The Bar

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 10:31 am

Now at last maybe we can get some serious drinking done?

What's this NEB thing and how come it's got fleas all over it?

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 10:41 am

*runs back in, stopping ocasionally to scratch, with hind leg, behind ears*

Fleas? Who's got fleas? I do NOT have fleas.

*scratches again*

I heard it's cold out there this year. Maybe I should bring the never-ending-blanket.

*grabs one end of blanket....a barbarian rolls out*

EWWWW

So much to do! I haven't even bought cheez doodles yet and you KNOW how many cheez doodles are needed in the desert.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 10:48 am

It's warm here, not too windy and not dusty at all!

I'm getting a burn barrel for my patio and have a mini BM at my place.

I'll even turn on some techno just loud enough so it annoys the neighbors.

Maybe a little private shirt-cocking.

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 11:02 am

Ugly Dougly wrote:It's warm here, not too windy and not dusty at all!

I'm getting a burn barrel for my patio and have a mini BM at my place.

I'll even turn on some techno just loud enough so it annoys the neighbors. ;)
Maybe a little private shirt-cocking.

I'm doing the same. Got a party planned. Building a little woody man from scraps. No shirt cocking allowed!

OK let's get colder beer it's starting to hot!

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Thu Sep 02, 2010 7:07 pm

I'm pourin'. Who's drinkin.

smack. ahh.

I'm sorry but I cannot comply with the anti cocking ordinance. And why should anyone? Shirt cocking is an art form, free yet elegant. Go ahead. Get cocky.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Fri Sep 03, 2010 3:47 am

Did EVERYONE go to the playa this year? Fine, I'll drink alone.

sniff

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Fri Sep 03, 2010 6:22 am

BigCock wrote:Did EVERYONE go to the playa this year? Fine, I'll drink alone.

sniff

damn BC, missed ya.... Welcome to camp envy....

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Sep 03, 2010 10:21 am

ibdave wrote:
BigCock wrote:Did EVERYONE go to the playa this year? Fine, I'll drink alone.

sniff
damn BC, missed ya.... Welcome to camp envy.... 8) 8) 8)

I'm here, too BigCock! Good to see you! How BigHen and the chicks?

(((((BigCock)))))

*sets auto-martini maker to "extra grainy."*

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Mon Sep 06, 2010 8:48 pm

BC!!!!!
Yeah, I was drinking in Camp Envy, too. Glad to hear from you.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Sep 07, 2010 7:14 pm

Bwok! Hey Bin! Hey Dave!
Grainy 'tini ... Hunny you got me right under your fin.

Jewel*** Shoey and SED went this year, stayed in the BLD. I'm supposed to get a full report after Jewel*** gets a tub tonight.

Funny how camp envy ends on Labor Day. We're all comrades working toward next burn.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Sep 07, 2010 7:56 pm

Heya, BigCock.

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Tue Sep 14, 2010 3:26 pm

a drink for OldGuy

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Tue Sep 14, 2010 7:36 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:I'm getting a burn barrel for my patio and have a mini BM at my place.

Maybe you could use some more ruffage then?

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Sep 15, 2010 10:05 am

Sail Man wrote:
Ugly Dougly wrote:I'm getting a burn barrel for my patio and have a mini BM at my place.
Maybe you could use some more ruffage then?

I know you just had a BIG BM recently, accompanied by much burning and screaming. And you'd do it again, wouldn't you, you sick fuck?

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Sat Sep 18, 2010 7:03 pm

FUCK! Where did the fucking fuck thread go?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Sep 18, 2010 7:18 pm

It'll fucking show up before you know it.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Oct 15, 2010 1:23 pm

Almost three thousand pages...
And Bar 2.0 has only 500. Perhaps a bit premature on the Da Bar.

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Fri Oct 15, 2010 1:32 pm

/stumbles in and begins smashing everything glass

*CRASH*

ARGH GHAGH REGHHAAHG!!!!!!

LL SCROW OO SHPREEMATHTH!!

*SMASH CRASH*

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Fri Oct 15, 2010 2:19 pm

/falls thru the western swinging doors

/gets up

/sets bar on fire

URGH IEEI LOOOOVE BURMINMN!!

Risky · Post by **Risky** » Fri Oct 15, 2010 2:39 pm

navigates thru the broken glass.
toasts a marshmallow on a stick.
digs thru ashes for a souvenir.

cheers! to building shit and then watching it burn.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Oct 15, 2010 2:41 pm

Hey you guys, there's a big party going on next door and...

... Hey... what chu pouring here today, hippie?

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Sun Oct 17, 2010 5:24 pm

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Oct 17, 2010 6:03 pm

Mule--You're spamming!

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 11:33 am

I'd have a drink but the glasses are all broken. Ouch!

Mojojita · Post by **Mojojita** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 11:43 am

"Mornin Bin..... (sees that Bin left another Easter Island totem in the bar...)

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 12:02 pm

Bin wrote:I'd have a drink but the glasses are all broken. Ouch!

BLAME IT ON THE DRUNKEN MOOSE!!

Here are some new ones:

Crypto wrote:Mule--You're spamming!

I was doing the 'bump' while 'hopping' on 3 legs. In the future I will make my bar-hopping more obviously bar-hopping, so as not to be misinterpreted as spam.

*sets maid to work cleaning up the broken glass and embers*

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 12:23 pm

Oh dear, this is going to be hard, being tri-drinkual. Smooches, Mojo, you remember!

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 1:14 pm

Need to get something inside of me this afternoon to help me recover from Monday morning.

What you got?

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 1:43 pm

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 3:11 pm

I don't know what you have there crawling around in the bottom of that murky glass of whatzit, but IT'S MINE!