ATTENTION PLANET DWELLERS

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Mon Jun 21, 2004 2:39 pm

ATTENTION PLANET DWELLERS
ATTENTION PLANET DWELLERS
Capt. Zorg, the previous owner of this sector of space has sold mining rights. All planets will be recycled into new material.EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY. EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Jun 21, 2004 7:51 pm

Zorg has sold rights he did not own. He has also sold infrastructure such as ports, bridges, as well as items like ships, he had no legal title for. I suggest if you have also been duped by this conman you contact the attorney general of your regional counsel.

Remember if the deal sounds to good to be true it probably isn't.

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Tue Jun 22, 2004 8:41 am

Captain Zorg attempted to sell me a condo in the Sknektid Arm of the Krenthor Expanse several cycles ago. "Never look a gift Drog in the spiracles", my primat used to tell me, but my earflaps were always contracted. "Don't take krethen from outworlders", she'd say, but would I listen? Negative. Well, I've got gurgng on my face now! Don't trust ol' Captain Zorg. His neck only turns one way, if you know what I mean.......

rev. lucifer · Post by **rev. lucifer** » Wed Jun 30, 2004 11:18 pm

I don't know who your talking about Robotland, but it's not the Capt. Zorg I know.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Thu Jul 01, 2004 12:36 am

Hi Rick!

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Thu Jul 01, 2004 7:09 am

rev. lucifer wrote:I don't know who your talking about Robotland, but it's not the Capt. Zorg I know.

...I'm talking about Captain Howard Zorg.

rev. lucifer · Post by **rev. lucifer** » Thu Jul 01, 2004 2:10 pm

Oh, I was talking about Capt. James E. Zorg.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Jul 01, 2004 3:50 pm

Who owns this sector now? And is "he" going to kick Captain Zorg's patutoid for selling titles but retaining mineral rights?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Jul 01, 2004 3:51 pm

And will the Zorgtarians be "raptured" up?

rev. lucifer · Post by **rev. lucifer** » Thu Jul 01, 2004 10:34 pm

Why yes Capt. Zorg shall free the world of all the dirty little grotless trolls from upper trefger. And he'll do it while twiddling his spentrok.

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Thu Jul 01, 2004 10:42 pm

Well, that blogfer still owes me 20 ziftwells he borrowed last Glutimas!

rev. lucifer · Post by **rev. lucifer** » Thu Jul 01, 2004 10:46 pm

Ain't he a grewsed? them damn grewseds and their taking money from people.