Your Best Shot

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Mon Oct 11, 2010 11:12 am

He... What you got there?

She... Underware (holds up panties)

He... For how many

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Mon Oct 11, 2010 11:30 am

Burly biker and new bride are in their honeymoon suite ready to begin their post-nuptual frolics. Biker takes off his jeans, and tosses them to his diminuative bride. "Put these on," he demands.

Gamely, she steps into these rather large levis, and realizes that even holding them they're balrey staying up. "I can't wear your pants" she exclaims.

"Damn straight. You just remember who wears the pants in THIS family".

So she slips out of her lacy. delicate, and quite small panties... "Here, honey, put these on."

He grabs her panties, holds them up, looks at her quizzically, and tells her, "Hell, honey, I can't get into your underwear."

She replies "Damn straight, and until you change your attitude, you won't, either."

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Mon Oct 11, 2010 12:06 pm

He...what are you eating under there?

She...under where?

he...HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHA gross.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Mon Oct 11, 2010 1:19 pm

"We're both wrong, it's flies."

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Mon Oct 11, 2010 5:29 pm

"You have a point. Wear a hat and no one will notice."

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Thu Oct 14, 2010 8:12 am

Teckno tard

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Thu Oct 14, 2010 8:12 am

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Oct 14, 2010 9:32 am

Ice cream doesn't have bones.