top douche bags fucktards at BM 2010

[Bob]

Youtube embeds are more annoying than any fuckface with a megaphone.

[Da Mule]

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ok,, so,, if you had a dideridoo stuck up your ass,,, hahahahahaaa & you farted.. BA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH would it sound any different??

Only if you had mastered the art of circular farting.

You can do that? Oh my, where can I find a teacher for this circular farting thing?

[Dr Helix]

Okay I would like to include a subclass of fucktard: The "I'm cute and sweet, feed me" folk. My entry is the young girl who wandered into our camp at dinner one night to "say hello" and then asked "what smells so good?" Being decent folks we asked her to dinner which she devoured (including several glasses of wine). She was a sweet if not overly chatty dinner companion, but finally excused herself saying "I'm supposed to meet my friends soon" and left. No thank you, nothing, just a toss of her brown hair and gone. Well guess what happened the following evening? Yep. Same girl, same smile, same hello. When she asked, ASKED, what's for dinner? we told her we were just sitting down and she should come back another time. She actually got angry and said "that's not nice" turned and stalked out. Never saw her again thank god. I guess she felt like we owed her for her good looks and charm. I will admit, she was a knockout. But pleeezzzze!!!!

[gaminwench]

SparklePony Alert!!!!

[EmilyD]

SparklePony Alert!!!!

Mememememememememe it's all about MEEEEEEEEEE!

[Elderberry]

Okay I would like to include a subclass of fucktard: The "I'm cute and sweet, feed me" folk. My entry is the young girl who wandered into our camp at dinner one night to "say hello" and then asked "what smells so good?" Being decent folks we asked her to dinner which she devoured (including several glasses of wine). She was a sweet if not overly chatty dinner companion, but finally excused herself saying "I'm supposed to meet my friends soon" and left. No thank you, nothing, just a toss of her brown hair and gone. Well guess what happened the following evening? Yep. Same girl, same smile, same hello. When she asked, ASKED, what's for dinner? we told her we were just sitting down and she should come back another time. She actually got angry and said "that's not nice" turned and stalked out. Never saw her again thank god. I guess she felt like we owed her for her good looks and charm. I will admit, she was a knockout. But pleeezzzze!!!!

She was probably one of the same people that was posting on here for a free ticket, and just like you, someone on here was suckered into gifting her one.

JK

[brushfire on the playa]

I dunno, but the guy with the megaphone at the Titty Totter was [i]hilarious[/i].

It CAN be done well. Very well.[/quote]

i agree. i think it was bm2009, but i remember this woman riding around on an art car that looked like a desk from an office and she was dressed in work clothes. she had a megaphone and was yelling "get back to work you hippies! this paperwork won't get done by itself!" at people as she drove by. i thought this was also a good use of a megaphone, and it definitely made me laugh for about a minute.

[Fire_Moose]

Okay I would like to include a subclass of fucktard: The "I'm cute and sweet, feed me" folk. My entry is the young girl who wandered into our camp at dinner one night to "say hello" and then asked "what smells so good?" Being decent folks we asked her to dinner which she devoured (including several glasses of wine). She was a sweet if not overly chatty dinner companion, but finally excused herself saying "I'm supposed to meet my friends soon" and left. No thank you, nothing, just a toss of her brown hair and gone. Well guess what happened the following evening? Yep. Same girl, same smile, same hello. When she asked, ASKED, what's for dinner? we told her we were just sitting down and she should come back another time. She actually got angry and said "that's not nice" turned and stalked out. Never saw her again thank god. I guess she felt like we owed her for her good looks and charm. I will admit, she was a knockout. But pleeezzzze!!!!

didja get to poke her in the butt?

[Dr Helix]

Poker? Nah, nobody had any cards.

[deathray]

"Whats for dinner"?
"my cock and jizz. you can have dinner if you're dessert".

[deathray]

Scruffy, if you don't like it and us lowlifes, quit and get a job that will employ you and PAY TO GET IN. I paid for my ticket and can and will bitch about everyone and everything, especially self righteous sense of entitlement smug a$$holes who think they're better then others.
cheers

From: scruffyboy
To: deathray
Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 8:20 pm
Subject: BITE MY MUTHERFUCKINASS
Awwww so we didn't have such a nice burn?
Well guess what fucktard we're still out here cleaning up after all you miserable lowlifes. Tell you what stay home next year or better yet stay after and help with clean up THEN AND ONLY THEN DO YOU GET THE RIGHT TO BITCH AND MOAN ABOUT ANYTHING!

[bluesbob]

I was a douchebag at 2:43 p.m. Thursday, Sept. 2, when I drank the last Nestea Iced Tea from the ice chest. It didn't belong to me. At the time I knew it was wrong. But it wasn't until several hours later I was informed I had become a douchebag.

[princesssweettart]

Major douche bag at the burn would be to the jack ass that was riding hi bike down 4:30 on Tuesday night and tried to run into me. I swerved out of the way, and assuming he didn't mean to almost hit me, I excused myself. The ass wipe smiled and purposely tried to run into me again. He didn't know the tall male riding slightly ahead of me was my friend who heard me call for help and ran him off. A few minutes later he races past us, peels in front of us on his bike Dukes of Hazard style and says hey I saw what happened back there that guy was an asshole. Then he took off.

