Pick Up Lines

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jun 18, 2004 3:33 pm

True, and the context mattered. As well as the fact that he said it in a very open funny way. And if he hadn't proved worthy he would never have gotten my phone number.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Jun 18, 2004 3:59 pm

First step toward 'worthy'; having your own office?

Never, ever, when I had my own office did I try that... of course, I was married at the time and I am a monogamist by nature... or choice... or fear... or something

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jun 18, 2004 4:03 pm

samtzu wrote:First step toward 'worthy'; having your own office?

Never, ever, when I had my own office did I try that... of course, I was married at the time and I am a monogamist by nature... or choice... or fear... or something

He was hosting a party. A party of grown-up fun. I was dessrobing and he said nice things about my hirstutism. In a normal office it would have been creepy disreguard of boundaries and sexual harrassment. Not a turn-on.

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Fri Jun 18, 2004 4:09 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:It was something like
"come into my office little girl."

Did he twirl the end of his mustache when he said it?

(And now that I know you're who I thought you were, apologize to him for me, would you? I suck and never called him last year....)

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jun 18, 2004 4:18 pm

Koosh--
Did we almost give you a ride home?

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Fri Jun 18, 2004 5:30 pm

Bingo.

(I figured y'all out when you signed your birthday greeting.)

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Jun 18, 2004 5:42 pm

I sense a thickening of the plot... stir it some more!!

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Fri Jun 18, 2004 6:42 pm

At BM '00 "Those are the nicest tits I've ever seen!" worked... somehow. And they were.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Jul 01, 2004 6:50 pm

fireworks tonight at http://www.brightpathvideo.com

it get's some.....................pyromaniac types?

shitmouse · Post by **shitmouse** » Fri Jul 02, 2004 4:39 pm

cowboyangel wrote:fireworks tonight at http://www.brightpathvideo.com

it get's some.....................pyromaniac types?

have you checked out the motorcycle ride through chernobyl on that link??
it's a great essay. fucking ghost town.............great photos and text.
-b

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Fri Jul 02, 2004 4:46 pm

have you checked out the motorcycle ride through chernobyl on that link??
it's a great essay. fucking ghost town.............great photos and text.

Yep, really spooky. I agree, great photos.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Jul 02, 2004 5:05 pm

I wanna meet Elana....I've got friends in Ukraine......this could be really cool

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Fri Jul 02, 2004 5:47 pm

I wanna meet Elana....

Same here. Took LOTS of um...moxy to do what she did. Illegal as HELL to head into what they call the 'exclusionary zone' without permission.

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Fri Jul 02, 2004 5:50 pm

BTW, were you ever to actually meet see if you can bring back a sample of anything she might have picked up. It'd be great to run a gamma spec analysis on it. Hell, a whole body count on her (stop your naughty thoughts) might be just as interesting.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Jul 02, 2004 5:52 pm

Badger wrote:BTW, were you ever to actually meet see if you can bring back a sample of anything she might have picked up. It'd be great to run a gamma spec analysis on it. Hell, a whole body count on her (stop your naughty thoughts) might be just as interesting.

Badger can you set up a test to see if half life can be reduced?

shitmouse · Post by **shitmouse** » Fri Jul 02, 2004 5:55 pm

Badger wrote:BTW, were you ever to actually meet see if you can bring back a sample of anything she might have picked up. It'd be great to run a gamma spec analysis on it. Hell, a whole body count on her (stop your naughty thoughts) might be just as interesting.

TOTALLY.
i'd be scared just meeting her after she visited the "red woods".
--(wood that litteraly glows red).
it would be a good single moto trip, but there's no way in hell you could get me to ride behind someone kicking up dust. she has balls. -(or cancer).
-b

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Fri Jul 02, 2004 5:59 pm

she has balls. -(or cancer).

Probably neither of which she had before the trip.

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Fri Jul 02, 2004 6:00 pm

"Wanna glow for a ride?"

shitmouse · Post by **shitmouse** » Fri Jul 02, 2004 6:08 pm

"Wanna glow for a ride?"

-- hiding laughing out loud like a 7 year old girl. -(schrnt).
i guess you *would* get a farmer's tan, outfit pending. it's the hot look these days.
-b

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Fri Jul 02, 2004 6:18 pm

"I wouldn't fuck you if you where the last sheep alive!"

insults have been found to work

A II Z

shitmouse · Post by **shitmouse** » Fri Jul 02, 2004 7:09 pm

and laughing.

-best applied after seeing offenders peepee.
old girlfriend's mom did this to a flasher, and he ran away.
-b

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Fri Jul 02, 2004 7:11 pm

I just finished spending a lot of time on Elana's site! I was interesting to see the changes in the buildings as compared to earlier photographs I have seen. If someone could get her to come to BM it would be interesting to talk to her! (Actually, I would really like to go to Ukraine, but I don't see myself ever having enough money....

)

shitmouse · Post by **shitmouse** » Fri Jul 02, 2004 8:56 pm

BAS wrote:(Actually, I would really like to go to Ukraine, but I don't see myself ever having enough money.... )

get a job at one of the airlines like united, or whom ever. (many airlines still hook an employee up. it will only cost you about 100 bucks round trip, plus very small milage cost to Europe. just have to deal with stand-by. it's worth it though if your a travel bug. you can fly first class in a lot of cases. -(kinda creepy having people pour your beer though)...
granted, the pay's not good but you can travel.
my best mate does it monthly.

-(apologies for OT-driftness).
-b