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All things outside of Burning Man.
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Post by Ugly Dougly » Mon Aug 30, 2010 3:17 pm

Where's teh FUCK?

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Post by bx1 » Wed Sep 01, 2010 4:43 pm

Aww fuck, I forgot. Well, don't fuckin feed the troll. There's two fucks right there ya fuck! (wait there's two more!)
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Post by ibdave » Wed Sep 01, 2010 6:50 pm

Fuck, it's slow and lonely here without the gang... Fuck ygmir's post count is sagging some... 8) 8) 8)

More fucking post fishy.... hurry.... 8) 8) 8)
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Post by drucake » Wed Sep 01, 2010 6:55 pm

FUCK. im not at burning man. im being responsible. FUCK.....i miss home.

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Post by theCryptofishist » Wed Sep 01, 2010 7:01 pm

Fuck Dave, I''m doing my fucking best to make fucking lemonade. I painted the inside of a drawer, and I"ve got this broken lizard I"m going to glue in there and somehow there's gonna be other stuff and i do love the color, plus I got this statue of an indian couple. The paint is coming off and I think they'll make a lovely centerpiece for something. And I keep thinking I want to do something wiht the Virgin of Guadeloupe.
Meanwhile, I fucking let down my camp to the tune of 4 bottles of vodka, 6 or 8 of cranberry juice, three of pineapple, plus Playa Frog type schwag and the mad scientists are rampaging without me. (At least I hope they are. I"m not much of a leader, so maybe someone else has risen to the occasion.)

And there should be about a hundred more fucks in this post, but I don't have the fucking time to fucking write fuck fuckity-fuck more times. My fucking fingers wrould fucking start bleeding and maiking wierd typos.

(((((ibdave))))) Fuck you, man...
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Post by ibdave » Wed Sep 01, 2010 8:08 pm

)()()()()()(fishy)()()()()()(
this fucking staying home shit fucking sucks ass... FUCK.... :shock: :roll: 8)
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Post by Ugly Dougly » Thu Sep 02, 2010 10:04 am

theCryptofishist wrote:And I keep thinking I want to do something wiht the Virgin of Guadeloupe.
Fucking Lupe? Do you have her number? I hear she just turned 18! :twisted:

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Post by Here and there » Thu Sep 02, 2010 3:49 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:And I keep thinking I want to do something wiht the Virgin of Guadeloupe.
Fucking Lupe? Do you have her number? I hear she just turned 18! :twisted:
Oh, you are so fucking going to Hell for having written that. Or at least you would be, if there was such a place.


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Post by Ugly Dougly » Thu Sep 02, 2010 4:34 pm

Oh you're talking about Maria, who lives down the street from fucking Lupe. Yeah, Maria's pretty hot too.

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Post by bx1 » Fri Sep 03, 2010 5:32 pm

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Post by skibear » Sat Sep 04, 2010 9:12 am

What the fuck is Accuweather's problem.

Their Gerlach NV Weather report says:
"Field conditions will be very good for planting
laughing my fucking ass off !
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Post by Here and there » Thu Sep 09, 2010 3:39 pm

Wow, it sure got quiet in here in a fucking hurry.

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Post by Da Mule » Thu Sep 09, 2010 3:41 pm

sucks ass
More offers to suck ass?

I told YOU! The line forms to the fucking right.

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Post by ygmir » Thu Sep 09, 2010 6:37 pm

fucking doctors, who can't tell you a fucking thing, needing fucking tests, but have to fucking wait for them, while, perhaps, it's getting fucking worse, and, they can only fucking say:
"well, we do what we can, as fast as we can".........

fuck.

you know, if it was their loved one, it'd get done ASAP.

does the fucking Hippocratic oath part of "first, do no harm" apply to their wallets before their patients?

am I fucking frustrated?

fuck yeah.
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Post by Artemis » Thu Sep 09, 2010 6:42 pm

fuck that shit, Ygmir

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Post by Risky » Thu Sep 09, 2010 7:04 pm

My favorite question to ask a doctor -
What would you do if it was your kid?

I'm fucking frustrated for you, ygmir.

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Post by littleflower » Thu Sep 09, 2010 7:06 pm

fuck, me too.

please.

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Post by Risky » Thu Sep 09, 2010 7:14 pm

littleflower wrote:fuck, me too.

please.
I read that as -
Fuck me, too, please.


:lol:

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Post by Artemis » Thu Sep 09, 2010 7:17 pm

me too

and then I thought that she must have edited it to add the fucking comma

KISSES to RISKY

I'm calling it a night.

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Post by Artemis » Thu Sep 09, 2010 7:20 pm

oh, and

FUCKING KISSES to my other eplaya buddies too, and I'm climbing on a step-stool to give Ygmir a sloppy kiss on the cheek and a hug

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Post by Eric » Thu Sep 09, 2010 7:23 pm

Fuck Yggy.

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Post by ibdave » Thu Sep 09, 2010 9:18 pm

fuck ygmir, i was hoping all that got fucking taken care of by now...... fuck... :roll: :roll: :roll:
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Post by LeChatNoir » Thu Sep 09, 2010 11:49 pm

Fuck.

