Ball Scratching

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Do you scratch your ball's?

Poll ended at Thu Nov 18, 2010 3:52 pm

Why yes, yes I do
20
36%
Why yes, yes I do
20
36%
I don't have ball's, so I scratch the pair next to me
1
2%
I don't have ball's, so I scratch the pair next to me
1
2%
Why no, that is disgusting!
0
No votes
Why no, that is disgusting!
0
No votes
I have Iso do it for me
7
13%
I have Iso do it for me
7
13%
 
Total votes: 56

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Post by Sail Man » Thu Nov 11, 2010 3:52 pm

Well, it was either this or nose picking :lol:




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Post by bx1 » Thu Nov 11, 2010 4:00 pm

Watch out Sail Man, Isotopia is gonna get on and call you immature for posting this. I'm pretty sure she even specifically mentioned "ball scratching."
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Post by Ugly Dougly » Thu Nov 11, 2010 4:34 pm

If it itches, even Iso scratches, though I don't know what she has down there.

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Post by Box Burner » Thu Nov 11, 2010 4:36 pm

Ever so gently.
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ὁ δὲ ἀνεξέταστος βίος οὐ βιωτὸς ἀνθρώπῳ
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - --- Σωκράτης

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Post by theCryptofishist » Thu Nov 11, 2010 8:33 pm

Is this like those gay men who sit around talking about their scrotums?
(What is the plural of scrotum anyway? my spell check doesn't like the es. Scrota, I suppose.)
Because, I'm still scarred from that.
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Post by AntiM » Thu Nov 11, 2010 8:43 pm

I just love topics with no apparent redeeming social value.

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Post by Trishntek » Thu Nov 11, 2010 10:13 pm

Scrotum refers to the entire ball sack. The balls are referred to as testes, or testicle for singular.

Sometimes a good itch is therapeutic attitudinal adjustment towards a blissfull evening,,,, occasional sniffing of used appendages to simply enjoy a private sensory moment with yourself.

question: Would that be olfactory masterbation?
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Post by bx1 » Fri Nov 12, 2010 11:24 am

Well I know females have issues on the Playa regarding playa dust. Honestly, this is the best male solution for many. I mean, who doesn't do this during the week in BRC?
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Post by Sail Man » Fri Nov 12, 2010 12:23 pm

AntiM wrote:I just love topics with no apparent redeeming social value.
Forgive us, we're in post dust withdrawal :lol:
bx1 wrote:Watch out Sail Man, Isotopia is gonna get on and call you immature for posting this. I'm pretty sure she even specifically mentioned "ball scratching."
You are correct bx1, hence the poll :D
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Post by Elderberry » Fri Nov 12, 2010 12:39 pm

Yikes!!! :shock: I would be afraid to let Iso get anywhere close to my ball
sack. :shock:

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Post by bx1 » Fri Nov 12, 2010 4:36 pm

Sail Man wrote:You are correct bx1, hence the poll :D
I applaud your conflict resolution methods. :twisted:
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Post by AntiM » Thu Nov 18, 2010 9:27 am

Is there a correlation between happily adjusted balls and a willingness to come to peaceful and agreeable terms on a discussion board?

When a woman does a sniff check of her own fingers after massaging the taco, is it for pleasure or more like testing the PH level in the swimming pool?

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Post by ygmir » Thu Nov 18, 2010 9:46 am

AntiM wrote:Is there a correlation between happily adjusted balls and a willingness to come to peaceful and agreeable terms on a discussion board?

When a woman does a sniff check of her own fingers after massaging the taco, is it for pleasure or more like testing the PH level in the swimming pool?

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Post by Thecatman » Thu Nov 18, 2010 9:49 am

As much as I like baseball, why do baseball players always grab their balls in a big hand full manner? When they come up to bat or after reaching first base?

Never see football or basketball players doing that! Course, I don't watch basketball.
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Post by ygmir » Thu Nov 18, 2010 9:53 am

Thecatman wrote:As much as I like baseball, why do baseball players always grab their balls in a big hand full manner? When they come up to bat or after reaching first base?

Never see football or basketball players doing that! Course, I don't watch basketball.
and gangsters and rappers............
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Post by Thecatman » Thu Nov 18, 2010 9:59 am

ygmir wrote:and gangsters and rappers............
they walk around acting like their dick is ready fall off
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Post by lucky420 » Thu Nov 18, 2010 10:04 am

I had a neighbor who would scratch his sack and shuffle around while talking to you. He would go so far as to lift one leg off the ground a little. Even while wearing shorts. It was very disturbing...

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Post by oneeyeddick » Thu Nov 18, 2010 10:17 am

It is very natural to scratch an itch, especially if new stubble is coming to the surface.
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Post by Trishntek » Thu Nov 18, 2010 3:22 pm

Thecatman wrote:As much as I like baseball, why do baseball players always grab their balls in a big hand full manner? When they come up to bat or after reaching first base?

Never see football or basketball players doing that! Course, I don't watch basketball.
My first thought is making sure the cup is in place,,,, cuz I'm thinkin' the hardness of THE BALL has something to do with it.
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Post by BAS » Thu Nov 18, 2010 6:11 pm

Why isn't there a category for: "People pay ME for the privilege for scratching my balls!"? :?

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