Supplies flown out to the Playa

David M · Post by **David M** » Sun Aug 22, 2010 5:14 am

I already smuggled all my shit in on air force one, but thanks of the offer.

http://weeklyworldnews.com/politics/212 ... rning-man/

Post by **Sham** » Sun Aug 22, 2010 7:20 am

While Daniel appears to be off being fitted for his new yellow reflective crossing guard vest, I would like to take this time to give him a compliment.
At least when they try to do an entrapment here, it's for an illegal substance, unlike his counterparts in BRC who send over their pimply faced teenage kids to beg for a beer. The participants come with the best intentions and hopes for a good week, and these butt nuggets and their mini butt nugget offspring, are there just to make life miserable, and to bring in revenue for their bosses.
Daniel is above all that! You go get 'em boy!

bx1 · Post by **bx1** » Sun Aug 22, 2010 1:40 pm

Dude you don't need someone to help you get you stuff in. Just cram those illegal drugs up your a$$, you'll get into the burn no problem!

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Tue Aug 24, 2010 10:22 am

DO I LOOK LIKE A CAT TO YOU? meow Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from meow tree to tree? Am meow I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE meow ME EATING MICE?

bluesbob · Post by **bluesbob** » Tue Aug 24, 2010 3:01 pm

A box of Twinkies, some soy sauce, and a mango...you'll never catch me alive!

Post by **Savannah** » Wed Aug 25, 2010 12:16 pm

*sits quietly in corner, eating mice*

Seriously, this is one of my favorite threads ever.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Aug 25, 2010 12:38 pm

Just too stupid for words.

Elorrum · Post by **Elorrum** » Wed Aug 25, 2010 4:54 pm

heh heh .. . "nimbly bimbly"

drucake · Post by **drucake** » Wed Aug 25, 2010 8:07 pm

how can i get all my acid, x, weed, mushrooms, crack,meth and heroin into that burning man concert? i heard they are awesome live!

Post by **Sham** » Thu Aug 26, 2010 1:18 am

I guess Daniel.Crowe, the original poster is outta here.

I can hear that phone conversation now with his boss:
"Hi Sargent Cruller, it's Officer Dingleberry here. Things didn't go very well with my top secret ePlaya sting thing operation. We started calling each other names right away, and those meany burner people hurt my feelings. I think we need to stick with the old stand-by undercover stings of wearing cheap Halloween costumes and ill fitting polyester wigs, and roam the playa until someone offers us drugs because we will look so cool. Thanks Sarge, I promise not to screw up my next mission. I love you too Sarge".

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Aug 26, 2010 9:50 am

I've reading about the Battle of Stalingrad, and when I see this thread I keep thinking it has something to do with the airlift of supplies to the surrounded german army.

Is there a viral hitler video that covers this?

Daniel.Crowe · Post by **Daniel.Crowe** » Thu Aug 26, 2010 10:06 pm

WOW, you guys are douche bags!
I just got back from hunting analope in Elko, and yes, I did fly there, and yes, I did kill one.
Does that make me a bad guy because I hunt? Does it make me a bad guy because some of you dildos are paranoid nuts and accuse me of being a cop?
Sorry for being a newby trying to hook some folks up for a trade, but you can all can lick my balls!
I've met some awesome people who I am helping out.
And for the nimrod that wanted my tail number, are you a fucking idiot or just a complete retard (no insult to retarded people).
Goddamn I'm gonna laugh my ass off if a few of you get picked off.
For the few that I hooked up with at Amendment 21, you rock and now you know.
I don't live on eplaya but I do have an email so figure it out.

AltTabMatt · Post by **AltTabMatt** » Thu Aug 26, 2010 11:02 pm

I've got a ton of little Es that need to be shipped yo.

Little bastards are hard to get past the LEOs!

Post by **Sham** » Thu Aug 26, 2010 11:51 pm

Daniel.Crowe wrote:WOW, you guys are douche bags!
I don't live on eplaya but I do have an email so figure it out.

Just help me and explain the red highlighted line above. Everything else seems to make sense to me.

curiousgnate · Post by **curiousgnate** » Fri Aug 27, 2010 3:39 am

i think Daniel is a well intentioned person, who doesn't realize that "the man" looks at stuff posted on eplaya. just my thoughts. now Sav can you please pass the mice. thanks

junglesmacks · Post by **junglesmacks** » Fri Aug 27, 2010 3:47 am

Daniel.Crowe wrote:
And for the nimrod that wanted my tail number, are you a fucking idiot or just a complete retard (no insult to retarded people).

Ironic rhetorical question of the day.

One final attempt at entrapment, hmm? Is that school guard crossing vest not fitting right?

drucake · Post by **drucake** » Fri Aug 27, 2010 6:00 am

lol!!!! this is tthe funniest shit ive ever read. i kinda want to show up at that bar just to see what happens.

Post by **Sham** » Fri Aug 27, 2010 10:37 am

I'm just thinking, if Daniel is convincing enough, and another group of law enforcement is reading this, we could have two groups of Keystone Cops trying to arrest each other.
I would pay some damn good money for a video of that scene.

Careful Daniel, this IS the best and brightest of the law enforcement!

drucake · Post by **drucake** » Fri Aug 27, 2010 4:16 pm

even if he isnt a cop, its just so much damn fun saying he is. whats even more fun is when he calls us fags.....he did call us a bunch of fags, right? haha!

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Aug 27, 2010 4:24 pm

He's probably just young and "bulletproof". They're like that until they get busted for the first time.

Post by **Sham** » Fri Aug 27, 2010 4:29 pm

Yes he did, but keep in mind that he is the one who tied an antelope to the wing of his airplane to bring it back to civilization. Right about now, Officer Dumpling is not looking like the sharpest knife on the tree.

lambert13 · Post by **lambert13** » Fri Aug 27, 2010 4:29 pm

Sounds like fun:

1. Get a whole bunch of suckers to give you all their drugs.
2. Fly to an exotic island
3. Party your ass off for a month

drucake · Post by **drucake** » Fri Aug 27, 2010 4:58 pm

officer dumpling! thats awesome!

junglesmacks · Post by **junglesmacks** » Sun Dec 05, 2010 8:05 am

Bump just because I could go straight Kanye on this thread..

"Yo.. Imma let you finish but.. This thread has to be one of the funniest of ALL TIME yo.. "

drucake · Post by **drucake** » Sun Dec 05, 2010 8:43 am

i missed this thread. it is one of the funniest. hahaha!!

Post by **Sham** » Sun Dec 05, 2010 1:42 pm

The original poster boy had just 7 posts total and he's outta here. I figure if he was ligit, he was arrested already, and if he was a cop, he's cleaning out the horse stalls at the police stables. What a douche nozzle he was!

drucake · Post by **drucake** » Sun Dec 05, 2010 2:52 pm

total complete douche nozzle.

JStep · Post by **JStep** » Sun Dec 05, 2010 2:58 pm

Either a clumsy and rookie attempt at setting up a sting (my suspicion) or a really lame attempt to set up a robbery.

changoloco · Post by **changoloco** » Wed Dec 22, 2010 10:34 am

Great stuff!

peachandpapa · Post by **peachandpapa** » Wed Dec 22, 2010 4:14 pm

I nominate this thread for "Top 5 in 2010!!!" I am SO bummed I missed the original. Instant Classic!

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