ThaAmericanScheme

Steven M. Huguley · Post by **Steven M. Huguley** » Tue Oct 05, 2010 8:20 pm

I Have Finally Been Awakened From My Stasis,My Inert Slumber.Collapsing Tha Mind-Forged Manacles Rendered By Tha "Opposition",By Negative Programming,By Cultural Conditioning Techniques Induced By Eloquent Persuasion,Propaganda & Lies From Tha Moment Of Cognitive Thought & Awareness,However By Exploring Tha Wondorous Realms Of Tha Mind & Psyche,By Experimenting With Mind-Expanding Molecules & Boundary Decaying Hallucinogens,I Have Taken Back My Mind,My Body,My Spirit & My Soul.As I Stated Earlier I Am Awake,I Have Arisen & I Am Alive In A Perpetual Search Of Esoteric Truth & Profound Meaning Within Tha Cosmos & Within My Own Psyche,Securing A Firm Connection & Building A Beautiful & Sound Relationship With Tha Earth & Space.Re-Establishing Tha "God"Given Communion I Shared With Nature & All Life & Forces Teeming Through Out Tha Vast Universe.Tha Moment I Was Concieved,Upon My Birth,Prior To Being Tainted By BrainWashing & Misdirection Tactics I Was One With All,Collectively Whole....Thus I Know I Can Be That Way Again!!WE All Can Be That Way Again Thus I Am Patiently Anticipating Unadulterated Happiness & Fullfilment Of Prophecy When Everything Is United In Consolidation & When WE Achieve & Attain Trancendence Of Space & Time On Our Way Up Tha Ladder To GODHEAD!!!!!!!!

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Wed Oct 06, 2010 8:05 am

Cool. Welcome to eplaya.

Don't be afraid of the letter "e", lower case letters or spaces. They can be your friends.

Boijoy · Post by **Boijoy** » Wed Oct 06, 2010 3:50 pm

Post by **Sham** » Wed Oct 06, 2010 6:01 pm

I read this posting 3 times and I think someone needs to cut back on the caffeine---dontcha think?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Oct 06, 2010 6:04 pm

got the shift key well figured out, though.......

welcome.

Elorrum · Post by **Elorrum** » Wed Oct 06, 2010 6:17 pm

ygmir wrote:got the shift key well figured out, though.......

welcome.

good one, yg, shift key.

It'll really buck if you put it into gear at that speed.

Welcome.

teardropper · Post by **teardropper** » Wed Oct 06, 2010 6:38 pm

Uh, jeez, yeah, the shift key. But he braved it all to... uh, well...

At first I thought it was the caps that made it hard to read (Wow, Shambala, 3 times, huh?).

But that wasn't it...

Post by **Eric** » Wed Oct 06, 2010 10:35 pm

Steven M. Huguley wrote:I Have Finally Been Awakened From My Stasis,My Inert Slumber.

Translation: "I'm awake."

Collapsing Tha Mind-Forged Manacles Rendered By Tha "Opposition",By Negative Programming,By Cultural Conditioning Techniques Induced By Eloquent Persuasion,Propaganda & Lies From Tha Moment Of Cognitive Thought & Awareness,

"I think someone lied to me."

However By Exploring Tha Wondorous Realms Of Tha Mind & Psyche,By Experimenting With Mind-Expanding Molecules & Boundary Decaying Hallucinogens,I Have Taken Back My Mind,My Body,My Spirit & My Soul.

"I took some drugs. Bunch of hallucinogens. I'm sure that had nothing to do with my writing style. Hey, I think I'm free!"

As I Stated Earlier I Am Awake,I Have Arisen & I Am Alive In A Perpetual Search Of Esoteric Truth & Profound Meaning Within Tha Cosmos & Within My Own Psyche,Securing A Firm Connection & Building A Beautiful & Sound Relationship With Tha Earth & Space.

"Did I mention I was awake? Feeling really good too. Got any more drugs?"

Re-Establishing Tha "God"Given Communion I Shared With Nature & All Life & Forces Teeming Through Out Tha Vast Universe.

"Found some drugs. I'll take them."

Tha Moment I Was Concieved,Upon My Birth,Prior To Being Tainted By BrainWashing & Misdirection Tactics I Was One With All,Collectively Whole....

"I had a kick-ass trip. Do you want a banana?"

Thus I Know I Can Be That Way Again!!WE All Can Be That Way Again Thus I Am Patiently Anticipating Unadulterated Happiness & Fullfilment Of Prophecy When Everything Is United In Consolidation & When WE Achieve & Attain Trancendence Of Space & Time On Our Way Up Tha Ladder To GODHEAD!!!!!!!!

"I sure hope I can do these drugs again. Didn't I just have a banana?"

Post by **Sham** » Thu Oct 07, 2010 12:44 am

Wow Eric! I didn't know that you were bi-lingual (

). Who would have ever quessed that the immersion language class in "blither-blather ranting" would have come in so handy!

Post by **Elderberry** » Thu Oct 07, 2010 8:54 am

Hey there, welcome to eplaya!

JK

Hey Eric, thanks for the translation!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Oct 07, 2010 9:18 am

Eric,
Are you sure the fruit involved is a banana? Cause maybe it's a mango?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Oct 07, 2010 10:06 am

Nah, it's a peach, for sure.

lucky420 · Post by **lucky420** » Thu Oct 07, 2010 10:36 am

Eric, thank you for the translation

Post by **Eric** » Thu Oct 07, 2010 11:16 am

Glad to be of assistance- remember, I live in SF. Speaking "New Age" is almost a necessity here.

Fishy & Sputnik- I thought possibly "mango" or "guava" first. "Brainwashing & Misdirection" has a lot of translations, usually applying to tropical fruit. In the context of "one with all,collectively whole" it usually applies to a tropical fruit that is peeled. If there had been a space after the comma I think it would have been "mango", but without the space I'm almost positive it's "banana"

I think any tropical fruit will give the gist of the statement however. Its more transliteration than true translation, as a lot of this doesn't switch directly into English well.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Oct 07, 2010 12:08 pm

I remember a "mango" reference in a famous, old porn movie.........

Post by **Eric** » Thu Oct 07, 2010 12:34 pm

ygmir wrote:I remember a "mango" reference in a famous, old porn movie.........

I don't remember a mango in either "The pizza man, he delivers" or "Free Your Willy". What other famous old porn movies are there?

Boijoy · Post by **Boijoy** » Thu Oct 07, 2010 12:51 pm

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Oct 07, 2010 1:19 pm

Eric wrote:
ygmir wrote:I remember a "mango" reference in a famous, old porn movie.........
I don't remember a mango in either "The pizza man, he delivers" or "Free Your Willy". What other famous old porn movies are there?

it might have been: "Behind the Green Door"..........I can't remember the title.......or the color of the actress' eyes...........

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Oct 07, 2010 6:17 pm

Wow, that's some subtle work there, Eric. Thanks again.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Thu Oct 07, 2010 7:41 pm

I'm impressed... really.

moonrise · Post by **moonrise** » Sun Oct 31, 2010 10:55 pm

"blither blather" LOL I'm going to use (steal) that!

"bananas" LMFAO That took WORK Eric thank godhead it wasn't an Onion!

What a GEM! I learned nothing, having a great laugh though!

Afriad of WHAT I said when I intrduced myself....going to look now!

Can you imagine if he were a camp leader? yipes!

hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa

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