Stop posting so much

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 2:38 pm

Christine is an excellent kisser.
She hugs with her whole body.
Her boobs are small but yummy and she prefers that her LEFT nipple is the one you kiss.
She has the most radiant smile.
If you touch her, you better be clean.
Life has clobbered her hard, yet she's the most loving person I know.
She's not my girlfriend.
To my knowledge she is not a republican nor has she fallen down the stairs.

Post by **mdmf007** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 6:59 pm

Bin Noddin wrote:Christine is an excellent kisser.
She hugs with her whole body.
Her boobs are small but yummy and she prefers that her LEFT nipple is the one you kiss.
She has the most radiant smile.
If you touch her, you better be clean.
Life has clobbered her hard, yet she's the most loving person I know.
She's not my girlfriend.
To my knowledge she is not a republican nor has she fallen down the stairs.

That is all stuff I wanted to get to know!!!

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Tue Oct 05, 2010 11:42 am

mdmf007 wrote:
Bin Noddin wrote:Christine is an excellent kisser.
She hugs with her whole body.
Her boobs are small but yummy and she prefers that her LEFT nipple is the one you kiss.
She has the most radiant smile.
If you touch her, you better be clean.
Life has clobbered her hard, yet she's the most loving person I know.
She's not my girlfriend.
To my knowledge she is not a republican nor has she fallen down the stairs.
That is all stuff I wanted to get to know!!!

Good luck finding your Christine. She's out there.
Now back to our regular non-posting
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whaa..., wait a minute, where's my kick in the nuts? Ralphie's gone soft!

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Tue Oct 05, 2010 11:46 am

MDMF SAYS - UNACCEPTABLE POST

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Tue Oct 05, 2010 2:06 pm

I saw Christine today, she was walking up the sidewalk and tripped and fell face first on my erect cock.

Overwhelmed by my sheer size, she gagged a bit at first then continued to suck me dry whilst dripping vagina fluids all over making a noticeable stream into the street, down the gutter, and disseminating down the storm drain.

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Tue Oct 05, 2010 10:31 pm

Oh sure leave out the fun parts about the midgets, and mayonIse and stuff and think we won't notice...

Yeah, well stop posting so much...

the rebbi

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Wed Oct 06, 2010 12:13 pm

MIDGETS AND MAYONNAISE

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Wed Oct 06, 2010 12:39 pm

Yeah, and Stuff...

Now Stop Posting!

the rebbi

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Thu Oct 07, 2010 8:50 am

How much post would a wood post post if a wood post could post wood.

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Thu Oct 07, 2010 8:24 pm

just molested myself! I Said No. But I knew I wanted it.

Posted for your health and enjoyment.

oh, and fuck me! I just did!

MisaBlue · Post by **MisaBlue** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 1:31 pm

I stopped posting for few days, but it just felt weird...posting is in my blood...I really have to post...post...post

Post by **Eric** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 1:57 pm

In sooth, being afraid of the wrath, nay, the fear inducing powers of the mighty 007 and the malevolent gaze of his cohort the Rebbe, this humble participant shall endeavor to avoid raising their ire by refusing to post in this dreaded thread.

This isn't a post, its a declamatory statement

Post by **mdmf007** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 3:21 pm

Eric wrote:In sooth, being afraid of the wrath, nay, the fear inducing powers of the mighty 007 and the malevolent gaze of his cohort the Rebbe, this humble participant shall endeavor to avoid raising their ire by refusing to post in this dreaded thread.

This isn't a post, its a declamatory statement

Churching up a post in fancy talk is still an illegal post.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 5:32 pm

Eric wrote:In sooth, being afraid of the wrath, nay, the fear inducing powers of the mighty 007 and the malevolent gaze of his cohort the Rebbe, this humble participant shall endeavor to avoid raising their ire by refusing to post in this dreaded thread.

This isn't a post, its a declamatory statement

will I now burn in hell, ?

