Holy Crap On A Cracker!

playahata · Post by **playahata** » Sat Aug 21, 2010 10:30 pm

Hello, all you lovely burners! This will be my first trip out to the Black Rock City and I haven't a clue as to what to expect.

How much do hookers cost? What type of spoon should I bring to cook my meth? Will I get fined for break-dancing at midnight? These are questions that have been burning (har) my psyche for the past year and I want answers dammit!

So please, any experienced burners out there, please help!

Post by **Sham** » Sun Aug 22, 2010 4:22 am

Welcome!
It sounds like you're going to do just fine. The hookers are plentiful, and if they like you, will offer a discount. As far as spoons for your meth, use just what you use at home. After all, you are going "home".

Bring lots of cash, as this place sells the BEST fried dough and funnel cakes on the planet. Deep fried Twinkees at midnight are a tradition!

Crap on a cracker would make a perfect mid afternoon snack. Camp by the porta potties for the freshest offerings.
See you there.

chris2010 · Post by **chris2010** » Sun Aug 22, 2010 5:27 am

playahata wrote:Hello, all you lovely burners! This will be my first trip out to the Black Rock City and I haven't a clue as to what to expect.

How much do hookers cost? What type of spoon should I bring to cook my meth? Will I get fined for break-dancing at midnight? These are questions that have been burning (har) my psyche for the past year and I want answers dammit!

So please, any experienced burners out there, please help!

... somebody has not been reading the Burning Man Survival Guide...
http://www.burningman.com/preparation/event_survival/

Post by **Elderberry** » Sun Aug 22, 2010 5:33 am

Hey there, welcome to eplaya!

JK

bluesbob · Post by **bluesbob** » Sun Aug 22, 2010 5:33 am

1. It's a gifting economy.
2. A ladle should be sufficient.
3. Only if listening to "Get Dancing" by Disco Tex and the Sex-O-Lettes.

Hope that helps.

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Sun Aug 22, 2010 7:50 am

Shambala wrote:Welcome!

Deep fried Twinkees at midnight are a tradition!

especially Friday night after the Frat boys get baked

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Aug 22, 2010 7:52 am

EspressoDude wrote:
Shambala wrote:Welcome!

Deep fried Twinkees at midnight are a tradition!

especially Friday night after the Frat boys get baked

I like watching the frat boys play "bobbing for deep fried twinkies".......

Pink Daddy · Post by **Pink Daddy** » Sun Aug 22, 2010 10:32 am

I'd rather be hippy fishing.

I need to put that on a bumper sticker...

bx1 · Post by **bx1** » Sun Aug 22, 2010 1:56 pm

playahata wrote:... ...What type of spoon should I bring to cook my meth? ... ...

Just go to the nearest Ranger station and ask them for the "Welcome Home Meth Cooking Kit." They'll hook you right up.

playahata · Post by **playahata** » Sun Aug 22, 2010 4:06 pm

I knew all my meth-fueled fantasies filled with hookers and funnel cakes would come true! Here's to an awesome week!

playahata · Post by **playahata** » Sun Aug 22, 2010 4:09 pm

@chris

What's this "Survival Guide" you speak of?

Sanddog42 · Post by **Sanddog42** » Sun Aug 22, 2010 5:10 pm

You don't cook meth in a spoon, silly. That's horse.

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