[LoveLight]

for a newbie this is a really funny read..No Goldie Locks better come and shit in my bed.....LOL.....

[AntiM]

Major douche bag at the burn would be to the jack ass that was riding hi bike down 4:30 on Tuesday night and tried to run into me. I swerved out of the way, and assuming he didn't mean to almost hit me, I excused myself. The ass wipe smiled and purposely tried to run into me again. He didn't know the tall male riding slightly ahead of me was my friend who heard me call for help and ran him off. A few minutes later he races past us, peels in front of us on his bike Dukes of Hazard style and says hey I saw what happened back there that guy was an asshole. Then he took off.

I know the rangers were looking for a guy who was purposefully running into people on his bike. I think someone actually got hurt.

[knowmad]

Major douche bag at the burn would be to the jack ass that was riding hi bike down 4:30 on Tuesday night and tried to run into me. I swerved out of the way, and assuming he didn't mean to almost hit me, I excused myself. The ass wipe smiled and purposely tried to run into me again. He didn't know the tall male riding slightly ahead of me was my friend who heard me call for help and ran him off. A few minutes later he races past us, peels in front of us on his bike Dukes of Hazard style and says hey I saw what happened back there that guy was an asshole. Then he took off.

I know the rangers were looking for a guy who was purposefully running into people on his bike. I think someone actually got hurt.

We had a camp mate encounter this jerk. she said he rode at her yelling chicken! like 4 times head on. she ditched him by heading into a crowded bar, before riding home. She saw him the next day and pointed him out, he looked wild eyed and dehydrated, not pet-able, stray dog. just hope he felt included enough to not really feel it, maybe will not return.

so yeah that jerkwad was a dousche/fucktard.

[Bounce530]

I wonder if this is the same guy I saw on a high bike on 4:30...the guy I saw stopped to take a break by riding up to the back side of the porto and hopping off his bike onto the roof of the porto.

[Ugly Dougly]

I wonder if this is the same guy I saw on a high bike on 4:30...the guy I saw stopped to take a break by riding up to the back side of the porto and hopping off his bike onto the roof of the porto.

Mercy me, I hope the poor clown didn't land face-first in the cesspit.
OK I do hope that.

[Bounce530]

No, the roof did support his weight, although it did look like he looked down the vent pipe...blech...
Imagine being in that hut though..in there sweating doing your thing and all of a sudden whaam, bang! there's some dude sitting on the roof of your hut...Hope that hut had paper in it.

[Ugly Dougly]

Paper? I'd just wipe my ass on his shemagh.

[Sham]

Ok, I will post my top fucktards of the week. We were camped near the AA Friends of Bill W Camp and they were having meetings all day for the entire week. I can actually repsect their mission here, but all during the day, they were coming over and asking us to keep the noise down because they were hold yet another (fucking) meeting. When they asked us to turn off the genny during the afternoon, the logical response to them was, "accept the things you cannot change"!

[knowmad]

Ok, I will post my top fucktards of the week. We were camped near the AA Friends of Bill W Camp and they were having meetings all day for the entire week. I can actually repsect their mission here, but all during the day, they were coming over and asking us to keep the noise down because they were hold yet another (fucking) meeting. When they asked us to turn off the genny during the afternoon, the logical response to them was, "accept the things you cannot change"!

the road to recovery is paved in annoying hangups. sometimes wonder where the onus lies. hard to love a fall down drunk, imposable to embrace an aloof recovering drunk. guess it makes me happy for my ability to drink, get drunk, and repeat when necessary.

[FIGJAM]

God, grant others the serinity to change the things I cannot accept.

[unjonharley]

God, grant others the serinity to change the things I cannot accept.

+1

[curiousgnate]

I guess I was a douche bag, i was wasted on thurs night and went to midnight poutine. After seeing the long line i decided it would be much better to go to where they were handing out the delicious yummies and flirt with one of the girls(I am more gay then your best mostest gayest friend), after moments a girl working the hand out station said i was one of her bestest friends, gave me a huge hug and kiss and i got a plate. end result drunken me with poutine in about 5 min, those in line about an hour and a half. sorry, but well that shit was good!

[Fire_Moose]

I guess I was a douche bag, i was wasted on thurs night and went to midnight poutine. After seeing the long line i decided it would be much better to go to where they were handing out the delicious yummies and flirt with one of the girls(I am more gay then your best mostest gayest friend), after moments a girl working the hand out station said i was one of her bestest friends, gave me a huge hug and kiss and i got a plate. end result drunken me with poutine in about 5 min, those in line about an hour and a half. sorry, but well that shit was good!

Oh man, you've gotta let me know before you go on such a lovely adventure!

[Ugly Dougly]

Not nearly douche-baggy enough.

[junglesmacks]

Not nearly douche-baggy enough.

lol agreed.. that's just late night resourcefulness..

[theCryptofishist]

Not nearly douche-baggy enough. ;)

Well, as our self-appointed local expert, can you explain what the different degrees of douche-buggarybaggery are, as a public service.

[Elderberry]

Here's my nomination for biggest douche bag on eplaya
http://eplaya.burningman.org/profile.ph ... le&u=44284

JK