My dear old truck died just north of Nixon on 447 post-burn. I cannot complain since she'd given 260,000+ miles without much problem and she got us to the fucking Burn without so much as a grunt. But her fuel injector pump gave up the fucking ghost with one single belch and we coasted to the shoulder in the dark of fucking night and out of fucking cell phone range.

Many thanks to Chabba, our campmate who made the trips back and forth to Fernley so that we could arrange a tow and transport all the other members of our camp

Sat in a fucking hotel in Fernley for three days while I debated on scraping up $2500 for a new pump or trading her in. After much fucking anguish (no seriously... this truck has been with me for better than a quarter of my fucking life) I opted to trade her. Mostly because GMAC would loan on a new fucking vehicle but not on a fucking repair.

I feel like a low down, dirty fucking dog for sending the ol' girl off like that. I hope that she finds a new home in the Nevada outback, kicking up dust and rocks. Karine and I told her goodbye, patted her on the hood and stayed to watch her get loaded on the flatbed truck from the dealer. Whoever gets her is getting a good, solid well cared for truck. Sans a fucking injector pump, that is. I like the thought of her residing near the Black Rock Desert at least. I like to think that since that's where she stopped, she did too.

Fuck...

New truck pulls great, but it has some big tires to fill. Plus it comes with a big 'ol hairy fucking payment. Haven't had one of those fucking things in years.

Mother Fucking Ugh.
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Post by LeChatNoir » Thu Sep 09, 2010 11:51 pm

ygmir wrote:fucking doctors, who can't tell you a fucking thing, needing fucking tests, but have to fucking wait for them, while, perhaps, it's getting fucking worse, and, they can only fucking say:
"well, we do what we can, as fast as we can".........

fuck.

you know, if it was their loved one, it'd get done ASAP.

does the fucking Hippocratic oath part of "first, do no harm" apply to their wallets before their patients?

am I fucking frustrated?

fuck yeah.
Fucking fuck. If I had a wish, I'd wish for healing power in my hugs.
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Post by AntiM » Fri Sep 10, 2010 11:46 am

Fuck, YG, just fuck.

And Chat, your fucking truck made me fucking cry. Did she have a name?

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Post by Kinetik V » Fri Sep 10, 2010 12:04 pm

My mother went in yesterday for surgery to have skin cancer removed and to have a portacath put in. The skin cancer was removed without fuss but they tried 4 different places to put in the portacath and finally fucking gave up. They're sending her to a different hospital with "better equipment"...

She wanted to get this shit done and over with so she can do her chemo and fight this shit...and she gets derailed by a fucking surgeon who "thinks" he can do this surgery. Now her trust in the same professionals who she has to trust to save her is shaken and there's no amount of fucking words I can use to patch damage like that. 4 fucking tries, calling in other surgeons who are like D'oh! we don't know what to fucking do. You're goddammned motherfucking surgeons who went to school for how many fucking years? We're not talking about open heart or brain surgery...this is to put in a simple fucking portacath so you don't tear her arms up sticking so many fucking IV's in her. If you can't even do it right, why in the fuck did the State of Missouri grant you a fucking medical license to begin with?

Fucking clueless idiots...either do it right or don't fucking do it!
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Post by AntiM » Fri Sep 10, 2010 12:54 pm

Fuck, K, that sucks. I once had a doctor try to put an IV in my hand, sticking me with little numbing shots. Surface shots tend to put me into mild shock (why I can't have more tatts). Both hands, numerous attempts, a dozen or more? A corpsman finally came to my rescue. The backs of my hands were black and blue. I now insist all IVs be placed in teh crook of my elbow in the big veins. I have scar dimples to mark the accessible spots. Fucking doctors.

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Post by unjonharley » Fri Sep 10, 2010 1:06 pm

Always has been hard to put a shunt in me.. Skin is tuff.. The top dog nurse has to step in every time. Had a heat attack at 44.. The person was holding the side of the gernny for leverage.. I yelled; IN THE FOOT YOU STPID BITCH.

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Post by Eric » Fri Sep 10, 2010 1:11 pm

Fuck. I am paying the Idiot Tax big time.

It was so cool early in the week I didn't drink enough water, and now I have fucking painful gout in my left foot & can't walk (though I feel oddly bonded with Ben Franklin). The Boyfriend is off getting the pills to help get rid of this, and I'm beating myself over the fucking head for being so fucking stupid.

Even fucking veterans can be fucking idiots about the basics of survival.

K- I'm sorry to hear about you're mom's ordeal. I hope she can get some good care.
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Post by unjonharley » Fri Sep 10, 2010 1:28 pm

Eric wrote:Fuck. I am paying the Idiot Tax big time.

It was so cool early in the week I didn't drink enough water, and now I have fucking painful gout in my left foot & can't walk (though I feel oddly bonded with Ben Franklin). The Boyfriend is off getting the pills to help get rid of this, and I'm beating myself over the fucking head for being so fucking stupid.

Even fucking veterans can be fucking idiots about the basics of survival.

K- I'm sorry to hear about you're mom's ordeal. I hope she can get some good care.

Fuck, I practice drinking large amounts of water weeks before going home.. Sides It's good for ya.

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