Bringing the East Coast Love - Nova Scotians' do Burn '11

gaminwench · Post by **gaminwench** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 12:44 pm

it's all one...

ZeroandOne · Post by **ZeroandOne** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 1:27 pm

Boijoy · Post by **Boijoy** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 1:31 pm

my vision is blurred with all the Simon socks in here.

Lover · Post by **Lover** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 1:46 pm

hahahahahaha this is awesome!

I love where these threads go!
I cannot WAIT to meet all of you!!!

buttholesandwich · Post by **buttholesandwich** » Fri Nov 12, 2010 7:56 pm

Roberto Dobbisano wrote:by one of the best..

it is Flattery at it's highest form...

but don't worry, i happen to know he just photographs now, instead of marrying them and knocking them up....

he's evolved.

Quit posting. Better yet, quit breathing.

Better yet, kill everyone who may be genetically related to you in any way so as to cleanse the collective gene pool. Truly, such a gift would be greater for the world than the curing of cancer.

maryanimal · Post by **maryanimal** » Fri Nov 12, 2010 9:26 pm

Ignore that man behind the curtain

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 5:56 am

hey butthole, i'll be the first to state that if you want to say something to me, dont hide behind your ip address and fake name you puss-wad.

gimme a city, a time and a place and i will meet you there and kick your ass.

unless you're not man enough to back up that shit that flows from your keyboard.

chances are, you aren't...

Post by **Sham** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 6:16 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:hey butthole, i'll be the first to state that if you want to say something to me, dont hide behind your ip address and fake name you puss-wad.

gimme a city, a time and a place and i will meet you there and kick your ass.

unless you're not man enough to back up that shit that flows from your keyboard.

chances are, you aren't...

Simon, she happens to be a very nice lady from Spokane. You may being just a teency, weency bit rough on her. Also, it was her birthday this past week and she is feeling a bit melancholy. (holy shit, that was the very first time I have ever actually used that word in a sentence)

Wait a minute. It appears that in the shadow of his Friday night partying, Simon may have inadvertanty clicked the wrong thread, and actually avoided giving WhiteBread what he was looking for.

(edit: I just saw the post here, but this it too good to delete.)

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 6:23 am

oh shambhala, you misread the thread.....

MaryAnimal appears to be a wonderful addition to our virtual dust.

It's this recent intrusion by one ButtholeSandwich that i rallied against.

fight fire with fire, and butthole with butthole...

it's just like a past life i had as a partisan democrat...i LOVE getting in the gutter and beating the living shit out of republicans, and have no problems stooping to conquer.

i'll get my hands dirty, if no one else wants to.

i ain't afraid of anything, i'm too old and ornery.

so with that said, if butthole starts to fart up the place i got a metaphysical cork to shove up his ass.

Post by **Sham** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 6:32 am

Let's get him!

No thread drift here. This IS bringing my "East Coast Love"!

Lover · Post by **Lover** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 9:09 am

Oh my - this is no longer Canadian East Coast Love!!!

Butthole sandwich - that was not very nice... and I am guessing not very Burning Man-esque

Tsk Tsk

Simon - true to biblical form going with the ol' eye for an eye comeback.
Also not usually very positive or helpful.

I just wanted to introduce myself and my girl, as per the community discussion board directive, but things are getting a little ugly on here.

Sorry for all of that guys

just love - and live love

(Butthole you sound like you need a serious hug and an even bigger doober - chill out dude)

Post by **Sham** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 9:53 am

Lover, you're right. I'd like to dedicate this posting to our new friend, butthole.
Thank you for reminder.
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ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 10:03 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:
Lover wrote:
Thanks for the tip.....

ygmir, do NOT do it....DONT......STOP.....BACK AWAY FROM THE KEYBOARD.

sorry Lover , i was hoping to spare you any punny business, the locals here have only ONE THING ON THEIR MINDS....

I hear and obey, and live to serve..........we, "of the body", all hail

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 10:34 am

Lover, don't worry....this is quite normal here.

On the actual playa you will find a cacophony of sounds, sayings, jokes and puns, as well as a heaping helping of "snark".

do not take anything too personally, alot of this schtuff is schtick or performance art of a sort.

so, grain of salt in hand, welcome again to Eplaya and BurningMan, buy the ticket, take the ride.

Rice · Post by **Rice** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 11:52 am

Lover wrote:Its my first time so be gentle !!

Super stoked to FINALLY make it out to Burning Man this year.
Originally from Nova Scotia - living in Calgary myself, and my best gal pal will be heading out after Shambhala!

We are super pumped and could use all of your love, and help to prepare to have the best Burning Man we can.

We love to love, and we would love to meet you!
Can't wait to have a chat my dears!!!

(the great part is - it will be my BIRTHDAY!!)

Welcome to the eplaya!!

I'm a Saskatchewan burner myself.

There are a bunch of burners in Calgary!! Their regional burn (Freezer Burn) rocks...

