top douche bags fucktards at BM 2010

[Sham]

Here's my nomination for biggest douche bag on eplaya
http://eplaya.burningman.org/profile.ph ... le&u=44284

JK

I didn't want to post this directly on his thread. I hope the video of the CT bike ride helps get this 15 year old kid off. It might give his old copy of Penthouse a break. I just hope his mom doesn't walk in on the wanker. At least his laptop that his parents gave him last Christmas, is getting some good use.
Oh to be 15 again and hiding behind the computer screen!

[Elderberry]

Here's my nomination for biggest douche bag on eplaya
http://eplaya.burningman.org/profile.ph ... le&u=44284

JK

I didn't want to post this directly on his thread. I hope the video of the CT bike ride helps get this 15 year old kid off. It might give his old copy of Penthouse a break. I just hope his mom doesn't walk in on the wanker. At least his laptop that his parents gave him last Christmas, is getting some good use.
Oh to be 15 again and hiding behind the computer screen!

I actually reported that thread in the Spammers section...it's got to be a violation of the TOS in that you aren't even supposed to photograph that event. (or so I thought, or maybe it's just that they don't like to be photographed, I don't really know.)

But hopefully that thread will be taken down. It went quite a long time with nobody posting on it, then a few started and bumped it up.

JK

[knowmad]

Really? Page 16 of Deuschery? howdafuck?
iz da bettert than Snark? WTFP??

[Mosin]

Really? Page 16 of Deuschery? howdafuck?
iz da bettert than Snark? WTFP??

Iz bettert than forced canhaz cheezbrgr spellink stupiditie. Geta fuckehn dictonari puhleze. Ar u da same deushe thatw rites liky dis on Trybe?

[Fire_Moose]

Here's my nomination for biggest douche bag on eplaya
http://eplaya.burningman.org/profile.ph ... le&u=44284

JK

I didn't want to post this directly on his thread. I hope the video of the CT bike ride helps get this 15 year old kid off. It might give his old copy of Penthouse a break. I just hope his mom doesn't walk in on the wanker. At least his laptop that his parents gave him last Christmas, is getting some good use.
Oh to be 15 again and hiding behind the computer screen!

I actually reported that thread in the Spammers section...it's got to be a violation of the TOS in that you aren't even supposed to photograph that event. (or so I thought, or maybe it's just that they don't like to be photographed, I don't really know.)

But hopefully that thread will be taken down. It went quite a long time with nobody posting on it, then a few started and bumped it up.

JK

I heard parades (paradees) waive their rights.

[SilverOrange]

Here's my nomination for biggest douche bag on eplaya
http://eplaya.burningman.org/profile.ph ... le&u=44284

JK

I didn't want to post this directly on his thread. I hope the video of the CT bike ride helps get this 15 year old kid off. It might give his old copy of Penthouse a break. I just hope his mom doesn't walk in on the wanker. At least his laptop that his parents gave him last Christmas, is getting some good use.
Oh to be 15 again and hiding behind the computer screen!

I actually reported that thread in the Spammers section...it's got to be a violation of the TOS in that you aren't even supposed to photograph that event. (or so I thought, or maybe it's just that they don't like to be photographed, I don't really know.)

But hopefully that thread will be taken down. It went quite a long time with nobody posting on it, then a few started and bumped it up.

JK

You could just flag it on you tube for nudity or report it to the org. Video gets taken down, problem solved. It looks like it's been put up there by someone involved with a porn site. Click on posters link on youtube.

[Elderberry]

I didn't want to post this directly on his thread. I hope the video of the CT bike ride helps get this 15 year old kid off. It might give his old copy of Penthouse a break. I just hope his mom doesn't walk in on the wanker. At least his laptop that his parents gave him last Christmas, is getting some good use.
Oh to be 15 again and hiding behind the computer screen!

I actually reported that thread in the Spammers section...it's got to be a violation of the TOS in that you aren't even supposed to photograph that event. (or so I thought, or maybe it's just that they don't like to be photographed, I don't really know.)

But hopefully that thread will be taken down. It went quite a long time with nobody posting on it, then a few started and bumped it up.

JK

You could just flag it on you tube for nudity or report it to the org. Video gets taken down, problem solved. It looks like it's been put up there by someone involved with a porn site. Click on posters link on youtube.

Looks like that's exactly what somebody did.

JK

[Bob]

I didn't want to post this directly on his thread. I hope the video of the CT bike ride helps get this 15 year old kid off. It might give his old copy of Penthouse a break. I just hope his mom doesn't walk in on the wanker. At least his laptop that his parents gave him last Christmas, is getting some good use.
Oh to be 15 again and hiding behind the computer screen!

I actually reported that thread in the Spammers section...it's got to be a violation of the TOS in that you aren't even supposed to photograph that event. (or so I thought, or maybe it's just that they don't like to be photographed, I don't really know.)

But hopefully that thread will be taken down. It went quite a long time with nobody posting on it, then a few started and bumped it up. :(

JK

I heard parades (paradees) waive their rights.

So to speak.

[Ugly Dougly]

A real douche is a beautiful thing, especially on the playa. Sad to see a negative association with this.
Just saying.

[Artemis]

Vamp Camp had a great bidet with super-powerful pressure

[Ugly Dougly]

I'll bet it was very entertaining.

[Fire_Moose]

Waiwaiwaiwait

I thought that was a drinking fountain...

[Artemis]

and refreshing

[Artemis]

well, no wonder your snot floats bugs now

[Ugly Dougly]

Waiwaiwaiwait

I thought that was a drinking fountain...

Gargle-gargle-what?!?!?

