No. There was a guy named Keith camped around 6 and I that had branding iron type stamps on which he used body paint. My brother in law from the Netherlands (his virgin year) had a very interesting first day - aside from the wind, dust and rain. A young lady decided she wanted some body paint. Keith asked her where. She hiked up her dress and said she just had a Brazilian done and wanted some decoration. When she left, she was definitely decoratedSilverOrange wrote:Geospyder, did you come and get your head painted at Camp Tsunami this year? You look familiar.
Did anyone have a positive time at Burningman?
- geospyder
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You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor.
This is the type of article that requires personal delivery.oneeyeddick wrote:so that's where Risky's enema kit ran off to.Token wrote:And leave the protective wubby shield? Never!
I actually came to visit you a couple times but you were out. It's OK though; I scored an enema kit, sparkle pony and a beer!
I guess it is her fault for leaving it next to the meat&cheese tray and the ladyfinger eclairs on the table out front.
She wants it back as soon as you are done with it.
I recommend a 2% sea salt saline with aloe.
Where's my autoclave ...
Contemplating Token's sloppy seconds.oneeyeddick wrote:so that's where Risky's enema kit ran off to.Token wrote:And leave the protective wubby shield? Never!
I actually came to visit you a couple times but you were out. It's OK though; I scored an enema kit, sparkle pony and a beer!
I guess it is her fault for leaving it next to the meat&cheese tray and the ladyfinger eclairs on the table out front.
She wants it back as soon as you are done with it.
- Just_Joe
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Risky wrote:Contemplating Token's sloppy seconds.oneeyeddick wrote: so that's where Risky's enema kit ran off to.
I guess it is her fault for leaving it next to the meat&cheese tray and the ladyfinger eclairs on the table out front.
She wants it back as soon as you are done with it.
So much for today's lunch......
- Lassen Forge
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If you liked lunch that much, wait until you see what we can do for dessert!weather man wrote:Risky wrote:Contemplating Token's sloppy seconds.oneeyeddick wrote: so that's where Risky's enema kit ran off to.
I guess it is her fault for leaving it next to the meat&cheese tray and the ladyfinger eclairs on the table out front.
She wants it back as soon as you are done with it.
So much for today's lunch......
Bay Bridge Sue wrote:If you liked lunch that much, wait until you see what we can do for dessert!weather man wrote:Risky wrote: Contemplating Token's sloppy seconds.
So much for today's lunch......
Parfaits are classy.

...barbecued pork layered with mashed potatoes in a plastic cup, finished with a dollop of potatoes, a drizzle of barbecue sauce and a “cherryâ€
- CapSmashy
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- Camp Name: Terminal City://404 Village Not Found
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Not to sound like a broken record...
BEST BURN EVER
In no particular order....
The camp was fucking awesome, the village was fucking awesome, the zipline was fucking awesome, my Raider and Terminal City family was beyond fucking awesome, tagging Bash, Winter, Quick and Matty with PROPERTY OF RAIDERS was fucking awesome, handing Token his very own Sparkle Pony was fucking awesome, spending most of a day with Simon was fucking awesome, making CFM keep a silly smile plastered on her face ALL WEEK LONG was fucking awesome, that guy in the hat on the bike that day near that art piece was fucking awesome, getting our camp wrapped was fucking awesome, wrapping the wrong camp in retaliation was fucking awesome, the free sex shows at altitude lounge was fucking awesome, the ice was fucking awesome, the snow cones were fucking awesome, the white outs were fucking awesome, the rain was fucking awesome, Rev G and his mad kitchen skillz was fucking awesome, Logan and CHAINSAW THEATER was fucking awesome, Monti scaring away a car was fucking awesome, Pizza cooking pizza was awesome, vodka shots with Sue in the Katina was fucking awesome, being back behind the Booby Bar and bar tending for a few minutes was fucking awesome, getting ridden like a Tan Tan was fucking awesome, eating spam nuggets cooked in the flame from OED's dangling participle was fucking awesome, being OED's gravy bitch was fucking awesome, Matty and his fire scythe FUCKING AWESOME, Winter and "Duuuuuude, fuckin hell yeah...." was fucking awesome, the Frogbat was fucking awesome, Shuttlecraft was fucking awesome, Cawfee Tok with Candall and Dr Sinister was fucking awesome, the Red Tea Ceremony was fucking awesome, Black Rock Roller Derby and Roller Disco was fucking awesome, TC's first annual Sparkle Pony Night was fucking awesome, playing check point with MASH was fucking awesome, getting ambushed by MASH, a lot, was fucking awesome, vodka and pickle morning with Quick, John, Bash and Logan was fucking awesome... and all that other stuff I did was fucking awesome too.
