THIS IS THE POSITIVITY THREAD !!

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 2:51 pm

Since there has been different voices across multiple boards shocked at the amount of current negativity on EPlaya, I think we should set them straight !!

I LOVE yogurt and granola bars, and I LOVE to cruch up granola bars and mix them with yogurt and then add some sliced apples and maybe some grapes and walnuts in there.

Some people have called this Waldorf salad, but I have never met anyone named Waldorf, so until I do I will just say that I really like this nut and yogurt concocktion and if anyone read that as an innuendo, well, you might be right, and I LOVE it when you people are right, especially when there is no wrong way to be with it, you know?

Jeebus, have you looked at my current sig picture ?

God I LOVE that thing, I get all happy inside when I stare at it for a while and as a result of being so happy from looking at it previously, I subconsiously and instantaniously get all happy again with just a single glance at it.

ISN"T LIFE JUST FUCKING BEAUTIFUL ??

H.G.Crosby · Post by **H.G.Crosby** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 2:53 pm

where's Waldorf?

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 2:55 pm

H.G.Crosby wrote:where's Waldorf?

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 2:55 pm

shroom · Post by **shroom** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 3:00 pm

I love you all!

Post by **Eric** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 3:03 pm

I'll take your happy and raise you a painfully cute

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 3:04 pm

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Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 4:16 pm

Happiness is seeing a painfully reptile 17 foot Anaconda take out painfully cute little girl and then proceed to fart bubble as it lies in the crook of a tree digesting its meal.

That'd be cute.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 4:25 pm

perhaps a couple of musk rats, instead.

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Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 4:31 pm

oh. my. god....

i actually watched it, and have to say, it was damn cute...

the Captains synth solo is worth the wait...

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 4:34 pm

What a freaking happy-ass world we're stuck with. I could just shit.

Nah, ya'll, it's all good, know what I mean?

Post by **Sham** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 4:47 pm

Isotopia wrote:Happiness is seeing a painfully reptile 17 foot Anaconda take out painfully cute little girl and then proceed to fart bubble as it lies in the crook of a tree digesting its meal.

I love Miss Isotopia! Will you marry me and we can grow old together?

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 5:18 pm

DUDE!

thats TWICE in one day middle aged east coast jews have asked Isotopia to marry them....WTF?

he/she/it/they must really be true sour dilly, and none of this sweet gherkin bullshit that people THINK they want but the real stinkin' rose of garlic infused chutzpah that marinates the end cuts of our beef briskets.

damn, now i'm hungry.

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 5:50 pm

I positively recollect how sniffing glue when I was 12 years-old started my teen-age years of

of ummmm

shit, I can't remember,,,,,,

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 6:00 pm

I think I want to go Hug my Fluffy Bunny!!!!!!!!!!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 6:52 pm

thisisthatwhichis wrote:I think I want to go Hug my Fluffy Bunny!!!!!!!!!!

And that sounds like the mostest cheerfullest, happiest, life affirmingest idiomatic expression for spanking the monkey that I've ever heard!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 6:58 pm

Im Positive Dicks On Something.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 6:59 pm

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Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 7:28 pm

pinemom wrote:Im Positive Dicks On Something.

Why does this not sound like some b-movie porn flick?

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 7:59 pm

hahhaahaaaa...its that funny Reno contingency.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 8:41 pm

I used to be positive until I met Badger on these threads, then my sense of joy boiled up into a bucket of 4 day old puke.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 8:49 pm

Shambala wrote:
Isotopia wrote:Happiness is seeing a painfully reptile 17 foot Anaconda take out painfully cute little girl and then proceed to fart bubble as it lies in the crook of a tree digesting its meal.
I love Miss Isotopia! Will you marry me and we can grow old together? :D

You've seen the Exorcist haven't you Shambala?

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 11:13 pm

Happy is over rated, I'll go with Gay!

Yeah! GAY!

Post by **AntiM** » Wed Sep 29, 2010 6:08 am

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Wed Sep 29, 2010 8:30 am

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I'm pretty happy because despite my bad mood, and all the money I just spent on bacon and booze, after work I head to ATL to spend the night with my gluten-free, Moz-loving girlfriend and then in the morning we had to Alchemy.

THE HILLS ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF DOOOOOOOOOM!

Last year's Shock and Awe (faux fur and eyeliner melting) effigy:

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This year, the effigy won't burn until a series of puzzles have all been solved.

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Wed Sep 29, 2010 8:42 am

WHAT A GREAT THREAD!!!

THIS THREAD + YELLING MAKES ME SUPER DUPER HAPPY!

I LOVE BURNING MAN BECAUSE ALL OF THE PEOPLE ARE SO AMAZING! IT'S REALLY A UTOPIA INSIDE OF A SHIT FILLED WORLD!

NOTHING CAN BE BETTER THEN BURNING MAN!!!

EXCEPT MAYBE THIS KOOL-AID. I LOVE PURPLE FLAVOR.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Sep 29, 2010 9:39 am

Every day, each of us is surrounded by simple baffling miracles that we take for granted. Every moment we are free to turn our eyes to wonder. When I do this, my life is like a song.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Sep 29, 2010 10:29 am

Thanks Ugly, you're 100% right. Now I can empty that puke bucket, 5 days is enough.....

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Sep 29, 2010 1:11 pm

cowboyangel wrote:Thanks Ugly, you're 100% right. Now I can empty that puke bucket, 5 days is enough.....

How do you age your vomit? Exposed to the sun and fresh air? Or bottled up in the refrigerator (unlabeled)?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Sep 29, 2010 8:19 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:thats TWICE in one day middle aged east coast jews have asked Isotopia to marry them....WTF?

Isotopia is the schikscha with the tricksa! And that's only counting the instances on this board. I'm sure there were others in other locales.