Rabbi Dali Rick for President 2012...

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Rabbi Dali Rick for President 2012...

Post by Rabbi Dali Rick » Wed Sep 29, 2010 12:22 pm

I'm thinking of throwing my hat into the ring, but I won't to get my game plan in order first be for I made the official announcement. What should my platforms be? What should my Opinions reflect? Which Political platform should I use? Who should be my Vice?


PARTY AFFILITION:
Democrats
Republican
Libertarian
Communist
Tea Party
_________ (write in party)?

PLATFORMS:
Micro Loans Direct to the Small Business for a Fed Spurce not a Bank

Double Our Space Program

Subsidize Stemcell Reseach

Enforce our Borders with National Guard

"0 Power" days, 3 Days A Week across America





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Post by Bin Noddin » Wed Sep 29, 2010 2:45 pm

Platforms?
I suggest stilettos from Manolo.
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Post by Ugly Dougly » Wed Sep 29, 2010 3:09 pm

President of the playa?

Is the office of Emperor of the Playa available?
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Post by Eric » Wed Sep 29, 2010 3:18 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:Is the office of Emperor of the Playa available?
good luck yanking that one out of Larry's hands.
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Post by Rabbi Dali Rick » Wed Sep 29, 2010 4:02 pm

No Silly, President of these here United States. Hell, if Palan and Hillary are going to throw down I might as well make it a three way.



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We're Deep In Your Pocket...

Post by Rabbi Dali Rick » Wed Sep 29, 2010 4:08 pm

I was thinking up some campaign slogons, what you think:

Not the White Mans Bitch!

Tap That Ass!

Fuck you and the Horse you rode in on!

Nigger, Nigger, Nigger!


What ya think?

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Post by geospyder » Wed Sep 29, 2010 5:48 pm

Rabbi Dali Rick wrote:...if Palan and Hillary are going to throw down I might as well make it a three way.
Be sure to take pictures :twisted:
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Re: We're Deep In Your Pocket...

Post by unjonharley » Wed Sep 29, 2010 6:03 pm

Rabbi Dali Rick wrote:I was thinking up some campaign slogons, what you think:

Not the White Mans Bitch!

Tap That Ass!

Fuck you and the Horse you rode in on!

Nigger, Nigger, Nigger!


What ya think?

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Post by K-mom » Wed Sep 29, 2010 6:31 pm

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Post by FIGJAM » Wed Sep 29, 2010 6:51 pm

platform: six inches off the ground so no one falls off.

Slogan: NOT INSANE.
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If Elected I Promise To Reduce Taxes And Create 1Ml Jobs..

Post by Rabbi Dali Rick » Wed Sep 29, 2010 7:05 pm

Thanks, now only 6,999,999,999 to go...


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Post by Rabbi Dali Rick » Wed Sep 29, 2010 7:15 pm

K-mom wrote:[youtube][/youtube]
I was more quoting the female radio host, Dr. What's-her-face (we see how it blasted her career off the charts.)



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Post by Isotopia » Wed Sep 29, 2010 8:13 pm

Cheesus, this self-obsessed, thread generation thing is boring.
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