BEST BURN EVER
In no particular order....
The camp was fucking awesome, the village was fucking awesome, the zipline was fucking awesome, my Raider and Terminal City family was beyond fucking awesome, tagging Bash, Winter, Quick and Matty with PROPERTY OF RAIDERS was fucking awesome, handing Token his very own Sparkle Pony was fucking awesome, spending most of a day with Simon was fucking awesome, making CFM keep a silly smile plastered on her face ALL WEEK LONG was fucking awesome, that guy in the hat on the bike that day near that art piece was fucking awesome, getting our camp wrapped was fucking awesome, wrapping the wrong camp in retaliation was fucking awesome, the free sex shows at altitude lounge was fucking awesome, the ice was fucking awesome, the snow cones were fucking awesome, the white outs were fucking awesome, the rain was fucking awesome, Rev G and his mad kitchen skillz was fucking awesome, Logan and CHAINSAW THEATER was fucking awesome, Monti scaring away a car was fucking awesome, Pizza cooking pizza was awesome, vodka shots with Sue in the Katina was fucking awesome, being back behind the Booby Bar and bar tending for a few minutes was fucking awesome, getting ridden like a Tan Tan was fucking awesome, eating spam nuggets cooked in the flame from OED's dangling participle was fucking awesome, being OED's gravy bitch was fucking awesome, Matty and his fire scythe FUCKING AWESOME, Winter and "Duuuuuude, fuckin hell yeah...." was fucking awesome, the Frogbat was fucking awesome, Shuttlecraft was fucking awesome, Cawfee Tok with Candall and Dr Sinister was fucking awesome, the Red Tea Ceremony was fucking awesome, Black Rock Roller Derby and Roller Disco was fucking awesome, TC's first annual Sparkle Pony Night was fucking awesome, playing check point with MASH was fucking awesome, getting ambushed by MASH, a lot, was fucking awesome, vodka and pickle morning with Quick, John, Bash and Logan was fucking awesome... and all that other stuff I did was fucking awesome too.
- robrob
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fuck me, i just remembered... the Black Rock Astonomy Club was also fucking awesome!
a campmate and i were in a very special headspace, ambling down random streets, when a couple naked guys asked us if we wanted to see jupiter's moons. sure enough, there were big ass telescopes, pointed at jupiter's moons.
totally one of those awesome little moments, that i literally just remembered out of the blue today. I wonder how many more of those will pop up in the coming weeks/months....
a campmate and i were in a very special headspace, ambling down random streets, when a couple naked guys asked us if we wanted to see jupiter's moons. sure enough, there were big ass telescopes, pointed at jupiter's moons.
totally one of those awesome little moments, that i literally just remembered out of the blue today. I wonder how many more of those will pop up in the coming weeks/months....
- oneeyeddick
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- TomServo
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Did you notice, days before and after the burn, how polite and helpful eplaya became?Elliot wrote::D
I've been thinking the same thing; what on earth is going on with all this negativism on E-playa these days?
And I believe Robrob is on the right track -- the Internet, although very useful, has a dark side that sneaks up on people. We must be vigilant! Three cheers for Burning Man!
:D
anything worth doing is worth overdoing..
- EmilyD
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Wha???? no. ;-0TomServo wrote:Did you notice, days before and after the burn, how polite and helpful eplaya became?Elliot wrote::D
I've been thinking the same thing; what on earth is going on with all this negativism on E-playa these days?
And I believe Robrob is on the right track -- the Internet, although very useful, has a dark side that sneaks up on people. We must be vigilant! Three cheers for Burning Man!
:D

You don't have to be skinny, naked and under 30 to be a Hottie!
- theCryptofishist
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AHEM! ITYM:
CapSmashy wrote:Not to sound like a broken record...
BEST BURN EVER
In no particular order....
