JKISHA has been masterbating for over 3 years.

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JKISHA has been masterbating for over 3 years.

Post by bx1 » Tue Nov 09, 2010 8:06 pm

Has anyone else noticed this?

This has to be some sort of record.
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Post by theCryptofishist » Tue Nov 09, 2010 8:20 pm

Doesn't this belong in WTF?
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Post by bx1 » Tue Nov 09, 2010 8:24 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Doesn't this belong in WTF?
Maybe, but I got a lot more WTF to come. Besides, I wanted JKISHA to logon, see that title and go... "WTF"

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Post by theCryptofishist » Tue Nov 09, 2010 8:26 pm

What, you think he's gonna think you have him on hidden camera or something?
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Post by bx1 » Tue Nov 09, 2010 8:39 pm

You mean you haven't noticed?
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Post by ibdave » Tue Nov 09, 2010 9:24 pm

I think he's going to boycott it....


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Post by Elderberry » Tue Nov 09, 2010 9:30 pm

WTF!?!?

I'm boycotting this thread.

JK

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Post by Box Burner » Tue Nov 09, 2010 9:48 pm

I dunno... Maybe his hand is stuck and he can't get it off.
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Post by mdmf007 » Tue Nov 09, 2010 10:42 pm

three years? He is either really good at it, or really bad.
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Post by Sham » Tue Nov 09, 2010 11:38 pm

Maybe that little pixalated hoo-ha is numb from the constant friction and pulling. (not that there's anything wrong with that!)

Hey there JK, welcome to this thread.

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Post by AntiM » Wed Nov 10, 2010 4:41 am

Superglue.
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Post by FIGJAM » Wed Nov 10, 2010 5:21 am

Everlube.
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Post by junglesmacks » Wed Nov 10, 2010 5:28 am

Hey there, welcome to WTF!

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Post by ygmir » Wed Nov 10, 2010 7:23 am

I bet he's got forearms like Popeye.
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Post by Fire_Moose » Wed Nov 10, 2010 7:36 am

That's nothing, I've been straight jackin' since '91.
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Post by MisaBlue » Wed Nov 10, 2010 12:39 pm

Fire_Moose wrote:That's nothing, I've been straight jackin' since '91.
Translation needed :)
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Post by Fire_Moose » Wed Nov 10, 2010 1:09 pm

Straight Jackin' verb to climax with no help
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Post by lucky420 » Wed Nov 10, 2010 1:25 pm

Hope you don't get carpal tunnel syndrome. It can be pretty painful... :wink:
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Post by Isotopia » Wed Nov 10, 2010 3:48 pm

Can threads get anymore sophomoric than this BS?

I'm surprised the OP hasn't started similar threads along the line of nose picking and ball scratching.

jesus christ this is lame.
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Post by ibdave » Wed Nov 10, 2010 4:11 pm

Made you look tho....
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Post by Kinetik V » Wed Nov 10, 2010 4:28 pm

Isotopia wrote:Can threads get anymore sophomoric than this BS?

I'm surprised the OP hasn't started similar threads along the line of nose picking and ball scratching.

jesus christ this is lame.
Don't like it? Post a thread of your own! Content is king: Put up or shut up. Surely the fabulous Miss Iso can come up with something good for a thread topic.
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Post by bx1 » Wed Nov 10, 2010 5:17 pm

Kinetic V wrote:
Isotopia wrote:Can threads get anymore sophomoric than this BS?

I'm surprised the OP hasn't started similar threads along the line of nose picking and ball scratching.

jesus christ this is lame.
Don't like it? Post a thread of your own! Content is king: Put up or shut up. Surely the fabulous Miss Iso can come up with something good for a thread topic.
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Post by bx1 » Wed Nov 10, 2010 5:18 pm

Isotopia wrote:Can threads get anymore sophomoric than this BS?

I'm surprised the OP hasn't started similar threads along the line of nose picking and ball scratching.

jesus christ this is lame.
P.S. Last time I checked this was Open Discussion so in the immortal words of Daniel Tosh:

Nan Nan a boo boo, stick your head in doo doo!
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Post by Mojojita » Wed Nov 10, 2010 6:18 pm

ibdave wrote:Made you look tho....
Yeah but I have had three glasses of good wine for happy hour - I'll look at almost anything.....

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Post by Isotopia » Wed Nov 10, 2010 7:41 pm

Nan Nan a boo boo, stick your head in doo doo!
Absolutely, the penultimate response one might expect from a cerebrally deficient putz.
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Post by bx1 » Wed Nov 10, 2010 8:11 pm

Isotopia wrote:
Nan Nan a boo boo, stick your head in doo doo!
Absolutely, the penultimate response one might expect from a cerebrally deficient putz.
Cerebrally deficient putz? Who, me or Daniel Tosh? No matter. You obviously can't a joke, so I'll concentrate on trying to push your buttons.

And, since you obviously think I'm immature, I dedicate this to you, enjoy! :twisted:

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Post by K-mom » Wed Nov 10, 2010 9:00 pm

hehe ... Drip Drip Drip. Well played.
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Post by bx1 » Wed Nov 10, 2010 9:07 pm

K-mom wrote:hehe ... Drip Drip Drip. Well played.

Gracias.
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Post by Sail Man » Thu Nov 11, 2010 3:42 pm

jkisha wrote:WTF!?!?

I'm boycotting this thread.

JK

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Post by Sham » Mon Nov 22, 2010 12:29 pm

This was about to drop to page 2, so I just wanted to bring it up again---like a good loud belch! :roll:
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