Pickles are the new bacon

Flutter · Post by **Flutter** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 12:43 pm

ok, ok, wait.. how about bacon wrapped pickles? I'm thinking bread n butter pickles not my favorite but would totally work with the bacon.

junglesmacks · Post by **junglesmacks** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 1:12 pm

Flutter wrote:ok, ok, wait.. how about bacon wrapped pickles? I'm thinking bread n butter pickles not my favorite but would totally work with the bacon.

zomg.. the salty sweet of the bacon mixed with the dill/vinegar goodness and crunch.. enveloped by crunch..

I think I may have just wet myself.

Flutter · Post by **Flutter** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 1:36 pm

Well for that reason alone I'll have to make them and bring them next year.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 1:41 pm

"Pickles are the new bacon"

you must be high.

junglesmacks · Post by **junglesmacks** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 2:00 pm

joel the ornery wrote:"Pickles are the new bacon"

you must be high.

On pickles, yes. The only question is which end to light..

Flutter · Post by **Flutter** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 2:05 pm

If you mean high on pickles, Guilty!

But bacon is good, pork is good.. there is no denying it. and Pickles are GOOD so bacon and pickles? match made in gastronomy heaven no???

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 3:22 pm

i'm so full of piss and vinegar if you stick a cucumber up my ass it comes out Kosher Sour Garlic Dill.

evidently my Ph is 3.6

seriously.

think about this though.....lets say next year, i dunno, california falls into the fucking ocean, finally, and all you brought out to the playa was bacon.....not gonna last too long is it.

well, if i bring out a wide selection of pickled items in jars and cans etc. i should be able to survive for quite a while provided i brought some Preserved Fruits (i'm not talking about Jellyfish's new project either) and dried grains and rice too.

all of which should store well and therefore, prevent me from getting even skinnier than i already am.

so, Are Pickles the New bacon?

possibly.

For 2012

I know that i'm bringing 5 cases of Ba-Tempte Sour Dills and a Gross of Matzas and a whole slew of various homemade marmalade and jams, and pears, peaches and so on.

lots of all beef jerky

50 gallons of ground coffee

50 cartons of marlboros

50 lb bag of rice, potatoes, beans, onions, flour sugar and veggy oil.

at least enough for 40 weeks in the desert......

oh yeah, a whole lotta blotta and my magic herbs.

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 3:34 pm

ana lotta watta, too

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 5:04 pm

PBR is just like water, i'll be fine.

oscillator · Post by **oscillator** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 5:13 pm

{visualizes new sticker for 2011...}

"It was pickled when I got here"

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 6:48 pm

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Tue Oct 05, 2010 9:17 am

swampdog wrote:Pickles: Good. I became a pickle fan this year. But compared to bacon? Naw, nothing can touch the sweet salty greasy goodness of bacon. Pickles are a snack, bacon is a meal.

Bacon is the caviar of the playa

Pink Daddy · Post by **Pink Daddy** » Tue Oct 05, 2010 9:19 am

So, completely OT, but I had a daydream of a strange scenario...

So, during Burning Man, World War III breaks out. With our weapons today, the war is over by the time that the Man burns. Society has completely obliterated itself, sans those who attended Burning Man and the few people living in the sticks. Burners take over the world, Larry Harvey becomes the president of the world (but is quickly impeached for reasons that are not disclosed) and the world is a happier place...

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Tue Oct 05, 2010 9:20 am

Snowah Zark · Post by **Snowah Zark** » Tue Oct 05, 2010 10:11 am

(but is quickly impeached for reasons that are not disclosed)

cocaine and whores...same old shit.

i believe the verb is (To Spitzer) i.e. Larry would have made a great president had he not spitzered it up.

noun....Man, that was a helluva spitzer he pulled...

adjective.....spitzeresque.

Post by **Eric** » Tue Oct 05, 2010 3:03 pm

I just polished off a large jar of Bubbies pickles in a week. In SF. When the temperature hasn't been above about 72F.

I think I have a problem. Some sauerkraut will probably cure it.

Zhust · Post by **Zhust** » Tue Oct 05, 2010 3:17 pm

Did anyone get a chance to have Fart Bombz at Bad Idea Theater (3:00 plaza)? Pickled eggs with jalapeno! Mmm.

