The Bar... Volume#2

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 1:35 pm

The CO wrote:
C.f.M. wrote:I'd like some banging. And Mash.
Don't let your fellow raiders hear that kind of talk.

<Pours>

I wouldn't even have to leave camp to get MASH, seeing as how they wouldn't leave our shade area most days.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 1:41 pm

* wiggles finger in ear *

WTF is that noise?

... Oh , howdy everyone!

* sniffs the air, lights an insence *

That's much better, who wants a pickle ?

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 1:44 pm

Eh, I'd rather ride my motorcycle.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 1:56 pm

They are having a pickle sucking contests down at Street Vibrations in Reno friday and Saturday, cruise on over !

* sings song *

"She don't wanna bite my pickle, she want's to ride my motorsickle"

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 2:00 pm

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 7:16 pm

I love those trashy, frumpy outfits they have on...

The CO · Post by **The CO** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 9:47 pm

<With a snap of arcing electricity, the Automatic Banjo Box begins playing a minor key bluegrass version of "Bad Romance">

Hmmm.... Still not quite there, but at least it's working. I think the quantum flangedoodle is out of alignment.

Who's pouring? I need a refill.

Pink Daddy · Post by **Pink Daddy** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 10:14 pm

Do the knobs go to 11?

The CO · Post by **The CO** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 10:21 pm

Actually, the potentiometers on this baby go from 0-111!

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Thu Sep 23, 2010 6:06 am

Did you check the alternator?

I don't know what that means, my driver's ed teacher said that was usually the problem. So, when there's a problem I say that and boys get impressed.

I'll have a pitcher of

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Sep 23, 2010 6:22 am

oh yeah...........count on CFM for breakfast in a glass.......you are a genius.

One, would imagine, you have no lack of procedures for "impressing the boys".......you rascal.
Thanks.

Hey CO, can't wait to hear the ABB makin some tunes.

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Thu Sep 23, 2010 6:30 am

ygmir wrote:oh yeah...........count on CFM for breakfast in a glass.......you are a genius.

One, would imagine, you have no lack of procedures for "impressing the boys".......you rascal.

Well, I can't always get the GHB in their glass in time.

There will be homemade bacon vodka Bloody Marys with homemade pickled okra next year. If I figure out how to get it there.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Sep 23, 2010 6:43 am

C.f.M. wrote:
ygmir wrote:oh yeah...........count on CFM for breakfast in a glass.......you are a genius.

One, would imagine, you have no lack of procedures for "impressing the boys".......you rascal.
Well, I can't always get the GHB in their glass in time.

There will be homemade bacon vodka Bloody Marys with homemade pickled okra next year. If I figure out how to get it there.

ship it to me, and I'll bring it.........

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Thu Sep 23, 2010 7:10 am

Maybe foodstuffs, but it's the alcohol I'm not sure about

"Other items, such as alcoholic beverages (beer, wine, liquor), are not considered hazardous but are prohibited and boxes displaying such markings are also prohibited."

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Sep 23, 2010 7:17 am

UPS?
seems they'll ship booze.....

or, maybe, don't mark the package as "alcohol"..........

not that I'd suggest you mislead those reading the outside of the package.

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Thu Sep 23, 2010 9:16 am

ygmir wrote:reading the outside of the package.

You have writing on the outside of your package? Maybe I should try that.

geospyder · Post by **geospyder** » Thu Sep 23, 2010 9:17 am

I apologize - I'm sorry - I did something bad yesterday - I washed off the Playa dust from my driveway

But on the positive side I found out my bike is blue

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Sep 23, 2010 9:33 am

Its Ok GeoSpyder, I wont even drive the Tank Tank right now cause its filled to the brim with playa....dunes..no really we accidentally left the windows down on Wed. pre-event till Friday after noon....duhrrrrrr

Gotta first blow it out then suck it dry....

dwell on that yall!
Have a great thursday ya'll yes Ill be at the Sparks Street vibes Sat....spinning fire not sucking pickles!

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Thu Sep 23, 2010 9:44 am

I think it's a natural state for tankTank... you get rid of the playa dust and it will likely fall apart. (Aw shit, NOW I know why it died... )... >>giggles<< You should have seen it in 05 when ALL the windows (including the tailgate (because of the wood still in it) and one between the bed and cab) were left open out by the comm shack / trashfence... During a 4 hour whiteout... and 60 MPH winds.

Drifts on the floors. Literally. AND on the seats. You couldn't see the ribs on the bed.

Just cleaned out truktruk... at least the back, so Shelli could transport paintings. There's a playa-colored river in front of the house now... heh heh heh...

The cab... STILL Playa fresh!

FaeTora · Post by **FaeTora** » Thu Sep 23, 2010 9:47 am

You should bottle it! That could be your gift. around March when we are all climbing the walls for home, you could send a small vile of it to us.... I mean them.

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Thu Sep 23, 2010 9:56 am

FaeTora wrote:You should bottle it! That could be your gift. around March when we are all climbing the walls for home, you could send a small vile of it to us.... I mean them.

I wanted to have camp burning man. My dome, full of playa dust, with a fan going all the time.

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Thu Sep 23, 2010 1:39 pm

I made an interesting discovery while blowing the dust out of the cab of the truck.

The intake for the leaf blower is on the bottom of the unite.

When I set it on the seat a huge cloud of dust came out.

So I just ran it over the seat like an iron and it acted like a super vacume.

Did an awsome job.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Thu Sep 23, 2010 2:32 pm

FaeTora wrote:You should bottle it! That could be your gift. around March when we are all climbing the walls for home, you could send a small vile of it to us.... I mean them.

if anyone ever needs a small vial of playa dust just lets me know.

why settle for old storage playa when I can send it to you

FRESH FROM THE SOURSE.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Sep 23, 2010 2:33 pm

Did you blow the dust into your neighbor's car?

MisaBlue · Post by **MisaBlue** » Thu Sep 23, 2010 2:43 pm

Hiya!

So I arrived to my parents place today...start to tell them the stories and they seems to enjoy it

... and I even told them parts I wanted to censor

Tomorrow will show them pictures and videos...ok, I will censor this a bit

Hope yu all are doing fine!

I am so happy to have th ebottle of playa dust at home, so I can look at it and smell it if feeling not so well...but actually, just thinking about the desert makes me smile all the time

Love you!

And now, somebody get the fucking drink here!!!

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Thu Sep 23, 2010 2:56 pm

I am having a beer
He is having a border crossing.
What would you like?

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Thu Sep 23, 2010 2:59 pm

or maybe a little
42 below Kiwi vodka?

MisaBlue · Post by **MisaBlue** » Thu Sep 23, 2010 3:05 pm

Can I have a Vodka and drink it down with a beer? ... as usual

What you mean by border crossing?

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Sep 23, 2010 3:08 pm

It's not a border for Ygmir. He crossed that line long ago.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Thu Sep 23, 2010 3:13 pm

Border crossing is Jose"tequila" and Yukon Jack "whiskey" together.

nice smokey carmel flavor