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cooperjake1
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sociocrat seeks social sojourn

Post by cooperjake1 » Sat Aug 21, 2010 9:57 pm

SF, straight, single, 40, Male, on a solo virgin BM journey looking for a camp that needs helpers and appreciates my well tanned cocktail swollen abdominals...p.s. I can cook and build just about anything and come self-sufficient...
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dragonpilot
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Post by dragonpilot » Sun Aug 22, 2010 9:19 am

Anyone?
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Elderberry
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Post by Elderberry » Sun Aug 22, 2010 12:46 pm

Hey there, welcome to eplaya!

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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me
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theCryptofishist
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Post by theCryptofishist » Tue Aug 24, 2010 9:18 am

What's the point of showing off your abdominals if you come self-sufficiently?

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Boijoy
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Post by Boijoy » Tue Aug 24, 2010 4:40 pm

"cocktail swollen abdominals" is that the politically correct way of saying "beer belly"?
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