Can I bike to Burning Man and will someone give me a ticket when I get there I'll give you a massage and I'll help you build your camp and I'm really really cool and we can talk about rainbows and sunsets and I make a really wicked kambucha and.... oh, pay for me, pay for me, even though I heard Burning Man totally sucks like the cops won't even let you do drugs and I heard that Daft Punk isn't playing and now that Opulent Temple doesn't have the corner where will I go for that great glowstick dome feeling.. does anyone have some money I can borrow 'cause I ran out of ice and the its so far to walk and if your going to center camp can you pick me up a mocha-latte without too much foam because the dust just sticks to it like it sticks to my bedding and I can't figure out how to keep clean- is it okay if I just pour my shower water on the playa and, hey, does your RV have a bathroom I can use I just need to tinkle or maybe poop a little bit but I swear its not much and why do you have an RV anyway- real Burners sleep in tents you just really don't "get" the event do you because you remove yourself from the playa and what do you mean I have to have a cup can't I just use one of yours I mean how am I supposed to know that I need to carry a cup and I swear I'm over 21 it says so right here on this photocopy ID I'm carrying I know the pictures a girl but I...um... had a sex change and do know where I can get some drugs maybe that art car over there with the sirens on top but they wouldn't give me a ride out to the Temple which is such a spiritual place I really can feel my chakras vibrate when I'm there don't you just love all the hot naked people I just don't understand why these old people have to put their saggy boobs on public display Hey can I have some of your water I forgot mine back in camp and I can't find my bike so I'm just going to grab this one because it's totally like a gift, say, do you want one of these chinese blinkies I got at Walmart- they're totally cool and some of them work..............

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat Aug 07, 2010 2:17 pm

Eric wrote:I wanna be a troll!!

Can I bike to Burning Man and will someone give me a ticket when I get there I'll give you a massage and I'll help you build your camp and I'm really really cool and we can talk about rainbows and sunsets and I make a really wicked kambucha and.... oh, pay for me, pay for me, even though I heard Burning Man totally sucks like the cops won't even let you do drugs and I heard that Daft Punk isn't playing and now that Opulent Temple doesn't have the corner where will I go for that great glowstick dome feeling.. does anyone have some money I can borrow 'cause I ran out of ice and the its so far to walk and if your going to center camp can you pick me up a mocha-latte without too much foam because the dust just sticks to it like it sticks to my bedding and I can't figure out how to keep clean- is it okay if I just pour my shower water on the playa and, hey, does your RV have a bathroom I can use I just need to tinkle or maybe poop a little bit but I swear its not much and why do you have an RV anyway- real Burners sleep in tents you just really don't "get" the event do you because you remove yourself from the playa and what do you mean I have to have a cup can't I just use one of yours I mean how am I supposed to know that I need to carry a cup and I swear I'm over 21 it says so right here on this photocopy ID I'm carrying I know the pictures a girl but I...um... had a sex change and do know where I can get some drugs maybe that art car over there with the sirens on top but they wouldn't give me a ride out to the Temple which is such a spiritual place I really can feel my chakras vibrate when I'm there don't you just love all the hot naked people I just don't understand why these old people have to put their saggy boobs on public display Hey can I have some of your water I forgot mine back in camp and I can't find my bike so I'm just going to grab this one because it's totally like a gift, say, do you want one of these chinese blinkies I got at Walmart- they're totally cool and some of them work..............

gazes adoringly...............

post of the month IMHO

veleda · Post by **veleda** » Sat Aug 07, 2010 2:25 pm

OMG.

<3 <3 <3

Rice · Post by **Rice** » Sat Aug 07, 2010 2:32 pm

Bowing down is humility ....

stunned silence and awe!

Eric you <b>ARE</b> the troll.

Shambala's troll · Post by **Shambala's troll** » Sat Aug 07, 2010 2:58 pm

Hey yoose fellow burner people. What is the closet hotel to the main entrance.
Peace out and burn on!

MisaBlue · Post by **MisaBlue** » Sat Aug 07, 2010 3:15 pm

Shambala's troll wrote:Hey yoose fellow burner people. What is the closet hotel to the main entrance.
Peace out and burn on!

Hi you! First you should visit the Introduce yourself section and tell us more about yourself.

And, please, dont forget to read the Burning Man Survival Guide

Welcome to eplaya!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat Aug 07, 2010 3:17 pm

MisaBlue wrote:
Shambala's troll wrote:Hey yoose fellow burner people. What is the closet hotel to the main entrance.
Peace out and burn on!
Hi you! First you should visit the Introduce yourself section and tell us more about yourself.

And, please, dont forget to read the Burning Man Survival Guide

Welcome to eplaya!

perhaps, before that, you may want to visit the spelling and thesaurus thread........near the dictionary and, elocution one.........

unless, of course, your use of "closet" was purposeful.

Rice · Post by **Rice** » Sat Aug 07, 2010 3:18 pm

MisaBlue wrote:
Shambala's troll wrote:Hey yoose fellow burner people. What is the closet hotel to the main entrance.
Peace out and burn on!
Hi you! First you should visit the Introduce yourself section and tell us more about yourself.

And, please, dont forget to read the Burning Man Survival Guide

Welcome to eplaya!

I don't need to read any survival guide!!!

I was camping in the woods 3 years ago for a weekend! I know how to party. Do you know how much beer is at the Beer Gardens???

Shambala's troll · Post by **Shambala's troll** » Sat Aug 07, 2010 3:22 pm

ygmir wrote: perhaps, before that, you may want to visit the spelling and thesaurus thread........near the dictionary and, elocution one.........

unless, of course, your use of "closet" was purposeful.

Hey, I spelt evra ting write. Prove me wrong. I'll bet you cant. See, I'm always write. Someone, prove me wrong!

Why would I want to go to the electrocution thread?

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Sat Aug 07, 2010 3:47 pm

Does this mean we have to build eric a bridge?

Post by **AntiM** » Sat Aug 07, 2010 3:47 pm

Go away you damn kids with your droopy drawers and your uncombed dirty hair and all that crap stuck in your face and why the hell do you have so many tattoos because only sailors and gangsters have tattoos and I'm not afraid of you because I have a gun in my closet and Jeebus in my heart get off my lawn turn that shit down quit playing ball in my driveway and get a job and buy some savings bonds and while you're at it join the damn army because they will make men of you and teach you the meaning of patriotism and loving our flag except for the wimmen who should be at home cooking your suppers and having your babies and leave my damn thread alone you all stink of patcholi a nd a rainbow is something beautiful not ugly in rags begging for a dime to spend on marujuwanna and banging those native drums like chimps on a bender

And stay the fuck out of my rv I worked hard for that all my life

Shambala's troll · Post by **Shambala's troll** » Sat Aug 07, 2010 8:17 pm

MisaBlue wrote: And, please, dont forget to read the Burning Man Survival Guide
Welcome to eplaya!

Thanks for the welcome MisaBlue. No need to read the guide. I have been going to the burn since 1970 and Harvey Larry and I are the best of friends!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat Aug 07, 2010 8:30 pm