And then after the burn while cleaning up, I was introduced to pickle juice as a whiskey chaser. Pretty much like the traditional tequila chaser, only more ... well, well-whiskey-ish.

junglesmacks · Post by **junglesmacks** » Thu Oct 07, 2010 6:19 am

jaycerochester wrote: And then after the burn while cleaning up, I was introduced to pickle juice as a whiskey chaser. Pretty much like the traditional tequila chaser, only more ... well, well-whiskey-ish.

I actually had a pickle juice/jager shot this year. Can't say it was the best thing to ever grace my lips, but hey.. it happened.

Pink Daddy · Post by **Pink Daddy** » Thu Oct 07, 2010 8:41 am

Yeah, not sure if the bacon cookies were really my thing. But, Bacon Bloody Mary's = awesomeness. Instead a celery stick in the drink, it's a nice, big, fat chunk of bacon. It gave it a very meaty flavor. The spicy bite of bacon bloodiness was a mouth-gasm.

Bacon Apple-tinis didn't float my boat, just too many conflicting tastes.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Oct 07, 2010 9:35 am

get out of your comfort food zone...

BACON WRAPPED PICKLES!!!

junglesmacks · Post by **junglesmacks** » Thu Oct 07, 2010 10:47 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:get out of your comfort food zone...

BACON WRAPPED PICKLES!!!

FLUTTER!!! Do you see this?!!? It has happened. It will happen again.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Oct 07, 2010 8:30 pm

FLUTTER!!! Do you see this?!!? It has happened. It will happen again.

WORD !

junglesmacks · Post by **junglesmacks** » Fri Dec 03, 2010 11:04 am

Since y'all wanna go and get all pickly on ma' shit..

JStep · Post by **JStep** » Fri Dec 03, 2010 11:16 am

What? No herring on the list? It's not just for talking flightless waterfowl.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Dec 03, 2010 4:21 pm

Of course not! The Norweigens are fine citizens of Terminal City. I'll send them your regards.

junglesmacks · Post by **junglesmacks** » Sat Jun 16, 2012 10:55 am

Someone's late to the party..

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat Jun 16, 2012 11:17 am

it takes years to socially engineer a powerful meme.

we are at the vinegary tipping point, Brine On!

Roberto Dobbisano · Post by **Roberto Dobbisano** » Sat Jun 16, 2012 11:19 am

by Simon of the Playa » [size=150]Mon Oct 04, 2010[/size] 3:22 pm wrote:i'm so full of piss and vinegar if you stick a cucumber up my ass it comes out Kosher Sour Garlic Dill.

evidently my Ph is 3.6

seriously.

think about this though.....lets say next year, i dunno, california falls into the fucking ocean, finally, and all you brought out to the playa was bacon.....not gonna last too long is it.

well, if i bring out a wide selection of pickled items in jars and cans etc. i should be able to survive for quite a while provided i brought some Preserved Fruits (i'm not talking about Jellyfish's new project either) and dried grains and rice too.

all of which should store well and therefore, prevent me from getting even skinnier than i already am.

so, Are Pickles the New bacon?

possibly.

For 2012

I know that i'm bringing 5 cases of Ba-Tempte Sour Dills and a Gross of Matzas and a whole slew of various homemade marmalade and jams, and pears, peaches and so on.

lots of all beef jerky

50 gallons of ground coffee

50 cartons of marlboros

50 lb bag of rice, potatoes, beans, onions, flour sugar and veggy oil.

at least enough for 40 weeks in the desert......

oh yeah, a whole lotta blotta and my magic herbs.

read it and weep.....i love it when a plan comes together.....

junglesmacks · Post by **junglesmacks** » Sat Jun 16, 2012 12:36 pm

I'm still waiting for someone to light my pickle.

Literally and figuratively.

TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Sat Jun 16, 2012 2:10 pm

That explains a lot.

Pickels are only good cold..IMHO

Bacons good either way

Pickels can't make you orgasm...Bacon cannot be replaced

Pickles are the new bacon

The pickled item that gets my goat is..

Fart Bombz and whiskey

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