Please, Join me in the boardroom

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 7:26 pm

ygmir wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:
ygmir wrote: a new term is born.........where's that lexicon thread?
Use the search function, it's not new.
I was just being rhetorical............

Fancy yourself as the Cicero of the Danes, do you?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 7:27 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
ygmir wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote: Use the search function, it's not new.
I was just being rhetorical............
Fancy yourself as the Cicero of the Danes, do you?

Now, that's rhetorical!

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 7:43 pm

I love the search function.

It pulls up every recent thread instantly, starting with the bar threads.

burner von braun · Post by **burner von braun** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 7:49 pm

* dutifully leans back in chair while chief execs prevail*

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 7:54 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:
ygmir wrote: I was just being rhetorical............
Fancy yourself as the Cicero of the Danes, do you?
Now, that's rhetorical!

huh? oh, sorry, I was eating a butter cookie.

Post by **Eric** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 7:54 pm

Those chairs cost us money. No leaning. And don't you have paperwork to do or stuff to look up. Try to look important! We don't want the stockholders to know what goes on in here!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 7:57 pm

Eric wrote:Those chairs cost us money. No leaning. And don't you have paperwork to do or stuff to look up. Try to look important! We don't want the stockholders to know what goes on in here!

*pulls skirt down *

burner von braun · Post by **burner von braun** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 8:52 pm

Stockholders!?!

*leaps forward in chair*

Does this mean we don't get to keep our little miniature giraffes?!

Post by **Eric** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 9:03 pm

burner von braun wrote:Stockholders!?!

*leaps forward in chair*

Does this mean we don't get to keep our little miniature giraffes?!

Um, you mean the Miniaturized Organic Interior Plant Maintenance Systems, don't you? Part of the Green Initiative......

*cough*

burner von braun · Post by **burner von braun** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 9:42 pm

ack, er yes,.. yes indeed, the highly touted MOIPMS project, we are certainly leading the charge on that here.. now.. aren't we... yep...you betcha... It'll be stockholder dividens galore!

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Wed Sep 29, 2010 8:57 am

Hey Board, sorry bout my absence, I just got back from Philly, i got a few more people to finish filling our cabinet..

Meet Jessi:

Mom/Daughter duo, Riley and Chelsea:

and my personal assistant Shaniqua:

If you need "papers filed", "spots filled", "coffee prepped", or the like, be sure and let them know.

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Wed Sep 29, 2010 9:10 am

"I.am.your.SECRETARY."

Post by **Eric** » Wed Sep 29, 2010 1:29 pm

My personal assistant, Dean..

and no, he's not allowed to button his shirt. It's part of the...um... Initiative to Reduce Wasteful Clothing.....

Meeting temporarily adjourned. I need to give dictation....

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Wed Sep 29, 2010 1:37 pm

C.f.M. wrote:"I.am.your.SECRETARY."

Well in that case, please fix those files in the bottom drawer over there,,,,, and dammit don't bend your knees!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Sep 29, 2010 1:41 pm

Trishntek wrote:
C.f.M. wrote:"I.am.your.SECRETARY."
Well in that case, please fix those files in the bottom drawer over there,,,,, and dammit don't bend your knees!

I second:

all those in favor, say Aye.

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Wed Sep 29, 2010 1:52 pm

Aye!

Dictation hahahahahahaha

Bounce530 · Post by **Bounce530** » Thu Sep 30, 2010 9:52 am

((agg, just trying to post one pic, and something's going haywire))

Bounce530 · Post by **Bounce530** » Thu Sep 30, 2010 9:54 am

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Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Thu Sep 30, 2010 9:59 am

Bored bored bored bored bored boredbored bored bored bored bored bored bored boredboredboredbored BORED!

Post by **Eric** » Thu Sep 30, 2010 12:37 pm

maybe if you got your secretary to actually get some work done, we could go fire some people.

buckycat · Post by **buckycat** » Thu Sep 30, 2010 12:47 pm

Sorry I'm so late to the meeting. My secretary just gave me the invitation a minute ago.

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Thu Sep 30, 2010 1:13 pm

Please do not degrade my personal assistant by calling her a secretary.

Next order of business, who hired the old ugly secretary? You need to fire her. she is bad publicity.

All in favor of Hawaiian Friday?

Post by **Eric** » Thu Sep 30, 2010 2:38 pm

Fire_Moose wrote:All in favor of Hawaiian Friday?

I'll have my team work on it.

Um.

This might take a while....

weirdscience · Post by **weirdscience** » Thu Sep 30, 2010 2:49 pm

Fire_Moose wrote:I just got all these fancy chairs and an HD tv

The purpose of this is because we are in DESPERATE need of some boards

this is what we're down to...

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Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Sep 30, 2010 2:55 pm

Fire_Moose wrote:Next order of business, who hired the old ugly secretary? You need to fire her. she is bad publicity.

She cleans up very well, I'll have you know.

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Thu Sep 30, 2010 9:28 pm

She cleans up WHAT very well? You? Herself? or Environment?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Sep 30, 2010 9:37 pm

I think he's referring to canine style cleaning........

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Thu Sep 30, 2010 10:19 pm

Yeah that is my assessment also.

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Fri Oct 01, 2010 7:31 am

She's a dog groomer too? Ok but stick her in the basement.

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