Best Excuses...

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Post by Eric » Wed Oct 13, 2010 10:44 pm

Hey, it's your boyfriend making out with me; I don't think I'm the one with the problem.
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Post by AntiM » Thu Oct 14, 2010 7:03 am

You said we needed to see other people. So it is your fault I saw our best friend naked and horizontal.
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Post by Fire_Moose » Thu Oct 14, 2010 7:53 am

I've found Jesus.
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Post by junglesmacks » Thu Oct 14, 2010 7:59 am

"No more"?? My bad.. I thought you said "back door"!
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Post by burner von braun » Thu Oct 14, 2010 7:59 am

I kinda like what nasa called their initial rocket experiments that blew up on the launch pad

" Early attempts at success"
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Post by Ugly Dougly » Thu Oct 14, 2010 9:42 am

The good news is that now she's your best friend and mine too! <3
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Post by junglesmacks » Thu Oct 14, 2010 10:53 am

"...but I didn't inhale."
Savannah wrote:It sounds freaky & wrong, so you need to do it.
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Post by Da Mule » Thu Oct 14, 2010 1:06 pm

because Larry Harvey said so
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Post by ygmir » Thu Oct 14, 2010 2:54 pm

I didn't think I was gonna.........
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Post by Ugly Dougly » Thu Oct 14, 2010 3:10 pm

Paul Addis burned my homework.
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Post by gyre » Thu Oct 14, 2010 3:14 pm

I have the right of way.
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Post by flatlander13 » Thu Oct 14, 2010 3:27 pm

It’s not my fault; was I there holding her hair while she blew your husband????? NO!
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Post by Ranger Genius » Thu Oct 14, 2010 11:08 pm

Well, it looked like it could hold my weight.
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Post by Mosin » Fri Oct 15, 2010 12:10 am

The kitty did it. Honest! Bad kitty!
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Post by Da Mule » Fri Oct 15, 2010 8:49 am

Fire_Moose wrote:oh well...pic wont work.
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Post by knowmad » Fri Oct 15, 2010 9:01 am

Well I would have been there, but last night ufo's came for our cows.

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Post by Ugly Dougly » Fri Oct 15, 2010 9:43 am

She was pregnant, how could she be under 18?
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Post by The CO » Fri Oct 15, 2010 7:59 pm

We'll fix it in post.
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