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Apollonaris Zeus
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Post by Apollonaris Zeus » Sat Jul 03, 2004 3:01 pm

Due to the fact that the current administration is faltering in its job of monitoring for flagrant violations of the following "Terms of Service Agreement" paragraph E definitions-

upload, post, email, transmit or otherwise make available any Content that displays pornographic or sexually explicit material of any kind;

upload, post, email, transmit or otherwise make available any Content that provides material that exploits people under the age of 18 in a sexual or violent manner, or solicits personal information from anyone under 18;

Written word is a violation of the above clauses as any image!

I ask the admin to delete this thread if you are as sincere as you think!

A II Z

Maybe not, but I know what you are thinking!

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Post by BAS » Sun Jul 04, 2004 8:21 am

What's Apollonaris Zeus talking about? :?

Anyway, I had too many pets and streets:

Wags 12th?

Itsy Willow?

Blackie Caswell? (or however that street was spelled!)

Tuffy Maple?

I really don't know about any of these.... :?
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Post by BAS » Sun Jul 04, 2004 8:40 am

What's Apollonaris Zeus talking about?
Er, never mind. I just read the Feedback forum.... :oops:
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Post by Stormy » Sun Jul 04, 2004 3:54 pm

Introducing: Misty Silvercreek!
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Post by Bambi of Finland » Sun Jul 04, 2004 5:26 pm

Followed by: Prairie Creamcheese
Lost in the Forest

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Post by stayfrosty » Wed Jul 07, 2004 3:40 pm

Moose De La Concha.

oh yeah!
Wanna buy a monkey?

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Post by Stormy » Sat Jul 10, 2004 12:50 am

Bambi of Finland wrote:Followed by: Prairie Creamcheese
Did you really live on Creamcheese St.?
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Post by Sensei » Sat Jul 10, 2004 1:02 am

Please feel free to refer to me now as Howard Walnut.

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Post by Sensei » Sat Jul 10, 2004 11:31 am

Better still, make that Howard Walnut(ts).

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Post by shitmouse » Sat Jul 10, 2004 11:40 am

Misha Pioneers

&

Wolf Ravine

The latter may sound like a skill or exxxagerated body part.
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Post by baramiah » Sat Jul 10, 2004 1:24 pm

tuffy 7th Precious Collage :oops: Cat Washington none really work do they?
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Post by JimmyChaotic » Sat Jul 10, 2004 3:35 pm

I guess I'm Golden Bear Corydon....That's cool enough....I could have ended up Baby Monte De Oro...
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my name

Post by buckethead alien » Sat Jul 10, 2004 5:00 pm

Artemis Cranberry Hole

I shit you not. Look it up, if you don't believe me.

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poro name

Post by Simon said » Sat Jul 10, 2004 5:53 pm

Twinkle toes Joshua

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Post by BroadcastBurner » Wed Jul 14, 2004 5:09 am

Brutus Carver.

Now, that just sounds like an actor in a specific genre if you ask me.

Funny just the same.

~Paco

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Post by Lark » Wed Jul 14, 2004 5:43 am

I didn't really have a childhood pet. Sad, yes, I know. We got a parakeet when I was around 10, but I always thought of it more as my brother's than mine. I did have one stuffed animal that I bothered to name, so I guess my porno name would be:

Ted Piccadilly

Not a bad name, actually...

If we count the bird, my other name would be Budgie Piccadilly. Not so good.

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my name would be ...

Post by Friendly Jen » Thu Jul 15, 2004 1:31 pm

Harvey Manchester

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Post by TommyTheCat » Thu Jul 15, 2004 1:48 pm

Lets see...I have Felix Night....Junior Bois D'Arc lol...umm Venus Rusk....Simon Chilton...I think Felix Night...
I got ma ride...blargh!

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Post by TommyTheCat » Thu Jul 15, 2004 1:48 pm

Lets see...I have Felix Night....Junior Bois D'Arc lol...umm Venus Rusk....Simon Chilton...I think Felix Night...
I got ma ride...blargh!

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Post by bdongray » Thu Jul 15, 2004 2:14 pm

Bubba Ravenswood
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Post by cowboyangel » Thu Jul 15, 2004 8:46 pm

oh yeah...almost forgot...Nadine Vermont....now that's a keeper
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Pumpkin Lispenard?

Post by chickenfish » Fri Jul 16, 2004 4:48 pm

hmmmm
Pumpkin Lispenard
Dorky Redmill
Snowy Union
Loki Luquer
Kilo Luquer
Teddy sunnyside

these are all just wrong
chickenfish chickenfish you are not a pelican
chickenfish chickenfish your love is like a flea
chickenfish chickenfish your fins are so delicate
chickenfish chickenfish chicken of the sea

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Re: Pumpkin Lispenard?

Post by BAS » Fri Jul 16, 2004 5:35 pm

chickenfish wrote:hmmmm
Pumpkin Lispenard
Dorky Redmill
Snowy Union
Loki Luquer
Kilo Luquer
Teddy sunnyside

these are all just wrong
I dunno..., I kinda like "Snowy Union"! :wink:
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Post by sparkletarte » Fri Jul 16, 2004 5:42 pm

I get:
-Hammy Albany
-Whiskers Albany (yes they were both hamsters)
not very great so I'll move on to the next pet and street:
-Smokey Westbrook.
Much better.

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Post by cowboyangel » Fri Jul 16, 2004 6:30 pm

hey Sparkletart what does Stuart have that I don't?
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Post by robbidobbs » Sat Jul 17, 2004 3:19 pm

Perry Old Ranch? No way.
Blaze Hilltop? Nah

Angel Lexington...
...now that's a keeper.

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Re: Pumpkin Lispenard?

Post by Lark » Sun Jul 18, 2004 5:25 pm

chickenfish wrote: Kilo Luquer
Kilo?

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Post by Simply Joel » Sun Jul 18, 2004 5:30 pm

cowboyangel wrote:hey Sparkletart what does Stuart have that I don't?
discretion
Democrats... snatching defeat from the jaws of victory, daily!


slap my salmon, baby

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Post by cowboyangel » Sun Jul 18, 2004 8:56 pm

Simply Joel wrote:
cowboyangel wrote:hey Sparkletart what does Stuart have that I don't?
discretion
to quote you..."in your opinion" , of course
"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believe is false."- William Casey, CIA Director 1981

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Post by chickenfish » Thu Jul 22, 2004 5:30 pm

LARK,
yeah we had a pekinese named kilo and a boxer named loki
I gave this test to my fiance and she came up with the name
Madonna Snowball
I guess she was born to be a porn star
chickenfish chickenfish you are not a pelican
chickenfish chickenfish your love is like a flea
chickenfish chickenfish your fins are so delicate
chickenfish chickenfish chicken of the sea

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