Ass kickin' one liners

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drucake
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Post by drucake » Mon Aug 23, 2010 8:08 pm

26. being an annoying german guy during the temple burn.
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Post by chiefdanfox » Mon Aug 23, 2010 9:16 pm

12. Renumbering this thread
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Post by Pink Daddy » Mon Aug 23, 2010 9:20 pm

42: She told me she was 18...
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Post by Eric » Mon Aug 23, 2010 9:29 pm

38.2, subsection D) but I have a medical card and I only want to sit in your dome long enough to hit a bowl.
It's a camping trip in the desert, not the redemption of the fallen world - Cryptofishist

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Post by Token » Mon Aug 23, 2010 9:30 pm

33. I'll have a dry martini and a rufi-colada for the lady.
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Post by geekster » Mon Aug 23, 2010 9:46 pm

34. Have you seen a petite beagle?
Pabst Blue Ribbon - The beer that made Gerlach famous.
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Post by David M » Mon Aug 23, 2010 10:28 pm

AntiM wrote:
David M wrote:
dinks wrote:23. "do you have any extra cups?"
You seriously gonna kick someone's ass for asking for a cup?

Relax.
This is not a discussion about relaxing. It is my thread about ass kicking. Now kick some ass or leave.

25. Being a humorless dweeb and not understanding when something is a joke.

:roll:
35. 6:00 a.m. vuvuzela march through Hushville (I'm not scared of you! :twisted: )
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Post by Sham » Tue Aug 24, 2010 12:59 am

AntiM wrote:This is not a discussion about relaxing. It is my thread about ass kicking. Now kick some ass or leave.

25. Being a humorless dweeb and not understanding when something is a joke.
36. Someone with attitude, using a number that you already used, Then, not understanding that it's humor!

37. Offering someone a free ticket, only to have them give you the stipulation that they will only accept it if you pay all their expenses, food and travel, then adding a girlfriend when they thought it may actually work. (for real)
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Post by Remark » Tue Aug 24, 2010 5:13 am

38. The reply of "Fuck You!" when a gentleman was politely informed that the slave auction at TOA was a No Camera event. (Technically his ability to run stopped it from being an ass kickin' one liner. I shall await the decision of Judge AntiM as to allow it.)
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Post by TomServo » Tue Aug 24, 2010 6:49 am

...sitting atop a brightly painted bus, with flashing lights and spinning gizmos...
39. "Don't look at us!! Don't even wave!!"
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Post by EspressoDude » Tue Aug 24, 2010 7:03 am

40. "I'd like a double non-fat soy latte with extra water, and frappacino's for my two friends over there, and I don't have any cups"

41. "can you take my trash for me?"
Is 4 shots enuff? no foo-foo drinks; just naked Espresso
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Post by AntiM » Tue Aug 24, 2010 7:15 am

But but but I must be in control .... waaaaahmbulance please.....

42. Asking for Sparkle Princess Pyro Pony at a camp and no one knows your eplaya name.

I've had the trash thing happen last year.
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Post by Orchid » Tue Aug 24, 2010 7:20 am

41.b.
Hide/leave trash in the camp that wouldn't take it for you.
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Post by gyre » Tue Aug 24, 2010 7:43 am

42. Expecting everyone to sit in the dust, because you think it's the cool thing to do.
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Post by RACESV » Tue Aug 24, 2010 8:06 am

43. Are you challenging my loyalty to the theme camp? (This did end up in an ass kicking)
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Post by swampdog » Tue Aug 24, 2010 8:53 am

44.

(just nothing. Nothing anybody has said to me at BMan made me want to kick anyone's ass.)
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Post by Risky » Tue Aug 24, 2010 9:29 am

#69807-04B/27 - Can you turn your radio down?

#768908732.87a - But you have to swallow or it's MOOP.
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Post by Ugly Dougly » Tue Aug 24, 2010 9:49 am

45. Can I turn your radio down?
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Post by Ugly Dougly » Tue Aug 24, 2010 9:51 am

46. Please tell your wife/girlfriend/daughter/boytoy to stop propositioning me. I am not that kind of barbarian.
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Post by gyre » Tue Aug 24, 2010 10:07 am

47. You stepped on my tail.
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Post by dinks » Tue Aug 24, 2010 10:45 am

David M wrote: 35. 6:00 a.m. vuvuzela march through Hushville (I'm not scared of you! :twisted: )
I'm gonna predict at least 4 vuvuzela related fights for this year.


48. "Is that Daft Punk!?!?!"
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Post by JohnPaulQuilliard » Tue Aug 24, 2010 11:42 am

49. Why are you here?

50. You are a liar.

51. I tell you when you can be with your love.

52. Stop ruining my burn by doing it your way.

53. What kind of gift is this?

54. Your not an artist.

55. That is only for special people.

(I have heard a lot of stupid things on the playa and eplaya)
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Post by curiousgnate » Tue Aug 24, 2010 11:58 am

56. friend is sitting in a chair about 7 feet from the cooler, to other friend also sitting "i really want a drink but i don't wanna get up, hey watch this... Nate (about 20 feet away talking to a friend) NATE." me, " what" "can you get me a drink?"
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Post by flatlander13 » Tue Aug 24, 2010 12:48 pm

57. Show me your dick, show me your dick, show me your dick, show me your dick, show me your dick, Show me your dick, show me your dick, show me your dick, show me your dick, show me your dick, Show me your dick, show me your dick, show me your dick, show me your dick, show me your dick, Show me your dick, show me your dick, show me your dick, show me your dick, show me your dick…..
How do I get a hold of you?

You just contact the mayor's office. He has a special signal he shines in the sky; it's in the shape of a giant cock.
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Post by Bounce530 » Tue Aug 24, 2010 12:54 pm

58. just go take the dpw's beer (or golfcart), they won't mind.
What other people think about you is none of your business.
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Post by ibdave » Tue Aug 24, 2010 4:28 pm

flatlander13 wrote:57. Show me your dick, show me your dick, show me your dick, show me your dick, show me your dick, Show me your dick, show me your dick, show me your dick, show me your dick, show me your dick, Show me your dick, show me your dick, show me your dick, show me your dick, show me your dick, Show me your dick, show me your dick, show me your dick, show me your dick, show me your dick…..
snort.......

59.

can I take a shower, you look like you have lots of water and I smell really bad asked the hippy chick..... :roll: :roll: :roll:

nope... 8) 8) 8)
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Post by Elorrum » Tue Aug 24, 2010 4:51 pm

60. Tourist!
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Post by maggiemayday » Wed Aug 25, 2010 7:41 pm

61. Why don't rangers wear costumes?
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Post by Sanddog42 » Wed Aug 25, 2010 9:22 pm

62. Taking pictures of women in their camp's private showers.
[i]I mislike little magics in this realm.[/i]
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Post by Mojojita » Tue Sep 07, 2010 12:32 pm

26. Old hooker who put moves on my hubby within my line of vision.
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