Please, Join me in the boardroom

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Oct 01, 2010 10:14 am

I mean she's good with a mop.

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Fri Oct 01, 2010 7:20 pm

Fire_Moose wrote:She's a dog groomer too? Ok but stick her in the basement.

Noooooooo she cleans everything with her tongue!

If that is indeed the case she can be CfM's intern.
all those in favor say "AYE" AYE!

Apposed? Fuck You

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Oct 01, 2010 7:57 pm

aye, aye...........

Elorrum · Post by **Elorrum** » Fri Oct 01, 2010 8:20 pm

Since this is a new fiscal year, we are going to turn the organizational flow chart upside down, and now the lady in the basement is your boss. Too bad for you! She wants a company car, a CEO footstool, and a few heads on silver platters.

We are still waiting on those boards. The auto-replenishment system has provided cars, not boards. Memos have been sent.

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Fri Oct 01, 2010 9:14 pm

burner von braun wrote:I think Burnanke had to reduce the "maintenance" budget a little, it's close but no cigar.

And Clinton Got the Flack! Because he was trying to see if a Cigar really would fit.

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Sun Oct 17, 2010 5:32 pm

Elorrum · Post by **Elorrum** » Sun Oct 17, 2010 7:00 pm

Da Mule wrote:

o.k. Da Mule, that's clever, you can stand on three legs.

Is there more to the act? a song perhaps?

I got in line for tickets three months ago and camped out for three nights.
So, yeah, far out, I saw Da Mule in concert!!!! Fucking A!!!!

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 12:09 am

I was doing the bar-hop bump earlier tonight. While barhopping, I figured why not hop through the boardroom?

I hope you got an autographed cheez doodle for your efforts.

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 12:12 am

Dammit Mule, get down from our dance-floor table top and turn off that fuckin' disco ball! I told you guys that was a waste of money from the general fund! Only the son of a jack ass would use the fuckin' thing and,,,, hmmmmmm,,,,,,,

that's the end of that story

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 8:38 am

Da Mule wrote:

I KNEW IT!!! No wang!!!

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 8:47 am

I taped it underneath so as not to scare the girlies, swinging around, while I'm dancing.

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 8:57 am

uh huh...likely motha fuckin' story.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Tue Oct 19, 2010 7:44 pm

I thought this said bathroom. Where are you Iso when you're needed?

Just kiddin...just kiddin.

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Tue Oct 19, 2010 7:49 pm

Ya know FM, it's good to see someone else who sought the junk. I figured nobody would fess up to it,,, so now I reckon pretty near all of us looked.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Wed Oct 20, 2010 8:45 am

Fire_Moose wrote:
MisaBlue wrote:Sometimes I really wish to know what you are talking about...damn, need to improve my language skills...
Damn foreigners, why can't they be more American?

Damn American's! Why can't they be more foreign!

Misa, don't worry, your language skills are better then many of us here. Besides, some of us just stare into your beautiful eyes, seeing your beautiful smile and don't even hear what your saying, right Ygmir?

I said right Ygmir?!

Ygmir!!!

OK, who's got a 2x4?

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Wed Oct 20, 2010 8:51 am

not a 2x4, but after thinking about Misa's eyes, I've got some wood.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Oct 20, 2010 9:14 am

Sail Man wrote:
Fire_Moose wrote:
MisaBlue wrote:Sometimes I really wish to know what you are talking about...damn, need to improve my language skills...
Damn foreigners, why can't they be more American?
Damn American's! Why can't they be more foreign!

Misa, don't worry, your language skills are better then many of us here. Besides, some of us just stare into your beautiful eyes, seeing your beautiful smile and don't even hear what your saying, right Ygmir?

I said right Ygmir?!

Ygmir!!!

OK, who's got a 2x4?

huh?

MisaBlue · Post by **MisaBlue** » Wed Oct 20, 2010 10:46 am

You guys make me blush...

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Oct 20, 2010 11:09 am

*drooling*..........

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Wed Oct 20, 2010 12:11 pm

Hay, I recognize that person!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Oct 20, 2010 3:33 pm

May I remind you gentlemen that this is a serious board meeting, not an ice cream social!

Elorrum · Post by **Elorrum** » Wed Oct 20, 2010 4:15 pm

Can we table the board issue? Can we issue a board table? Did you ever do the Sioux City Sue?

any new business?

Bounce530 · Post by **Bounce530** » Wed Oct 20, 2010 4:46 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:May I remind you gentlemen that this is a serious board meeting, not an ice cream social!

Yeah, the ice cream social is going on in at least two other topics right now.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Oct 20, 2010 6:59 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:May I remind you gentlemen that this is a serious board meeting, not an ice cream social!

*rolls edible/sexual innuendo note up and puts it back in pocket*

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Oct 20, 2010 7:32 pm

ygmir wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:May I remind you gentlemen that this is a serious board meeting, not an ice cream social!
*rolls edible/sexual innuendo note up and puts it back in pocket*

Hey, hey! We're creepy capitalist sexual harassers. Innuendo is always pertinent!

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Thu Oct 21, 2010 8:59 am

Our next order of business is how do we get rid of cops and fish who totally harsh our mellows?

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Oct 21, 2010 10:26 am

Fire_Moose wrote:Our next order of business is how do we get rid of cops and fish who totally harsh our mellows?

You go right ahead and mellow their harsh right back, you hear?

Post by **Eric** » Thu Oct 21, 2010 12:43 pm

Fire_Moose wrote:Our next order of business is how do we get rid of cops and fish who totally harsh our mellows?

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Thu Oct 21, 2010 1:10 pm

Hahahaha

But really, are we just going to let these moderators and self appointed "keepers of peace" hold us down?

NO!

we need to band together and over throw these subordinates of Satan!!

Post by **Eric** » Thu Oct 21, 2010 1:26 pm

What we really need to do is go through this nasty stack of financial reports:

so that we can figure out how to maneuver more money into the important categories: Office Servicing and Beverages Supply.

I say we lay off more people, board members of course are exempt.

My personal secretarial pool is also exempt. They're very talented at.... um.... filing....