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Post by goathead » Sat Oct 02, 2010 2:05 pm

Sail Man wrote: Fucking eh, why can't we all grow as old and cantankerous as unjonharley has? :wink:
you can

you just have to put in the fucking years

for fucking seniority

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Post by cahlm » Sat Oct 02, 2010 7:21 pm

goathead wrote: you can

you just have to put in the fucking years

for fucking seniority

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I'm already there, and I'm only 28. Work a customer service job for a few years and you'll get there VERY fucking quickly.
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Post by Trishntek » Sat Oct 02, 2010 7:49 pm

cahlm wrote:
goathead wrote: you can

you just have to put in the fucking years

for fucking seniority

:twisted:
I'm already there, and I'm only 28. Work a customer service job for a few years and you'll get there VERY fucking quickly.
Ahhhh yes grasshopper,,,, wait and see what the fuck the next 28 bring you!

I swear,,,, some customer service departments must keep a big-ass Prozac lick (like a salt lick for cattle) in that back room they keep going into for that calm, emotionless attitude maintenance.
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Post by Eric » Sun Oct 03, 2010 12:31 am

okay, I'm starting to sound like a whiner:

So, apparently I have a genetic predisposition for uric acid build up. Wheee.
Tuesday I get a CAT scan on my kidneys to see if there are any stones forming. Best case: no. Worst: yes, and they go in & remove them. If yes, I'm setting them in jewelry.

Regardless, once all the blood tests are in I get to go on meds for the rest of my life to control the uric acid, they just have to figure out which one.

Suddenly having a wife, a hubby and a boyfriend is looking easy.

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Post by Trishntek » Sun Oct 03, 2010 1:59 am

Awwww c'mon Eric,,,, you're not a whiner,,,, just genetically fucked!

I'm sorry to hear my fucking suspicions are coming true for you.
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Post by Simon of the Playa » Sun Oct 03, 2010 5:35 am

Tuesday I get a CAT scan on my kidneys to see if there are any stones forming. Best case: no. Worst: yes, and they go in & remove them

FUCK!

Eric, if you stand directly in front of Root Society's sub-woofers we can sonically remove those painlessly, as our gift to you.


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Post by theCryptofishist » Sun Oct 03, 2010 9:48 am

Fuck, Simon. That's amusing.

Fuck, sorry, Eric. Having lifelong medical problems is a fucking pain. At least I don't have to take a pill every day.

I'm fucking lieing. It's something like 17.
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Post by Sail Man » Sun Oct 03, 2010 10:41 am

goathead wrote:
Sail Man wrote: Fucking eh, why can't we all grow as old and cantankerous as unjonharley has? :wink:
you can

you just have to put in the fucking years

for fucking seniority

:twisted:
Fucking working on it quicker then I'd fucking like to my friend :lol:
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Post by ygmir » Sun Oct 03, 2010 9:11 pm

well, at least one "Hoo fucking ray"..........my friend called, he's been in Phoenix for several weeks, undergoing intense cancer treatment, and, reports his tests are showing positive results.....and, he's feeling better.
It's not over, but, at least, it's heading in the right direction....

and, my other family medical drama......seems to be working itself out,
no definitive diagnosis yet, but, good direction and responding to meds........so.
hOO FUCKING RAY again..............


just thought I'd share some positives "fucks" with all you fucin fuckers.........
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Post by Elorrum » Sun Oct 03, 2010 9:17 pm

Great Fucking Fuck!
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Post by pinemom » Mon Oct 04, 2010 7:39 am

AWESOME FUCK there Yg!!!!
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Post by unjonharley » Mon Oct 04, 2010 9:07 am

Fuck, fell again Sat. The didn't hurt until this morning.. Put the canes down to do something and FUCK.

Eric, a friend with stones was treated with sonic blast of some kind.. It broke them down.. That was done in this little dump of Salem.. So it must be known elsewhere..
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Post by ibdave » Mon Oct 04, 2010 9:54 am

Good Fucking News ygmir... sweet.... 8) 8) 8)
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Post by Trishntek » Mon Oct 04, 2010 6:29 pm

unjonharley wrote:Fuck, fell again Sat. The didn't hurt until this morning.. Put the canes down to do something and FUCK.

Eric, a friend with stones was treated with sonic blast of some kind.. It broke them down.. That was done in this little dump of Salem.. So it must be known elsewhere..
Pssst, unjonharley,,,, you haven't been listening,,,, that's what I do for a living.

