HI GUYS!!!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 12, 2010 6:31 pm

maryanimal wrote:
Artemis wrote:
maryanimal wrote:ok, so what does OP stand for? Excuse my lameness! And Sham, I liked your observation of our newest member! Wouldn't WheatBreadSandwich be a healthier choice?
OP stands for Original Poster in a thread. In this case it's Buttholesandwich, which some people are guessing is a "sock" or "sock puppet". In case you're not familiar with that term, it's a user ID created by someone who already posts on the site, using the new ID as a pretend character.
Ahhhh thanks Artemis. Well the OP must be angry at something/one. Such harsh words fer cryin' out loud!

I will also use "OP" for original post. It's usually apparent which is which by context.

Post by **Sham** » Fri Nov 12, 2010 7:00 pm

Alright, which one of you sweathogs* scared whitebread off? I leave my computer for an hour and this is what happens!

*by sweathogs, I mean fine, upstanding eplayans.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 6:01 am

Boijoy wrote:goddam how many socks does simon have??????

sorry, this is not mine...

again, for fairness, a run down of ALL of my socks for future reference.

Simon of the Playa
Roberto Dobbisano
Liz Estrada
Jerome Templaugh
ZeroandOne
Adam Link
Snowah Zark
and last but not least
Fuck-Head

this Jerk-off is not one of my creations, just ask the mods they have all 200 of my IP addresses.

Post by **AntiM** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 7:01 am

Yep. Ain't a SOP creation.

Post by **Sham** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 7:40 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:
Boijoy wrote:goddam how many socks does simon have??????
Liz Estrada

NOT LIZ ESTRADA! I fantasized about having sex with her. Now I feel so dirty and cheap.
I'm going to take a shower now!

Liz Estrada · Post by **Liz Estrada** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 7:44 am

yes howie, it's true...

even my female persona is a bull dyke...

i'm a lesbian at heart.

Post by **Sham** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 7:52 am

Sooooo Liz, how have you been? What are you wearing right now?
I just took a shower!

Liz Estrada · Post by **Liz Estrada** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 8:01 am

plaid shirt cut off vest

cargo shorts and boots

and i'm sitting in my purple pick-up truck with the bumper sticker "Xena Rules!"
on the back.

junglesmacks · Post by **junglesmacks** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 8:04 am

A mind is a precious thing to taste.

Post by **Sham** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 8:10 am

Liz Estrada wrote:plaid shirt cut off vest

cargo shorts and boots

and i'm sitting in my purple pick-up truck with the bumper sticker "Xena Rules!"
on the back.

That's hot! I just took another shower.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 8:12 am

it's the joan baez haircut that really does it for me....

Post by **Sham** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 8:29 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:it's the joan baez haircut that really does it for me....

Flannel plaid shirts. They make me all gooshy inside.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 8:33 am

buttholesandwich · Post by **buttholesandwich** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 1:46 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:
Boijoy wrote:goddam how many socks does simon have??????

sorry, this is not mine...

again, for fairness, a run down of ALL of my socks for future reference.

Simon of the Playa
Roberto Dobbisano
Liz Estrada
Jerome Templaugh
ZeroandOne
Adam Link
Snowah Zark
and last but not least
Fuck-Head

this Jerk-off is not one of my creations, just ask the mods they have all 200 of my IP addresses.

You spend copious amounts of your time creating multiple personas on a message board for intellectually challenged hippies? This is your idea of time well spent?

Thank you for removing any future guilt I may have felt over making you bleed and limp. When I fuck you up and make you my woman, in spite of your crying, begging, and pleading, I won't even be hurting a man. Not even a child. I'll be squashing a fucking insect.

Snow · Post by **Snow** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 1:53 pm

aren't the little jr high kids so cute with thier false bravado. I hope your mommy doesn't catch you on the computer again, remember what happened last time?

Edit: grammar

Post by **Sham** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 1:56 pm

You're crossing the line from being a playful, bored adolescent wanker, to a real grown up criminal. If you threaten to kill someone, you will end up behind bars.
Ask your mom, she will tell you.

buttholesandwich · Post by **buttholesandwich** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 2:16 pm

Snow wrote:aren't the little jr high kids so cute with thier false bravado. I hope your mommy doesn't catch you on the computer again, remember what happened last time?

Edit: grammar

Leave it to one used to being a useless individual to focus on something entirely useless, such as basic sentence structure in everyday conversation.

Oh, by the way, "grammar" isn't a sentence.

Snow · Post by **Snow** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 2:26 pm

man these trolls really do get more and more dumb each time. I so wish for even a half-witted troll around these parts, one that actually is remotely funny or even riles up the dumbest of the dumb.

buttholesandwich · Post by **buttholesandwich** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 2:29 pm

[quote="Snow"]man these trolls really do get more and more dumb each time. I so wish for even a half-witted troll around these parts, one that actually is remotely funny or even riles up the dumbest of the dumb.[/quote]

Too scared to address me directly?

