Booby Bar--2011

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Wed Sep 15, 2010 8:46 am

Women with standards are a rare breed at Burning Man, eh?

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Sep 20, 2010 8:34 am

Standards are kinda over rated....bleech

Ok...So if your reading this becuase you think you wanna be a 2011 Boobarian.....

One we have very lil' room for newbs as most just stay with us after joining...

So with that in Mind....you need to know that we are a WORKING theme camp which means yes, you will work your fucking ass off!!!!
Careful what you ask for!

I had an extra Early pass which was granted to someone who NEVER showed up to help...screw you! you know who you are!

Titwi and I need people who WANNA pull this off, not just want to say they camp at The Booby Bar!

So if your skin didnt crawl at the idea of hard sweaty work...then PM me.

At this point we only have approximately 5 openings...if that....

And we will be REALLY INTERVIEWING even this year.
I hate expectations so were just gonna lay it out, if thats too much for you...then Piss off!

WEEEEeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEeeeeeeeee

Token · Post by **Token** » Tue Sep 21, 2010 10:16 pm

Oooooh hell no! Why would I ever want to have my ass worked off, (unless Pinney or Risky pimp me out), when I can just come over and enjoy the place anytime?

Much easier to come over and introduce my self twice, when you take your hat off, Pinney.

Stay away folks, these cool cats are ruthless in their pursuit of slave labor!

Galaxo Magic · Post by **Galaxo Magic** » Tue Sep 21, 2010 11:50 pm

I would love to be a Boobarian, but alas, I am an Upsie Dasium. We may change that to Camp Upsie Gravyum. hahaha. We will be way across the city again, but will love your boobs from afar!

CapSmashy · Post by **CapSmashy** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 10:19 am

TUESDAY TUESDAY TUESDAY!

Break out the Rad X, the stim packs and have your jet inhalers ready, because Tuesday night is RAIDERS NIGHT AT THE BOOBY BAR!

That's right dear friends and neighbors, the Playawaste Raiders will be invading and staging a take over of the Booby Bar for our own twisted brand of sick amusement at your expense.

CFM will be rocking the Insult-O-Matic Megaphone.

Smashy and others will be serving up Radiation Punch, Essence of Mutant Martinis and the never served before "IN YOUR FUCKING FACE MEATSACK!" surprise.

Dr Sinister will be looking for new "test" subjects.

Logan might kill you with a chainsaw.

Other festivities include:
1. Special surprise guests
2. Spontaneous human combustion
3. The BIG RED BUTON.
4. Live nude girls!
5. Free Sharpie tattoos for everyone that passes out
6. Gnome sexing.
7. SPIN THE WHEEL MEATSACK!
8. EWWWWWW! WHAT THE FUCK DID HE PUT DOWN MY PANTS! Bingo.

And much, much more.

NO MUTANTS ALLOWED

Disclaimers: This is a back of the ticket event night. By entering into the Booby Bar, you have automatically consented to hold the Booby Bar, Playawaste Raiders, Terminal City and all affiliates there of, free from liability regarding any and all injuries, dismemberments or death. Bing responsibly.

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 10:41 am

I'm not some sort of monkey, performing on command.

CapSmashy · Post by **CapSmashy** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 10:55 am

C.f.M. wrote:I'm not some sort of monkey, performing on command.

Of course not. Here, drink the kool-aid.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 10:57 am

Have you been volunteered?

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 11:00 am

Ugly Dougly wrote:Have you been volunteered?

Clearly, he didn't read my signature.

CapSmashy · Post by **CapSmashy** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 11:03 am

Methinks the lady doth protest too much. or doth take the ramblings of Smashy too seriously.

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 11:27 am

SHUSH! All this talk of me smiling, and megaphoning, you're going to ruin my reputation!!!

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 2:28 pm

pinemom wrote:Standards are kinda over rated....bleech

Ok...So if your reading this becuase you think you wanna be a 2011 Boobarian.....

One we have very lil' room for newbs as most just stay with us after joining...

