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Badger · Post by **Badger** » Fri Jul 02, 2004 4:35 pm

If it is too pretty, people might want to get sprayed....

Hell, I don't know. I don't have ALL the answers. Jeez, as a secondary back up just pop em with a big, luscious sun dried mayonaise pie.

shitmouse · Post by **shitmouse** » Fri Jul 02, 2004 4:55 pm

i still like deisel fuel and

"sea-dye marker" works pretty well. fun on a windy day at the car wash.
--(what the fuck! everythings turning yellow!).
-b

rev. lucifer · Post by **rev. lucifer** » Sat Jul 03, 2004 12:39 am

As a man it really bothers me that there are low life pieces of shat out there that do this to women. I had a friend in 2001 who late one night after the man burned ran into a drunk you tried to feel her up, and even followed her back to camp. When he saw other people he ran off. It really sickens me that this happens anywhere. I'd call them men but beside the little thing between their legs and I do mean little thing they have nothing in comman with a man. People like that get what they give out

_tears_ · Post by **_tears_** » Sat Jul 03, 2004 1:42 am

Apollonaris Zeus wrote:
_tears_ wrote: I have never been down right drunk, so i honestly cant say what could have been running through his mind

Now you have a goal for 2004!

Most likely you will just pass out.

A II Z

No thank you. The reason I have never been "drunk" is due to a high tolerance. Some people tell me its from my Native back ground, supposidly some tribes have a high tolerance for a medical reason i cannt remember at the moment. But I have no idea if that is true or if she was speaking out of her uneducated half.

Thank you though

Last Real Burner · Post by **Last Real Burner** » Sat Jul 03, 2004 8:37 am

i love you antim

Last Real Burner · Post by **Last Real Burner** » Sat Jul 03, 2004 8:49 am

Teach you're children well.... These types of situations are the best learning tool you have to teach these sexually errant individuals the true and proper way to achieve the love and respect of the person they have infatuatingly connected too. Think of it like wood shop if you saw some one using the lathe wrong or making a mistake in holding the tool or was working from the wrong angle, you would not take the tool and beat the student unconcsious with it.... no. You would intercede, show them the proper way to hold the tool, the desirable angle, and the safe and proper use of a lathe machine. Teach instead of react.

"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat & drink beer all day."

viagrally,
mr smith

gilmore · Post by **gilmore** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 11:23 am

I humbly disagree oh wise e-playan. Wood shop is a class, taught in school, which is a place for learning. Thus, the need for instruction is a given.

Those who violate another’s temple are well past realm of wrong tool, wrong angle at the lathe. The basic tenets of good behavior are taught in the sandbox and should be well learned by time one steps upon the playa. Whether sober, alcohol or chemical fueled, individuals who place there own gratification above the sanctity of another’s body can not be taught, only caught. Once caught…well perhaps a little exploitation of there own sacred temples may be in order.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 4:08 pm

I do say, last year my poderous man-breasts where being continously fondled the ENTIRE EVENT.

Unfortunately, when I looked down- I noticed they where mine own paws. Much embaressment ensued. Coupled with much regret, I might add.

dana · Post by **dana** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 3:38 pm

Maybe another disclaimer on the back of your ticket: Certain behavior may lead to you being pillorried.

What do you think?

dana · Post by **dana** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 3:40 pm

Maybe another disclaimer on the back of your ticket: Certain behavior may lead to you being pillorried.

What do you think?

Lark · Post by **Lark** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 7:01 pm

I don't know, a dude in a pillory could be seen as an art installation or performance piece.

Then again, posting a sign that says "spank me - HARD" might encourage the conclusion that it is an interactive performance piece and could achieve the desired result...

dj big E · Post by **dj big E** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 7:57 pm

He needed a severe ass wooping. And then an escort to the gate. Every now and then you just got to woop some ass to get your message across some people dont understand anything but severe pain. And he sounded like a canidate for pain. I hope i catch someone stealing my bike. Make my fucking day punx. lmao

Fat SAM · Post by **Fat SAM** » Mon Aug 09, 2004 1:14 pm

I worked at Mt. Rose for a couple years in a row and we had a lot of problems with over aggressive, petit bourgoisie with Yukons/Sequoias/Tahoes (and other ironically named earth killing vehicles) in the parking lot and the most expensive brand new equipment on their feet. This type of skier/snowboarder feels that it is his/her right to cut off/push down/attack with pole (actually happened - to me!)/run over skis/cut in line/barge jumps etc....The mountain variety of "yahoo".

The lifties and the ski patrol and a particularly aggressive and spun out ski instructor got together one morning before the mountain opened and we were all talking about these people and how to control them. What we came up with was paint ball guns with day glo paint for high visibility. It must be a lower body shot on a mountain, because jackets can be shed or changed. Mark one is a warning to others. You see the glowing booty, you know who's coming. Mark two is out.

At Burning Man, this would be particularly effective, as a number of people are wearing no clothes - hmm....clothes can be added....Guess we'd have to be watching out for people rubbing their very, very, very sore nether regions.

dana · Post by **dana** » Fri Aug 20, 2004 4:52 pm

of course if all else fails there's always the chipper.....

such a satisfying sound too.

Fat SAM · Post by **Fat SAM** » Fri Aug 20, 2004 7:48 pm

The chipper is good, but the problem is that on the playa, there's nothing to chip them into. Well, no, you could chip them into the burn, but that mean having stinking bodies around for at least a day, you know? Though maybe the playa would act as a dessicant.

Hmm...So many questions.

SED · Post by **SED** » Fri Aug 20, 2004 11:18 pm

An alternate way to view the groper problem is that this kind of behavior always happens. But it's always dealt with summarily by other men. It isn't the absence of aggression that defines a civilization--it's how aggression is handled. And of course, eternal vigilance is the price of freedom (that's from the Beatles or Shakespeare or some other deep dudes, right?)

BurnScar · Post by **BurnScar** » Sun Aug 22, 2004 3:42 am

An alternate way to view the groper problem is that this kind of behavior always happens. But it's always dealt with summarily by other men.

Doesn't have to happen. Saw a woman last year get groped, and she groped him somewhere really hard.

jojo · Post by **jojo** » Wed Sep 01, 2004 11:49 pm

one year at burningman there was a camp with a funny little maze. The maze had fabric draped all through it. As you walked the guys from the camp would grope from outside the walls. You would feel the fabric and the hands pretty much all over. It was a little wierd for me but I did it with 5 or 6 people. A kind of consensual, anonymous group grope. As far as the unwanted groping, I think people should just be happy with the environment of nakedness and keep their hands to themselves. Some alternatives could be visualized groping or self groping. If your really sick and need to grope you can just start asking politely the thousands of naked girls or boys until one of them agrees to let you grope. A good rule could be: If you haven't been asked or given permission don't grope

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