But maybe they would like to find out what is under there!!
i did my training in Social Archaeology - with theoretical implications of the senses - I worked with a guy called Julian Thomas, who is one of the worlds most well known authorities on the Neolithic of Britain and also in areas of philosophy of archaeology - his brain is quite possibly the size of a planet!
That being said - I would be more than willing to do a workshop at BM on Social archaeology - quite a lot of popularity is being given over to archaeolgical research of the recent past... it was actually an American archaeolgist who coined the phrase 'In small things forgotten' (J Deetz 1981) His work on 18th Century archaeology in Virginia is very famous for giving importance over to the significance of items such as buttons, coins, small trinkets, clay pipes etc in exposing the biographies of the ordinary people.