The person below me

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Tue Oct 19, 2010 7:29 pm

mmmmmmmm, yes, definitely and especially homemade served warm with cream.

TPBM knows how to make rice pudding!!!

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Tue Oct 19, 2010 7:32 pm

Ohhhhhh fuck yeah! And smother it in fresh cream please?

TPBM enjoys cooking more than eating.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Oct 19, 2010 8:31 pm

not sure I can say that.........I suppose, it depends on who's on the plate?

TPBM can yodel, for reals........

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Oct 19, 2010 8:58 pm

No. I was in the Alps, but didn't learn.
TPBM had a crush on Che Guevara once.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Wed Oct 20, 2010 8:11 am

Nope! Only on his countries food. And the closest I've come to the alps is drinking Heineken beer.

TPBM has climbed Mt Rainer.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Oct 20, 2010 10:51 am

Nope. And not likely to.

The Person Below Me is frustrated that he/she cannot give me a hot foot.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Oct 20, 2010 11:07 am

see......this is where, I don't know the line between funny and innapropriate.
I don't want to hurt feelings, or, anything like that......and, still, I come up with a "joke" response, but, well..........dang my sensitive self.........

TPBM has been known to crack an awkward if not inappropriate or down right rude, joke.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Oct 20, 2010 11:33 am

All the time. I'm a disgrace. And I lead people into awkward positions.
(Although perhaps a huff and "I don't do hurtfull jokes!" would have sufficed.)
TPBM has burned a diary/log/journal.

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Wed Oct 20, 2010 11:47 am

No, although I was there shortly after my brother-in-law did so with 15-20 years of amazing writing (no backup).

The Person Below Me is frustrated that he/she cannot give me a hot foot.

Not really. I'm not the type to do those types of jokes. But I guess it could be funny. I'm sure we could find a way to adapt the trick...Hot Wheel?

TPBM enjoys cooking more than eating.

I meant to reply to this last night but was too lazy to log on....I was one of those "guests" that Goathead worries about. Anyway my reply would have been:
I enjoy being eaten more than cooking or eating.

TPBM had a crush on Che Guevara once.

I was once married to a che.

TPBM has visited the country where people are referred to as "che".

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Thu Oct 21, 2010 12:39 pm

Nope, only where they refer to them as Mama-san and Papa-san

TPBM accidentally stepped into a benjo ditch once

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Oct 21, 2010 3:33 pm

Benjo ditch? What's that some sort of Boston "Big Dig" thing?

TPBM has a crush on another eplayan.

Post by **Eric** » Thu Oct 21, 2010 4:36 pm

not even close, but I like a lot of them.

TPBM has been in a relationship for more than 20 years

peacefulhuman · Post by **peacefulhuman** » Thu Oct 21, 2010 5:19 pm

Negative. I made it 17 years but that relationship ended last year.

TPBM donated to a charity within the last 7 days.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Oct 21, 2010 6:18 pm

Only if you consider "Keep Fishy in Paints" to be a charity.
Which it is. Contact me for donation information.

TPBM has already made a generous donation thereto.

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Tue Nov 09, 2010 6:06 pm

False, but I've tried and will try again and again and again.

TPBM has learned something from a post by DaMule.

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Tue Nov 09, 2010 6:09 pm

Very certainly...I've learned about cheez doodles!

~waves to Artemis~

TPBM likes cheez doodles too

lucky420 · Post by **lucky420** » Tue Nov 09, 2010 6:26 pm

no not really and I don't like the way they stick to your teeth

TPBM has a tattoo they regret

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Tue Nov 09, 2010 6:30 pm

Yes and no. I have only one tattoo and sometimes I regret it, but mostly it makes me laugh. It's a black line of nothing. There were all kinds of great things discussed with the 'famous' tattoo artist giving out free tattoos one night at a party at my house some 20 years ago. Last thing I remember is finishing the bottle of tequila that was supposed to prepare me for what came. Then I woke up in the heart shaped bath tub the next morning with a black line on my hip/ass. That was the last time I drank tequila.

TPBM doesn't regret any of their tattoos.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Nov 09, 2010 7:14 pm

I don't have any. Just as well, if they'd been on my legs or feet...

The person below me knows someone else with skin grafts.

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Tue Nov 09, 2010 8:32 pm

Yup, true story,,,, my mom, now 86 y.o. had minor surgery in 1961 by a quack who claimed to be a plastic surgeon. It was on her nose to repair her hooked nose from breaking it in her youth. She got staph infection and ended up without a nose whatsoever. Thirty-eight surgeries later,,,, including several skin graphs, she has the resemblance of a nose.

TPBM has enjoyed sex with more than one person simultaneously.

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Tue Nov 09, 2010 8:37 pm

Yes, but its hard to give both partners the attention they deserve.

TPBM wants a different vehicle for the playa.

Elorrum · Post by **Elorrum** » Tue Nov 16, 2010 5:58 am

TRUE. but my Dinah(saur) is paid for and well, until she starts the arm and a leg costing....

tpbm is looking for a good deal on turkeys to put in the freezer.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Nov 16, 2010 8:22 am

YO! Got me...been looking at the ad's the last 2 days...figured I got room for about 3 10-15 lb birds in the deep freeze!

TPBM, is it me or are young people stupider then we were at their age?

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Tue Nov 16, 2010 10:37 am

Well, I think they rely on technology more then we did for the answers that they seek. We on the other hand had to keep it in our melon, or at least our World Books

TPBM remembers when TV would go off the air at night.

gaminwench · Post by **gaminwench** » Tue Nov 16, 2010 11:14 am

Absolutely... falling asleep to the 'snow', then waking to the national anthem 'signing off'...

TPBM has a secret stuffing recipe...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Nov 16, 2010 11:42 am

The real trick is not to have turkey at all. Dry and dreary.
TPBM is just sad because Easter is the best holiday and it's not coming for months.

Post by **Eric** » Tue Nov 16, 2010 1:06 pm

Every year at Easter we take two tourist buses filled with really drunk drag queens from SF to Reno for TrannyShack Reno, leave Saturday come back Sunday. I've also done the flyers the last 5(?) years.

2011 will be my 12th year doing it. Definitely my favorite holiday.

TPBM doesn't like bacon.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Nov 16, 2010 4:34 pm

I have mixed feelings about bacon. I've eaten "real" bacon, that is bacon without all those nitrites and nitrates and it's a different thing. But it sorta makes me aware of how much bacon as we know it is a creation of laboratories and not of farms.

TPBM is planning a surprise party.

peacefulhuman · Post by **peacefulhuman** » Tue Nov 16, 2010 4:42 pm

No but I have planned my share of them in the past.

TPBM has never been the guest of honor at a surprise party.

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Wed Nov 17, 2010 1:12 am

Actually, you are correct. My family and friends just aren't into that sort of thing.

The person below me thinks that they might have bronchitis-- er, no, what-- that's me!

(Yet another reason I've decide to quit those d---ed synthetic cannabinoids (or however that's spelled.)

TPBM doesn't do drugs or even drink alcohol when at Burning Man!