APOKILIPTIKA 2010!!!

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Wed Aug 18, 2010 6:28 am

SPARKLE MULE" ??

Numbers 22:22-41 "The Lord opened the mouth of the donkey" and a sparkle pony made a sparkle mule......

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Aug 18, 2010 7:53 am

Actually, the first sparkle pony came from the bar-b-qued ribs of the First Mule,
and it was This Glittery GrandMother of all to come who would be responsible for the then Happy Couples Banishment from the stable of Eden, Long, Island, a nice little suburb near great neck with good schools and great shopping.

not to mention the Loss of the Nordstrom's Card and all that that brought with it.

ever since we (the Sparkle Mule) have been bearing the burden of her transgressions and a 10,000$ shopping spree at the Palm Beach Gardens Mall incurred before the fall from grace.

i know, hard to believe, but indeed, very very true....

i have to go, she's kvetching and moaning about her Tail getting stuck in the lexus again.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Aug 18, 2010 8:34 am

i give you PROOF!

Note one of our members receiving orders from one of our OverLords, a group otherwise Known as the "Elders Of Retail".

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Wed Aug 18, 2010 8:52 am

... It is written...

"The sparkle pony shall not lie with the Masses, nor shall the mule covet the pony, nor shall the brother of the mule lie with the pony, but with the sheep thou may liest, and with thy own ass thou shalt be allowed to liest, but the ass of the pony shall not lie with the ass of the mule, for it is an abomination within the sight of the man. "

Letusvindacateus 34:26-30

"And the Hat sayeth: Taste ye not the flesh of the sparkle pony, for it too is an abomination, nor shall ye Substitute the rib of the Sparkle pony for the righteousness of the Bacon, and ye shall make a burnt offering of all sparkle ponies within Apokiliptika, and let the foul odor of the offering rise above the playa and far from here, and it is good..."

Exodthem 64:43-47

"And lo, I saw before me the 4 beasts, each with glitter and fashionable shoes upon their hooves, and neigh between the ears, and making noises unpleasant and noisome to the ears, and they came down upon the masses and smote them; and the trumpets did sound and the speakers did blare and the dubstep DJs and Rap artists turned their amps unto 11, and the beasts were sealed back into their steel cocoons and sent packing nigh unto the wastelands, and the masses rejoiced in the glory..."

Revelation of St. Burney the Manalready 41: 12-19

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Aug 18, 2010 9:31 am

well, it's plain to see that you have adopted the "addendumb" as truth.

I'm sorry, but i'll take Barabbas, and the Old Ways, for they at least have a smidgeon of credibility compared to your Fairy tale of redemption.

Until the MessiahMule(tm) returns, with his load of Toys and Stock Options from the Great Distributor, The Ponies will wait for the DJ who cannot be named to drop the Righteous beat that will lead us out of bondage and into a little role playing.

Amen.

H.G.Crosby · Post by **H.G.Crosby** » Wed Aug 18, 2010 10:58 am

I have been duly selected by the council of 9 and 1/2 to present this olive drab branch of detente.

Please enjoy as East Meets West and as they Blend together to form a new Flavor, An Fresh Arthur Murray Map to the next Century that all can follow.

Let us Take something Old, Something New, Something borrowed or stolen, and something you Blew up to form a marriage of two former enemies, with mutual distrust and malevolence disappearing into the Great Melting pot that is POLKA.

Friends, The Great Distributor sees enormous potential in future Collaborations and Leveraged Buy-Outs that will certainly benefit us all, except for the hippies at center camp, for they will get what they deserve.....nothing.

maybe a free haircut and a shower, but thats IT.

i digress.

As i was saying, Times Change, People Change, Underwear Change and it is this change that we must embrace, or be left in the dust, listening to darude play sandstorm for the rest of our lives.

not a pretty soundtrack to the future is it?

so without further ado, our Burnt Offering.

put your lederhosen and dirndls on, you're going to need them.

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Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Wed Aug 18, 2010 2:30 pm

Kantina is neutral Territory, altho is asked to leave horses and livestock out of establishment...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Aug 18, 2010 2:53 pm

Wow, Sparkly Pony cosmology is complecated.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Aug 18, 2010 3:04 pm

so it's agreed that all hostilities will take place at 'The Battlefield" formally known to most as "Center Camp"...

illy dilly · Post by **illy dilly** » Wed Aug 18, 2010 3:33 pm

Well now wait a minute. Under previous doctrine of sparkle mule duties, is it also necessary for spark mule to clean up after sparkle pony war? Or after genocide of Sparkle Pony, is Sparkle mule once more free to get utterly drunk and make an Ass of it self?
With as much coffee as BDV is going to have there is no need for center camp. I SAY SCORCHED CAMP POLICY!!!!

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Aug 18, 2010 3:55 pm

Or after genocide of Sparkle Pony, is Sparkle mule once more free to get utterly drunk and make an Ass of it self?

yes, i'll be over at the booby bar on saturday offering 8 oz body shots out the enormous divot in my chest, the latin term is Pescus Excavatus for all of you who are medically inclined...and the proper spelling is "Udderly" given the locale...

Elorrum · Post by **Elorrum** » Wed Aug 18, 2010 6:20 pm

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Wed Aug 18, 2010 6:29 pm

it's round up time at the OK corral. Lasso the ponies and mules

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Aug 18, 2010 6:36 pm

the likeness to your fair leader is not lost on Chief Sitting Pony.