[theCryptofishist]

A real douche is a beautiful thing, especially on the playa. Sad to see a negative association with this. :)
Just saying.

I have negative associations with artificial flowery scents being foisted upon be-shamed women.

Just sayin'.

[junglesmacks]

We're talking about cleansing places that should be cleansed by any personal hygiene loving female, not artificially scenting anything. Does wearing deoderant give you negative connotations too?

[Eric]

We're talking about cleansing places that should be cleansed by any personal hygiene loving female, not artificially scenting anything. Does wearing deoderant give you negative connotations too?

I can't speak for Fishy, but I can't stand deodorant and won't wear it. Aluminum based chemical concoctions that's specifically designed to clog pores shoved into my pits? *blech*

I use the hippie salt crystals (snark away kids), which work really well for me, but I have an indoor job (when I'm employed). I won't vouch for them for some of the people here, but for retail or a desk job they're fine.

I'm odd for an American- I don't like most fake scent products- cologne, perfume, scented dryer sheets, laundry detergent, soap, shampoo, conditioner.....

[theCryptofishist]

Well the scents in America are barely regulated and cause all sorts of problems to people who have sensitivities. Asthma attack problems. In Japan, apparently, despite their ubiquity, they are less harmful.

And damned if I'm interfering with the natural cleansing capabilities of my twat* with something that's far less healthy for it simply out of a sense of shame for having a female reproductive system! Turns my stomach to think of it!

And I am not alone in this, Junglesmacks, so maybe you want to adjust your language so that it's less ex cathedra and more accepting of the many different relationships to our bodies that 50,000 people are bound to have!

*And I don't even know if I approve of the word "twat", but let's admit most of the words available are clinical or unlovely.

[LoveLight]

Crypto..your a scream..lol

I didnt realise your were female..I cant agree more...we have a natural cleaning system..why fuck with that..YUK

In Australia not many woman use those products, its just not right...the body is a design master piece, when we start mucking around with it- things go haywire.

[Sham]

I can't speak for Fishy, but I can't stand deodorant and won't wear it. Aluminum based chemical concoctions that's specifically designed to clog pores shoved into my pits? *blech*

Eric, it may be time for you and I to have a father/son talk. (which do you want to be this time?)

[ygmir]

I can't speak for Fishy, but I can't stand deodorant and won't wear it. Aluminum based chemical concoctions that's specifically designed to clog pores shoved into my pits? *blech*

Eric, it may be time for you and I to have a father/son talk. (which do you want to be this time?)

Shambala: you're switching from priest/altar boy talks?

[Bob]

Any fucktards even *discussing* scents should stay the fuck home.

Same fucktards insist on over-long hugging, above the wrist. Jesus fuck, Burning Man is the last place I want a hugging. Stick to a handshake please, there isn't enough sanitizer on the playa to clean up after hugging.

[ygmir]

Howard? Howard Hughes? is that you?.................

[Elderberry]

Crypto..your a scream..lol

I didnt realise your were female..I cant agree more...we have a natural cleaning system..why fuck with that..YUK

In Australia not many woman use those products, its just not right...the body is a design master piece, when we start mucking around with it- things go haywire.

hmmm....and just how does that square with...say...a yeast infection, for one? Reeks havoc on that design master piece, no? I could go on, but I'll spare the crowd.

JK

[theCryptofishist]

Crypto..your a scream..lol

I didnt realise your were female..I cant agree more...we have a natural cleaning system..why fuck with that..YUK

In Australia not many woman use those products, its just not right...the body is a design master piece, when we start mucking around with it- things go haywire.

hmmm....and just how does that square with...say...a yeast infection, for one? Reeks havoc on that design master piece, no? I could go on, but I'll spare the crowd.

JK

Well, we are eating more sugar (than our ancestors) which gives the yeast more food on which to grow, and things like nylon underwear are also a factor. But the answer is not a product that comes in a bottle with a nozzle, but acidolphelous. (sp) It keeps those nasties under control.

[LoveLight]

Crypto..your a scream..lol

I didnt realise your were female..I cant agree more...we have a natural cleaning system..why fuck with that..YUK

In Australia not many woman use those products, its just not right...the body is a design master piece, when we start mucking around with it- things go haywire.

hmmm....and just how does that square with...say...a yeast infection, for one? Reeks havoc on that design master piece, no? I could go on, but I'll spare the crowd.

JK

We are actually discussing female scented products- but now that you have mentioned yeast infections, Cryrto is correct, there are natural remedies for that..yoghurt.

[Sham]

I hate to interject here, but does anyone care if my pee-pee burns when I urinate?

Sorry. Back to yeast infections and fucktards!

[Bob]

Crypto..your a scream

I didnt realise your were female..I cant agree more...we have a natural cleaning system..why fuck with that..YUK

In Australia not many woman use those products, its just not right...the body is a design master piece, when we start mucking around with it- things go haywire.

hmmm....and just how does that square with...say...a yeast infection, for one? Reeks havoc on that design master piece, no? I could go on, but I'll spare the crowd.

We are actually discussing female scented products- but now that you have mentioned yeast infections, Cryrto is correct, there are natural remedies for that..yoghurt.

Yogurt douche bags... par-tay.

[ygmir]

hmmm....and just how does that square with...say...a yeast infection, for one? Reeks havoc on that design master piece, no? I could go on, but I'll spare the crowd.

We are actually discussing female scented products- but now that you have mentioned yeast infections, Cryrto is correct, there are natural remedies for that..yoghurt.

Yogurt douche bags... par-tay.

see.........dang that couch.............no, I can't.


*walks away from the descriptive joke/question*