So with that in Mind....you need to know that we are a WORKING theme camp which means yes, you will work your fucking ass off!!!!
Careful what you ask for!

I had an extra Early pass which was granted to someone who NEVER showed up to help...screw you! you know who you are!

Titwi and I need people who WANNA pull this off, not just want to say they camp at The Booby Bar!

So if your skin didnt crawl at the idea of hard sweaty work...then PM me.

At this point we only have approximately 5 openings...if that....

And we will be REALLY INTERVIEWING even this year.
I hate expectations so were just gonna lay it out, if thats too much for you...then Piss off!

WEEEEeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEeeeeeeeee

Hey Babe, I thought you 2 kiddos were going to take a year off??? Yes? Me and the Miss did this year.... Your turn.....

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 2:50 pm

no Dave, that was the OTHER Pinemom, this is the one we call Piney.

There is a difference.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 6:59 pm

Smashy
I think you mean the "big red baton."

CapSmashy · Post by **CapSmashy** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 7:34 pm

Nope. THE BIG RED BUTON

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Sep 23, 2010 9:18 am

Raiders...You got it....pump it up !!!
TUESDAY 2011 is YOURS!

The CO · Post by **The CO** » Thu Sep 23, 2010 9:31 am

Conner & I will be doing the twins gag as well, I'm hoping to get Logan & Monti + Red & Gene onboard as well.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Sep 23, 2010 9:54 am

OMG!!! hahaha

So are you cutting or is he growing, CO???

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Sep 23, 2010 8:44 pm

pinemom wrote:OMG!!! hahaha

So are you cutting or is he growing, CO???

You just had to go "blue" didn't you, Piney.

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Thu Sep 23, 2010 10:00 pm

C.f.M. wrote:SHUSH! All this talk of me smiling, and megaphoning, you're going to ruin my reputation!!!

Reputation! heard she's like Laura Ingals in fishnet tights.

The CO · Post by **The CO** » Fri Sep 24, 2010 9:32 am

pinemom wrote:OMG!!! hahaha

So are you cutting or is he growing, CO???

We just need matching outfits. He has already been mistaken for me in photos by people that have known me for years.

I'm thinking we should do matching Jamie Hyneman outfits.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Sep 24, 2010 9:35 am

Ya, thats funny, cause for some reason alot of people get Kernul Killbuck and Titwi confuzzled.

Stitch · Post by **Stitch** » Fri Sep 24, 2010 10:57 am

CfM recruited me as guest nipple inspector. I would also like to participate in the cruel and unusual punishment involved in EWWWWWW! WHAT THE FUCK DID SHE PUT DOWN MY PANTS! Bingo.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Sep 24, 2010 11:05 am

That would be a report to Raiders type sign up sheet!

The CO · Post by **The CO** » Fri Sep 24, 2010 11:58 am

pinemom wrote:Ya, thats funny, cause for some reason alot of people get Kernul Killbuck and Titwi confuzzled.

Say, there's another set of "twins" we could get involved in this idea....

Risky · Post by **Risky** » Fri Sep 24, 2010 2:39 pm

We are busily collecting Boobarians.
And so lucky to have many fine choices!

Welcome to the Booby Bar, Bounce!

There's more!
But we'll just keep you in suspense for the moment...

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat Sep 25, 2010 1:05 pm

how about on Saturday, you gotta do what Simon Says...

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C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Sat Sep 25, 2010 1:54 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:how about on Saturday, you gotta do what Simon Says...

"SIMON SEZ GO FUCK YOURSELF"

Eh, seems kinda lonely....and my fingers are too short.

Snow · Post by **Snow** » Sat Sep 25, 2010 3:36 pm

When is the ice cream social? Cuz everyone loves boobies and ice cream!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat Sep 25, 2010 3:47 pm

C.f.M. wrote:
Simon of the Playa wrote:how about on Saturday, you gotta do what Simon Says...
"SIMON SEZ GO FUCK YOURSELF"

Eh, seems kinda lonely....and my fingers are too short.

just sayin, I'm there for ya, pal.........