So your third method of defense is, as is predictable with you types,

3) Pretend I don't care about the troll by addressing my "bros" ALL THE WHILE FOCUSING ON HIM, TALKING ABOUT HIM, AND TRYING TO MAKE MYSELF FEEL BETTER WITH PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE STATEMENTS

Jesus fuck, you truly are phenomenally stupid.

Snow · Post by **Snow** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 2:37 pm

::tosses in a biscuit::

scared of what? wait, what am I defending? I'm also curious to what is "my type."

and I'm not really into fucking jesus, don't like guys with long hair, thanks

buttholesandwich · Post by **buttholesandwich** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 2:41 pm

Snow wrote:::tosses in a biscuit::

scared of what? wait, what am I defending? I'm also curious to what is "my type."

and I'm not really into fucking jesus, don't like guys with long hair, thanks

Jesus fuck, I don't really have to say anything to set you off at this point.

Snow, you are a gigantic shithead.

My educated guess is that even the above will suffice.

Snow · Post by **Snow** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 2:45 pm

wow you've got me so rilled up i don't even have anything to say.

is shithead part of a butthole sandwich? what kind of mustard goes best on a buttholesandwich anyway?

buttholesandwich · Post by **buttholesandwich** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 2:46 pm

[quote="Snow"]wow you've got me so rilled up i don't even have anything to say.

is shithead part of a butthole sandwich? what kind of mustard goes best on a buttholesandwich anyway?[/quote

Jesus fuck, I don't really have to say anything to set you off at this point.

Snow, you are a gigantic shithead.

My educated guess is that even the above will suffice.

Snow · Post by **Snow** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 2:48 pm

i know you are, but what am I?

buttholesandwich · Post by **buttholesandwich** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 2:59 pm

Snow wrote:i know you are, but what am I?

Believe it or not --and I never thought I'd say this to an "I know you are, but what am I?" comment-- this one is actually less shitty than your other ones.

Well done.

Nitevenus · Post by **Nitevenus** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 3:14 pm

Oh sheez.....seems like there manages to be one coming out from under the bridge every other day or an alias of same.....who knows. Jizzie...is that you?

Hi Lover......welcome to eplaya. This is supposed to be an introduction thread, right?

Starting to look more like the Frosty Asshole show....

moonrise · Post by **moonrise** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 3:18 pm

buttholesandwich wrote:
Simon of the Playa wrote:
Boijoy wrote:goddam how many socks does simon have??????

sorry, this is not mine...

again, for fairness, a run down of ALL of my socks for future reference.

Simon of the Playa
Roberto Dobbisano
Liz Estrada
Jerome Templaugh
ZeroandOne
Adam Link
Snowah Zark
and last but not least
Fuck-Head

this Jerk-off is not one of my creations, just ask the mods they have all 200 of my IP addresses.
You spend copious amounts of your time creating multiple personas on a message board for intellectually challenged hippies? This is your idea of time well spent?

Thank you for removing any future guilt I may have felt over making you bleed and limp. When I fuck you up and make you my woman, in spite of your crying, begging, and pleading, I won't even be hurting a man. Not even a child. I'll be squashing a fucking insect.

This is somewhat useful (the only useful part of this thread for me) sotp, now you're gonna have to knit some more socks...fuck! I like surpirses, ya' know?!

snow, drop it, stop wasting skin cells typing at it, it's an adult...it has better punctuation than I do!

Focus on positive things, other happy, productive threads...not some whatever it is...hahaha...perhaps it's time to let it sink into the archives of time lost...

bhs shall now die, dry up, turn into dust and blow far, faaar away... *poof*

Snow · Post by **Snow** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 3:24 pm

Nitevenus wrote: Hi Lover......welcome to eplaya. This is supposed to be an introduction thread, right?

nope wrong thread

I'm sorry I couldn't help feeding this one, it was so hungy and helpless looking and I'm bored. But now I suppose I'm going to have to put it down myself.

Nitevenus · Post by **Nitevenus** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 3:27 pm

I know, but Lover was the last one in on the intro threads. Just making a point on buttwipes original post.

buttholesandwich · Post by **buttholesandwich** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 3:28 pm

Snow wrote:
Nitevenus wrote: Hi Lover......welcome to eplaya. This is supposed to be an introduction thread, right?
nope wrong thread

I'm sorry I couldn't help feeding this one, it was so hungy and helpless looking and I'm bored. But now I suppose I'm going to have to put it down myself.

Bro, I just totally realized something.

You just spent the better part of your afternoon getting lead around by a troll in front of all your friends. Fuck's sake, you just let a random troll on the internet with a retarded name like "buttholesandwich" lead you around and prevent you from getting on with your happy, comfortable, and relaxing socialization time on the internet.

Your friends now probably all think you're a complete dumbfuck and that you're totally lacking in any sort of self-assurance. In fact, they all probably hate you now, bro!! Oh, shit!!!

Let's work together and help you redeem yourself so you can maintain some sort of a sense of dignity, even if it's a miniscule one. Help me help you, friend. I feel so goddamned bad for you that all I want to do now is be there for your in these dark times in your online social life.

lol