The camp was fucking awesome*, the village was fucking awesome, the zipline was fucking awesome, my Raider and Terminal City family was beyond fucking awesome, tagging Bash, Winter, Quick and Matty with PROPERTY OF RAIDERS was fucking awesome, handing Token his very own Sparkle Pony was fucking awesome, spending most of a day with Simon was fucking awesome, making CFM keep a silly smile plastered on her face ALL WEEK LONG was fucking awesome, that guy in the hat on the bike that day near that art piece was fucking awesome, getting our camp wrapped was fucking awesome, wrapping the wrong camp in retaliation was fucking awesome, the free sex shows at altitude lounge was fucking awesome, the ice was fucking awesome, the snow cones were fucking awesome, the white outs were fucking awesome, the rain was fucking awesome, Rev G and his mad kitchen skillz was fucking awesome, Logan and CHAINSAW THEATER was fucking awesome, Monti scaring away a car was fucking awesome, Pizza cooking pizza was awesome, vodka shots with Sue in the Katina was fucking awesome, being back behind the Booby Bar and bar tending for a few minutes was fucking awesome, getting ridden like a Tan Tan was fucking awesome, eating spam nuggets cooked in the flame from OED's dangling participle was fucking awesome, being OED's gravy bitch was fucking awesome, Matty and his fire scythe FUCKING AWESOME, Winter and "Duuuuuude, fuckin hell yeah...." was fucking awesome, the Frogbat was fucking awesome, Shuttlecraft was fucking awesome, Cawfee Tok with Candall and Dr Sinister was fucking awesome, the Red Tea Ceremony was fucking awesome, Black Rock Roller Derby and Roller Disco was fucking awesome, TC's first annual Sparkle Pony Night was fucking awesome, playing check point with MASH was fucking awesome, getting ambushed by MASH, a lot, was fucking awesome, vodka and pickle morning with Quick, John, Bash and Logan was fucking awesome... and all that other stuff I did was fucking awesome too.
*Except for the tragic and unexpected absense of the fucking awesome Cryptofishist.
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
- Teo del Fuego
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[quote="CapSmashy"]Not to sound like a broken record...
[size=18][b][color=red]BEST BURN EVER[/color][/b][/size]
In no particular order....
The camp was fucking awesome, the village was fucking awesome, the zipline was fucking awesome, my Raider and Terminal City family was beyond fucking awesome, tagging Bash, Winter, Quick and Matty with PROPERTY OF RAIDERS was fucking awesome, handing Token his very own Sparkle Pony was fucking awesome, spending most of a day with Simon was fucking awesome, making CFM keep a silly smile plastered on her face ALL WEEK LONG was fucking awesome, that guy in the hat on the bike that day near that art piece was fucking awesome, getting our camp wrapped was fucking awesome, wrapping the wrong camp in retaliation was fucking awesome, the free sex shows at altitude lounge was fucking awesome, the ice was fucking awesome, the snow cones were fucking awesome, the white outs were fucking awesome, the rain was fucking awesome, Rev G and his mad kitchen skillz was fucking awesome, Logan and CHAINSAW THEATER was fucking awesome, Monti scaring away a car was fucking awesome, Pizza cooking pizza was awesome, vodka shots with Sue in the Katina was fucking awesome, being back behind the Booby Bar and bar tending for a few minutes was fucking awesome, getting ridden like a Tan Tan was fucking awesome, eating spam nuggets cooked in the flame from OED's dangling participle was fucking awesome, being OED's gravy bitch was fucking awesome, Matty and his fire scythe FUCKING AWESOME, Winter and "Duuuuuude, fuckin hell yeah...." was fucking awesome, the Frogbat was fucking awesome, Shuttlecraft was fucking awesome, Cawfee Tok with Candall and Dr Sinister was fucking awesome, the Red Tea Ceremony was fucking awesome, Black Rock Roller Derby and Roller Disco was fucking awesome, TC's first annual Sparkle Pony Night was fucking awesome, playing check point with MASH was fucking awesome, getting ambushed by MASH, a lot, was fucking awesome, vodka and pickle morning with Quick, John, Bash and Logan was fucking awesome... and all that other stuff I did was fucking awesome too.[/quote]
wow screwed that up the first time, anyway
Bullshit. Not a fraction of that shit ever happened. And even if it did no way anyone saw it all, let alone remembered it. It sucked, again, like all the years before. Cost too much, its too much work and I can't spell my name for two weeks after.
I think I remember the shuttlecraft tho
See you next fucking year
[size=18][b][color=red]BEST BURN EVER[/color][/b][/size]
In no particular order....
