Gack! Looks as though while I was up north in the woods playing lumberjack, somebody had a birthday
Happy belated birthday my friend, hope you had a good relaxing day and........
hang on, something smells...........
Oh, I see DVD has been here, that would explain the foul odor

Excuse me Ma'am, your going to feel a small prick.
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