So sorry about your fall!
Dammit,,,, FUCK!
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Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Oct 04, 2010 8:35 pm

Fuck, unjon. My mother worries about that.
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Post by The CO » Mon Oct 04, 2010 9:16 pm

Unjohn, remember there are burners in Salem if you need a hand. PM me or OregonRed.

Oh, and....

Fuck.
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Post by Eric » Mon Oct 04, 2010 9:36 pm

Fuck unjon, be careful. We had to insist that John's dad didn't even try to go to the bathroom without his cane. The suckiness of losing mobility is bad, but the chance of falling is worse.
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Post by Sail Man » Tue Oct 05, 2010 8:54 am

Fucking eh Ygmir, good news.

A good fuck every now and then is def. a good thing. :wink:
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Post by ygmir » Tue Oct 05, 2010 9:05 am

yeah, It's nice to share a good fuck from time to time.
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Post by unjonharley » Tue Oct 05, 2010 9:21 am

Eric wrote:Fuck unjon, be careful. We had to insist that John's dad didn't even try to go to the bathroom without his cane. The suckiness of losing mobility is bad, but the chance of falling is worse.
I wear those fucking canes in and out of the house and have a roll a round seat (W/fat tires) for the garden. Just forget now and then. Building on other stuff. Like a (50s) electric broom for the stone floor.. An electric blower attaches to the outside walker.. Stuff like that. fuck
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Post by unjonharley » Wed Oct 06, 2010 12:03 pm

Fuck I think I just ate a spider.. Having some grape off the yard vines. Bet the ole spider was as suprised as I was
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Post by Lassen Forge » Wed Oct 06, 2010 12:09 pm

Plenty of protein, and tasty, too. (Crunchy or chewey?)

You be careful... Ya got too much wisdom to have something happen, dig? People taking a fall scares the fuck outta me - my mom in law bought her final ride ticket that way... so yeah, be careful or we'll have to gang up on you or something!

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Post by Da Mule » Wed Oct 06, 2010 12:11 pm

UJ I hope you look in the fucking toilet later to see if he crawls out.

Did Eric tell us how his fucking CAT scan went yet? best case or worst case? plus stupid fucking pills either way. I'm hoping to see what the stones look like as jewelry.
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Post by unjonharley » Wed Oct 06, 2010 1:05 pm

Da Mule wrote:UJ I hope you look in the fucking toilet later to see if he crawls out.

Did Eric tell us how his fucking CAT scan went yet? best case or worst case? plus stupid fucking pills either way. I'm hoping to see what the stones look like as jewelry.
Goathead could cast them in playa dust for necklells..
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Post by ygmir » Wed Oct 06, 2010 5:56 pm

fuckin insurance companies:
"we don't cover that"
"they are out of network, we don't cover them, either"

fuckin doctor offices:

"oh, well, we thought you were covered, oh, we didn't realize, until now, that we don't accept your insurance..........sorry, so, can you give us a check now?"

Me:
well, maybe, had you not told me you take our insurance, and, it should be fine, I'da found someone who does................

fuckers...........
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Post by LeChatNoir » Wed Oct 06, 2010 8:40 pm

Fucking racket, those insurance fuckers.
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Post by LeChatNoir » Wed Oct 06, 2010 8:45 pm

unjonharley wrote:Fuck, fell again Sat. The didn't hurt until this morning.. Put the canes down to do something and FUCK.
If I have to move across the country just to pick your ass up out of the garden every other day, I'm gonna be fucking pissed.

Glad you're ok.

The thing about unjon is he's made mostly of gristle so he weather's the tough stuff pretty well.
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Post by Eric » Wed Oct 06, 2010 10:24 pm

Da Mule wrote:Did Eric tell us how his fucking CAT scan went yet? best case or worst case? plus stupid fucking pills either way. I'm hoping to see what the stones look like as jewelry.
Eric is fucking waiting. I should get the CT results by tomorrow, I'm not sure how long the bloodwork takes. I'm just pretending it's the best case scenario, even though I already have sketches for the ring if they do surgery.

I just fucking hope I don't get pulled over for weird white crystals set under a piece of rock-crystal.....
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Post by goathead » Thu Oct 07, 2010 3:15 am

unjonharley wrote:
Da Mule wrote:UJ I hope you look in the fucking toilet later to see if he crawls out.

Did Eric tell us how his fucking CAT scan went yet? best case or worst case? plus stupid fucking pills either way. I'm hoping to see what the stones look like as jewelry.
Goathead could cast them in playa dust for necklells..
Hmmmm, fuck, never thought of that.....
I bet I could.
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Post by Here and there » Thu Oct 07, 2010 11:49 pm

What the fuck were these people thinking about, when they made this video? Gets a little graphic.

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