How stupid can you get?

maggiemayday · Post by **maggiemayday** » Thu Aug 19, 2010 11:06 am

Blunders, errors, and comic mistakes.

I'm a sock today. Yay. Tell me more, Uncle Sticky's Doorknob!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Aug 19, 2010 11:44 am

The universe has its ways of taking us down a peg.

Whether we deserve it or not.

Post by **AntiM** » Thu Aug 19, 2010 12:23 pm

Peg? Who is this Peg?

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Thu Aug 19, 2010 12:31 pm

AntiM wrote:Peg? Who is this Peg?

PEGLEGGETIT?

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Thu Aug 19, 2010 12:52 pm

I'm so used to running around the house nude,,, our youngest daughter (25) was visiting us from Denver for a week. One evening, I got out of the shower and actually put a robe on,,,, but totally space out wrapping it around me,,,, didn't even have a tie attached,,,, walked out where she was watching TV,,,, and,,,, well,,,, it didn't take long to realize what the look on her face was all about!

Mosin · Post by **Mosin** » Thu Aug 19, 2010 7:56 pm

Assorted nard shackles on shorn junk can be disconcerting to the first-time viewer. At least that's the word on the street...

pizzamancer · Post by **pizzamancer** » Thu Aug 19, 2010 8:54 pm

I asked a chick where the food court was one year, and she told me I was so stupid that I ruined her burn.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Aug 19, 2010 8:56 pm

pizzamancer wrote:I asked a chick where the food court was one year, and she told me I was so stupid that I ruined her burn.

someone should make "food court" signs and post them in circles.........

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Thu Aug 19, 2010 11:14 pm

My sister tells a story about when she first got to Germany as a foreign exchange student, her host mother was talking to the cat asking what it wanted because it was meowing. She thought to herself "what's she doing? Cats don't speak German."

teardropper · Post by **teardropper** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 12:45 am

I've been looking for that food court-- mmm, egg rolls-- think I got pretty close once last year.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 2:26 am

I like to dress up in my tourist finest sometimes ... matching Hawaiian shirt and shorts, sandals with socks, camera around my neck .. and ask for the Starbucks.

emily sparkle · Post by **emily sparkle** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 8:03 am

geekster wrote:I like to dress up in my tourist finest sometimes ... matching Hawaiian shirt and shorts, sandals with socks, camera around my neck .. and ask for the Starbucks.

*pointing to some big art deep in the playa* see that? starfuckers is to the left of that by about 2 football fields. you'll find it.

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 8:06 am

Ranger Genius wrote:My sister tells a story about when she first got to Germany as a foreign exchange student, her host mother was talking to the cat asking what it wanted because it was meowing. She thought to herself "what's she doing? Cats don't speak German."

My aunt's dog spoke German.

I'm tired of all the "I need a ticket! I have a stupid question!" threads taking up all this space, when I log in to see what's new.

flatlander13 · Post by **flatlander13** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 8:22 am

This morning my wife told me that I was using both hands to flip someone off in my sleep last nightâ€¦â€¦..I just wish I remembered what I was dreaming about.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 8:24 am

flatlander13 wrote:This morning my wife told me that I was using both hands to flip someone off in my sleep last nightâ€¦â€¦..I just wish I remembered what I was dreaming about.

maybe you were carrying two cheerleaders?

BurningRando · Post by **BurningRando** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 8:31 am

The sock idea is par excellence MMD.

I've donned my freshest pair and it feels downright tingly.

Now I can go ballistic and vulgarize the clueless without tarnishing my pristine digital persona.

F R E E D O M ! ! !

Post by **AntiM** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 8:35 am

Mine practically have a name tag on them. But it is a nice option.

Post by **AntiM** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 8:37 am

And I'm not very good at it, obviously.

maggiemayday · Post by **maggiemayday** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 8:43 am

AntiM wrote:And I'm not very good at it, obviously.

Em, you suck.

bluesbob · Post by **bluesbob** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 8:56 am

So there's a food court and I don't have to worry about bringing my own food?

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 8:56 am

Em, you sock?

maggiemayday · Post by **maggiemayday** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 9:28 am

FIGJAM wrote:Em, you sock?

Tsk, tsk, not polite to inquire about a lady's underthings.

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 11:10 am

OOOOOOOOOOOOK, I sock.

Post by **Eric** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 11:22 am

C.f.M. wrote:I'm tired of all the "I need a ticket! I have a stupid question!" threads taking up all this space, when I log in to see what's new.

Stupid questions I can deal with- the "I'm too lazy to look for the answer" questions are the ones that irk me.

As for the miracle ticket threads..... stupid lazy fuckers who can't get off their asses until the last minute can wait a fucking year until they save some fucking money like the rest of us did.....

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 11:34 am

Eric wrote:
C.f.M. wrote:I'm tired of all the "I need a ticket! I have a stupid question!" threads taking up all this space, when I log in to see what's new.
Stupid questions I can deal with- the "I'm too lazy to look for the answer" questions are the ones that irk me.

As for the miracle ticket threads..... stupid lazy fuckers who can't get off their asses until the last minute can wait a fucking year until they save some fucking money like the rest of us did.....

Or are just too lazy, period, and don't believe in paying for anything, bro. Jah love!

Token · Post by **Token** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 11:43 am

Listen you here Missy, it be "bra" to you sistah, naht no "bro"

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 11:50 am

Token wrote:Listen you here Missy, it be "bra" to you sistah, naht no "bro"

The joke being frat boy/hippie/trustafarians would say "bro..."

And around HERE it's bo.

"Hey bo! When we goin' muddin'?? Hand me one of them Natty Ices."

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 4:28 pm

Talk about being lazy,,,, what is wrong with the word Brother?

Ovare = over there

Ratcheer = Right here

Gubmint = government

We live in a surf town and hear the term brother more than bra, bro or bo.

Post by **AntiM** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 4:59 pm

I grok sock.

Lazy fuckers should have married an energetic and responsible man like I did.

bluesbob · Post by **bluesbob** » Sat Aug 21, 2010 7:33 am

Looking back at the multitude of stupid things I have done, I've decided their is no limit to my stupidity. I can get much more stupid. I can only go as far as I set my limitations...and apparently I have none for stupidity.