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Elorrum · Post by **Elorrum** » Sun Oct 10, 2010 3:57 pm

Post by **mdmf007** » Mon Oct 11, 2010 4:26 pm

ygmir wrote:
Eric wrote:In sooth, being afraid of the wrath, nay, the fear inducing powers of the mighty 007 and the malevolent gaze of his cohort the Rebbe, this humble participant shall endeavor to avoid raising their ire by refusing to post in this dreaded thread.

This isn't a post, its a declamatory statement
will I now burn in hell, ?

Not exactly, Hell is overrated - you will get a sunburn though. A real bad one.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Oct 11, 2010 5:22 pm

mdmf007 wrote:
ygmir wrote:
Eric wrote:In sooth, being afraid of the wrath, nay, the fear inducing powers of the mighty 007 and the malevolent gaze of his cohort the Rebbe, this humble participant shall endeavor to avoid raising their ire by refusing to post in this dreaded thread.

This isn't a post, its a declamatory statement
will I now burn in hell, ?

Not exactly, Hell is overrated - you will get a sunburn though. A real bad one.

wow, I answered myself........how cool of me..

"mother, is that me I'm talking to?"

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Tue Oct 12, 2010 1:11 pm

ygmir wrote:
mdmf007 wrote:
ygmir wrote: will I now burn in hell, ?

Not exactly, Hell is overrated - you will get a sunburn though. A real bad one.
wow, I answered myself........how cool of me..

"mother, is that me I'm talking to?"

Stop talking with your mouth full, Ygmir, and finish your brussel sprouts.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Oct 12, 2010 5:59 pm

Sail Man wrote:
ygmir wrote:
mdmf007 wrote:
wow, I answered myself........how cool of me..

"mother, is that me I'm talking to?"
Stop talking with your mouth full, Ygmir, and finish your brussel sprouts.

just promise, you won't play the piano again, pleeaassseeee..

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Wed Oct 13, 2010 8:09 pm

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat minor.

~waves to MDMF007~haven't posted in a long, long while. Missed you.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Oct 13, 2010 8:59 pm

Deb Prothero wrote:What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat minor.

~waves to MDMF007~haven't posted in a long, long while. Missed you.

timing is everything..............

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Wed Oct 13, 2010 9:11 pm

it was my gift for you, ygmir.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Oct 13, 2010 9:15 pm

you are so gracious..............

thanks.

how's things?

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Wed Oct 13, 2010 9:19 pm

not good, so I came here to get a laugh. I've been hiding 'cause I don't like the person I'm becoming from the pressure of this miserable divorce. I want to be myself when I'm around you guys. Most days I still can't manage it.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Oct 13, 2010 9:21 pm

well...........come on here more......it's a regular "yuk fest"...........
but, be careful about posting on this thread, the O.P. is sort of sensitive.......and, his Napoleonic sidekick is, well........interesting.

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Wed Oct 13, 2010 9:37 pm

you rarely disappoint, ygmir.

I'm ready for the OP and his Napoleonic sidekick - just finished reading War and Peace. hahaha

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Oct 13, 2010 9:39 pm

hahaa, well, I'm sure you are more than a match for the bulldog and terrier duo.............

watch it though, the promise "kicks" for those whom transgress...........

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Wed Oct 13, 2010 9:40 pm

I've noticed things have become more physical in here lately.

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Wed Oct 13, 2010 10:19 pm

Post by **mdmf007** » Wed Oct 13, 2010 10:38 pm

Deb Prothero wrote:you rarely disappoint, ygmir.

I'm ready for the OP and his Napoleonic sidekick - just finished reading War and Peace. hahaha

Oh im here and I am watching....and reading. I am compiling a new list for 2011 an creating a nuclear powered ass kicking machine.

It works like this - you walk up to it and punch in your name. If your on my good side you get a treat. If your on my or the Rabbi's shit list you get kicked in the nuts or taco as appropriate.