History is a Harsh Mistress (sparklemules know ALL about it) and will treat those that disregard her with less than scorn...

i, on the other hand will still be getting drunk while the slaughter takes place.

eardrums wont save your souls.

Liz Estrada · Post by **Liz Estrada** » Wed Aug 18, 2010 6:43 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:ah, the plan is working perfectly, they will take in the trojan pony with open arms...

oops, did i say that out loud?

doomed....utterly, totally, and completely.

if i were you, I would just give up now and purchase some assless fake fur chaps while they still have a selection of sizes.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Wed Aug 18, 2010 9:13 pm

Kompared to herrings, this is pitiful. Compared to UN invasion, is laughable. Compared to Kiwi Hoarde... dust under feet of us.

Will they handle the sting of the quirt, or the flay of the whip? Can they provide Tribute worthy, or are they justt a flick off the shoulder?

Bring us SUITABLE enemys, or run in terror from us. We EAT better.

You are warned.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Aug 18, 2010 9:45 pm

yes....keep telling yourself that.....all is fine, you have nothing to worry about....things are going great and the sparkle ponies will all go away or get captured by the BLM Sparklepony Round-up.

yes...relax...let down your guard and your girdle...here, have a drink...

thats it......maybe some nice Pate....

you have nothing to fear from the savages that even now are encircling your camp.

the indians are going back to cleveland, to the reservation, to be sterilized and made to wear lone wolf t-shirts and poor quality footwear.

you shall have peace in 2011.....oh, the silence will be deafening indeed, and you shall yearn for the noise, scream out for the thump, and it wont be there to comfort you thru the dark terror of night.

nothing to ease the fear, nothing to wash away that feeling of dread foreboding and the stench of dark days yet to come.

2012, the casino goes up, Wayne Newton will be Headlining, and we shall see who dances last.

H.G.Crosby · Post by **H.G.Crosby** » Thu Aug 19, 2010 1:25 am

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Thu Aug 19, 2010 7:44 am

Hum of Hoe... Yawn... ))skritch skritch((...

We shall to see. I shall not to get hopes up... They will to hit dusty trail, for we expekt a ROUT!

Trust me... After facing hoardes of fierce Maori Warriors, noble enemy and erstwhile ally... Vicious and Noxious Attack from Herrings... Battles at 9:00 at BRIBH...

We shall be the vicious wolves... at Dog and Pony show of yours. Stalingrad? Nyet... Warszawa...

For... we are APOKILIPTIKA...

YOUR doom... OUR way.

Elliot · Post by **Elliot** » Thu Aug 19, 2010 7:49 am

I've been off line, and I cannot find my reading glasses to go thru a couple of pages of recent posts. So if I may ask.... Do I understand it correctly that Sparkle Ponies are the Arch Enemies of Apokiliptika this year?

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Thu Aug 19, 2010 8:25 am

They have declared themselves to be... however we hold little hope that they will prove as challenging as former enemas to vanquish...

Compare Noble Kiwi Warriors...

Peacekeepers...

Successful Guerilla actions against Herring Campaign of Non-Agression...

to... Sparkle Ponies???

Pretty tall order.

We suspekt they shall to be "hung like horse"... heh heh heh...

Not to mention - we have Divine Intervention on our side.

APOKILIPTIKA -
YOUR doom... OUR way.

Post by **Eric** » Thu Aug 19, 2010 10:53 am

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Aug 19, 2010 11:28 am

I think we may be underestimating the power of sparkle ponies. NOt only do they have the sparkle mules supporting them, but that huge infusion of high femme energy can scramble Terminal Citizens heads like eggs.

I'm not saying that they would win, but I think that "cake walk" is not what will get that out of our wash.

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Thu Aug 19, 2010 11:38 am

Note to self: Try not to pet the cute *Sparkle Ponies* in the presence of BBSue.........

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Aug 19, 2010 12:18 pm

"oooh look, a huge new supply of Hair Weaves!"

H.G.Crosby wrote:

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Thu Aug 19, 2010 2:38 pm

thisisthatwhichis wrote:Note to self: Try not to pet the cute *Sparkle Ponies* in the presence of BBSue.........

I'd be more careful in the presence of Komrade Pinemom if I were you!! ))grins((

Elliot · Post by **Elliot** » Thu Aug 19, 2010 3:06 pm

So... I misplace my reading glasses for a little while, and suddenly Pet Rocks, Smurfs, Spice Girls, and Cabbage Patch Dolls are passe?! Now it's Sparkle Ponies? Cheese, how's a guy supposed to keep up?!

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Thu Aug 19, 2010 3:20 pm

I dont try to keep up Elliot, I just tell myself that Im letting them scout ahead.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Thu Aug 19, 2010 4:46 pm

I actually have 2 issues...

(1) I'm running Kantina. Is priority one. Actual battles are low on priority, especially against such minor annoyance.

(2) Time to declare war is not right before playa - shows weakness in battle plan. Unless this thing can overwhelm with horrible things like love, sparkley crap, and fluffy-bunnyism (pardon interruption while I go and to wretch)...

They have nyet a chance.

Good luck.

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Thu Aug 19, 2010 4:46 pm

Just watch out for 'Sparkle Mares'...they can be distracting.....

Sue..

sue..oh sue

Come in Sue..

Earth to Sue..

(sparkle ponies infiltrating...)

APOKILIPTIKA 2010!!!

The Word, Heard.

our lineage.

Bjorn Again.

a Peace Offering.

we're actually getting some real and meaningful dialogue.

dont tell anyone.

hey, stop that, or me and the gals will...oh nevermind.

into this house they're born.