Stop posting so much

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Oct 17, 2010 6:04 pm

Double spam?

Oh the Horror.

*looks around*

Whoops! Boobies!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Oct 19, 2010 9:01 pm

if cross posting were not such a sin......there is a wonderful photograph, on another thread, involving a post, and, a woman posing with same.........

but, alas,
it's not ok......so, I won't post.

MisaBlue · Post by **MisaBlue** » Wed Oct 20, 2010 2:34 am

Not stop.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Wed Oct 20, 2010 5:22 am

Check

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Wed Oct 20, 2010 6:45 am

A posting we will do!

A posting we will do!!!

Hi Ho a merry-o a posting we will do!!

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Wed Oct 20, 2010 8:37 am

posting in the morning
posting in the evening
posting at supper time.
when posting's on a bagel
you can post almost anytime.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Oct 20, 2010 9:19 am

I like big posts and I can not lie,
you other posters can't deny,

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Wed Oct 20, 2010 10:12 am

posts and bells
batman smells
robin perched a post
the bat mobile lost a post
and the poster got away.

penguin · Post by **penguin** » Thu Oct 28, 2010 5:09 pm

Hey, Look!!!!

Everyone stopped posting so much!

gaminwench · Post by **gaminwench** » Thu Oct 28, 2010 5:14 pm

yeah, it's kind of post - posting, now...

Post by **Sham** » Thu Oct 28, 2010 5:24 pm

Today, I felt like a scarecrow with a post up my ass!

Post by **Eric** » Thu Oct 28, 2010 5:30 pm

Shambala wrote:Today, I felt like a scarecrow with a post up my ass!

You say the sweetest things. Can I use this as a pickup line? "You be the scarecrow, I'll be the post?".....

*heh*

Post by **Sham** » Thu Oct 28, 2010 6:53 pm

Eric wrote:Can I use this as a pickup line? "You be the scarecrow, I'll be the post?".....

....or, you can just flip over the bar stool and smile!

Post by **Eric** » Thu Oct 28, 2010 8:26 pm

Shambala wrote:
Eric wrote:Can I use this as a pickup line? "You be the scarecrow, I'll be the post?".....
....or, you can just flip over the bar stool and smile!

Ewww. Like I want something that touches a bar floor...... ewwww.

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Thu Oct 28, 2010 9:03 pm

you are standing in a field.
you have: a lantern, a sword, and a bag of food.
in the NW corner there is a post.

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Thu Oct 28, 2010 9:07 pm

Eric wrote:
Shambala wrote:
Eric wrote:Can I use this as a pickup line? "You be the scarecrow, I'll be the post?".....
....or, you can just flip over the bar stool and smile!
Ewww. Like I want something that touches a bar floor...... ewwww.

Not so sure what is sad about this;
Eric surfing this site for pick-up lines, or that the Post is viable lover.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Oct 28, 2010 9:15 pm

knowmad wrote:you are standing in a field.
you have: a lantern, a sword, and a bag of food.
in the NW corner there is a post.

........And, the post did look upon knowmad, and, the field, wherein he stood, bedecked in splendor.
And the Post said:
"I have done well, in this, my creation"

And then, the Post, gazed upon knowmad, and, knew he was lonely.
And, lonely, was knowmad, for, he stood, resplendent in his oneness......but, alas, a companion for said intrepid knowmad was what the Post did consider.
And, it was good.

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Thu Oct 28, 2010 10:25 pm

ok in the end I am standing in a field by a post, with something witty in my mouth and all i can think about is... are those hinges going to hold our 23 sparkle pony's when they get their glome on?

Post by **Eric** » Thu Oct 28, 2010 10:37 pm

knowmad wrote:Not so sure what is sad about this;
Eric surfing this site for pick-up lines, or that the Post is viable lover.

I love scary pickup lines, and actually use them. Nothing better than seeing the terror in someones eyes when you say them (I won't tell you my really bad ones, I save them for people who need to be scared, like A-Gays & sparkle ponies)

Post by **Sham** » Thu Oct 28, 2010 10:48 pm

Eric, you're a rather complex person!

Post by **Eric** » Thu Oct 28, 2010 10:53 pm

And generally a successful one. I've only had one breakup in the last 24 years, and it wasn't the Hubby or the Wife, so I must be doing something right.

*sigh*

He was a really nice boy too. Oh well....

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Thu Oct 28, 2010 11:25 pm

Eric wrote:
knowmad wrote:Not so sure what is sad about this;
Eric surfing this site for pick-up lines, or that the Post is viable lover.
I love scary pickup lines, and actually use them. Nothing better than seeing the terror in someones eyes when you say them (I won't tell you my really bad ones, I save them for people who need to be scared, like A-Gays & sparkle ponies)

and Crap!
Now I start doing something I try never to do;

Eric: what does A-gay mean?

geeez...at least I pulled off to the side of the road....

Post by **Eric** » Thu Oct 28, 2010 11:55 pm

knowmad wrote:Now I start doing something I try never to do;

Eric: what does A-gay mean?

You never thought you'd ask me a question?

An "A-Gay" is generally a wealthy gay, often a Log Cabin Republican, who thinks that just because they're rich that they're better than everyone else. Basically a pompous ass. A gay Wall Street millionaire type.

They tend to not be very nice people. I like scaring them. Looking like me, its rather easy.

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Fri Oct 29, 2010 12:08 am

Eric wrote:
knowmad wrote:Now I start doing something I try never to do;

Eric: what does A-gay mean?
You never thought you'd ask me a question?

An "A-Gay" is generally a wealthy gay, often a Log Cabin Republican, who thinks that just because they're rich that they're better than everyone else. Basically a pompous ass. A gay Wall Street millionaire type.

They tend to not be very nice people. I like scaring them. Looking like me, its rather easy.

really? wow! my boss is Gay? whodadunk!

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Fri Oct 29, 2010 6:49 am

Are there B-Gays?

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Fri Oct 29, 2010 7:35 am

It's time for definitions. It's okay, Eric, I knew what an A-Gay was but what on earth is a Log Cabin Republican???

@007 - thanks for letting me post my question.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Oct 29, 2010 9:32 am

The Log Cabin Republicans are a group of people who identify as both gay and republican. As Eric indicated, they are tortured souls who fear being without their money so much that they are willing to compromise on their sexualities.

Of course, ti was a log cabin law suit that bust open this don't ask don't tell policy so maybe I should be sent to reeducation camp to learn that polotics is complicated.

Post by **Eric** » Fri Oct 29, 2010 12:37 pm

Fishy- I'll give massive props to Log Cabin for their DADT case, but it's a huge surprise. At least they're better than GOProud, the gay tea-partiers.

I don't have a problem with conservative gays, I think people should be allowed their political beliefs. But to climb in bed (so to speak) with a party that would like to legislate you out of existence, and thinks that's actually possible, just seems like sheer stupidity to me.