The camp was fucking awesome, the village was fucking awesome, the zipline was fucking awesome, my Raider and Terminal City family was beyond fucking awesome, tagging Bash, Winter, Quick and Matty with PROPERTY OF RAIDERS was fucking awesome, handing Token his very own Sparkle Pony was fucking awesome, spending most of a day with Simon was fucking awesome, making CFM keep a silly smile plastered on her face ALL WEEK LONG was fucking awesome, that guy in the hat on the bike that day near that art piece was fucking awesome, getting our camp wrapped was fucking awesome, wrapping the wrong camp in retaliation was fucking awesome, the free sex shows at altitude lounge was fucking awesome, the ice was fucking awesome, the snow cones were fucking awesome, the white outs were fucking awesome, the rain was fucking awesome, Rev G and his mad kitchen skillz was fucking awesome, Logan and CHAINSAW THEATER was fucking awesome, Monti scaring away a car was fucking awesome, Pizza cooking pizza was awesome, vodka shots with Sue in the Katina was fucking awesome, being back behind the Booby Bar and bar tending for a few minutes was fucking awesome, getting ridden like a Tan Tan was fucking awesome, eating spam nuggets cooked in the flame from OED's dangling participle was fucking awesome, being OED's gravy bitch was fucking awesome, Matty and his fire scythe FUCKING AWESOME, Winter and "Duuuuuude, fuckin hell yeah...." was fucking awesome, the Frogbat was fucking awesome, Shuttlecraft was fucking awesome, Cawfee Tok with Candall and Dr Sinister was fucking awesome, the Red Tea Ceremony was fucking awesome, Black Rock Roller Derby and Roller Disco was fucking awesome, TC's first annual Sparkle Pony Night was fucking awesome, playing check point with MASH was fucking awesome, getting ambushed by MASH, a lot, was fucking awesome, vodka and pickle morning with Quick, John, Bash and Logan was fucking awesome... and all that other stuff I did was fucking awesome too.[/quote]
wow screwed that up the first time, anyway
Bullshit. Not a fraction of that shit ever happened. And even if it did no way anyone saw it all, let alone remembered it. It sucked, again, like all the years before. Cost too much, its too much work and I can't spell my name for two weeks after.
I think I remember the shuttlecraft tho
See you next fucking year
Hilarious
As a virgin burner just a few months ago, I remember being butt-hurt at the snarky-ness on eplaya, some in responses to my questions.
Now every post under this subject and many others crack me up. I get it now. You guys are hilarious (for the most part, of course).
And yes I am still in playa withdrawal and being on e-playa is making me somewhat depressed and nostalgic, but I'll get over it. Next year is coming. It was the time of my life, don't remember much negative. All my virgin worries were pointless!
Now every post under this subject and many others crack me up. I get it now. You guys are hilarious (for the most part, of course).
And yes I am still in playa withdrawal and being on e-playa is making me somewhat depressed and nostalgic, but I'll get over it. Next year is coming. It was the time of my life, don't remember much negative. All my virgin worries were pointless!
- junglesmacks
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Re: Hilarious
Allow me to quote myself *cough*cough* from the top douchebag thread..
Best. Burn. Ever. (Yeah so it was my first beer but not my first keg party..)
See you next year bigger, badder and more lit up and done to the teeeeeee than ever..

That still encapsulates my thoughts on the negativity issue.junglesmacks wrote:Maybe it was the stars in my eyes and the perma-grin plastered across my dusty face, but I was having WAY to much of a mindblowing good time to even notice any douche-isms happening around me. Never even noticed a one, or maybe it's because I didn't really care to even let those thoughts invade my brain? I dunno.
Best. Burn. Ever. (Yeah so it was my first beer but not my first keg party..)
See you next year bigger, badder and more lit up and done to the teeeeeee than ever..
Savannah wrote:It sounds freaky & wrong, so you need to do it.
- knowmad
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12 BWS BDV/DPB - Location: Puget Sound
Cool combo! let me guess; Muddy Body Shots?Token wrote:..... I scored an enema kit, sparkle pony and a beer!
But I Had an Awesome Time. My Therapist is a bit worried though. She claims it is a fragile temporary high that will wear off leaving me despondent. Mundanes! what do they know.
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Oh yeah, this year I was totally twerping out at the fence. ~Lonesombri
...........................................Oh yeah, this year I was totally twerping out at the fence. ~Lonesombri
- Frankenstipe
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- Sail Man
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Why? I'm sure its a safe bet to say some people here are sitting behind their keyboards naked. Right Shambala? Oh Damn!AntiM wrote:Never mistake eplaya for the playa.
Excuse me Ma'am, your going to feel a small prick.
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- oneeyeddick
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