You might want to get in touch with the wonderful gals and guys in Calgary: http://regionals.burningman.com/ca_alb_cal.html http://www.albertaregionalburn.org/ They will give you good advice!

Like anywhere, there are wonderful people and those that just seem to piss you off by their existence... you can always choose to ignore someone if they are being complete butwads...

See ya on the playa,

Love Rice

buttholesandwich · Post by **buttholesandwich** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 1:36 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:hey butthole, i'll be the first to state that if you want to say something to me, dont hide behind your ip address and fake name you puss-wad.

gimme a city, a time and a place and i will meet you there and kick your ass.

unless you're not man enough to back up that shit that flows from your keyboard.

chances are, you aren't...

Very nice, I managed to anger a cowardly faggot who hides behind an internet ego in an attempt to make himself feel like a man.

You don't deserve the small dick between your legs, you stinking pile of fucking shit, You're not even a man. In both spirit and mind, you're a fucking infant. As far as I'm concerned, you're young enough in both that I'd be happy to abort you.

Anyways, bitch, send me a PM immediately. We're going to meet face-to-face and I will literally fuck up the pathetic existence you refer to as a life.

Oh, and by the way, talking about how you used to "beat up republicans" in your past doesn't make you a big bad scary wolf, despite your flaccid attempts. It makes you a loudmouthed dildo faggot who I'm going to put the absolute test. Don't be a fucking bitch, you fucking bitch. Contact me immediately.

buttholesandwich · Post by **buttholesandwich** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 1:41 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:oh shambhala, you misread the thread.....

MaryAnimal appears to be a wonderful addition to our virtual dust.

It's this recent intrusion by one ButtholeSandwich that i rallied against.

fight fire with fire, and butthole with butthole...

it's just like a past life i had as a partisan democrat...i LOVE getting in the gutter and beating the living shit out of republicans, and have no problems stooping to conquer.

i'll get my hands dirty, if no one else wants to.

i ain't afraid of anything, i'm too old and ornery.

so with that said, if butthole starts to fart up the place i got a metaphysical cork to shove up his ass.

LMFAO!!

You made multiple posts about me in attempt to verbally build yourself up to avoid an actual confrontation. Jesus Christ, what a submissive little prison bitch you are.

Put the fuck up or shut the fuck up. You're a lazy-ass piece-of-shit hippie that has no idea how the world works or how a man gets things done. You don't actually always get to say stupid shit, lay back, and hope it all pans out for the better.

I'm not letting you wiggle your way out of this one in spite of your greasy and unshowered flesh. I'm going to fucking kill you.

Post by **Sham** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 2:04 pm

It looks like butthole cracked (no pun intended) on this one.
Not a very good troll. Now that you've actually made a threat, your IP address will be tracked down and you will end up grounded for a month. No TV, no Xbox, no Wii.
You're in big trouble now young man!

Snow · Post by **Snow** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 2:11 pm

no his mom is prolly too worried about who's dick she's gonna suck for the next crack rock to worry much about his punishment.

Lover I'm sorry for lil butthole, thats what happens when you let hippies tell you not to discipline your kids.

welcome to eplaya

buttholesandwich · Post by **buttholesandwich** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 2:12 pm

Shambala wrote:It looks like butthole cracked (no pun intended) on this one.
Not a very good troll. Now that you've actually made a threat, your IP address will be tracked down and you will end up grounded for a month. No TV, no Xbox, no Wii.
You're in big trouble now young man!

You need a very basic lesson in psychology as well as a slap to the face.

Both will serve you very well and will likely allow you to better attempt to defend yourself in the future without sounding like a desperate grandma.

buttholesandwich · Post by **buttholesandwich** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 2:14 pm

[quote="Snow"]no his mom is prolly too worried about who's dick she's gonna suck for the next crack rock to worry much about his punishment.

Lover I'm sorry for lil butthole, thats what happens when you let hippies tell you not to discipline your kids.

welcome to eplaya[/quote]

So far, your methods of defense have consisted of

1) Cliche' "LOLZ!! You're twelve!!" jokes

2) "Your mom" jokes

Please tell me you're not actually putting in any effort in these and are deliberately trying to come across as utterly retarded.

P.S. thanks for letting me get to you :wink:

Snow · Post by **Snow** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 2:21 pm

don't blame me cuz your posts reek of 13 year old boy more than your catholic priest's bedroom.

buttholesandwich · Post by **buttholesandwich** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 2:23 pm

[quote="Snow"]don't blame me cuz your posts reek of 13 year old boy more than your catholic priest's bedroom.[/quote]

1) Continuing "LOLZ!! You're twelve!!" jokes

2) "Your mom" jokes

Even while I've made you aware of how pathetic, cliche', and idiotic you sound, you literally have nothing else to fall back on.

lol

Snow · Post by **Snow** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 2:31 pm

wow you got me so good you're soo awesome, they might even let you off the short bus to jr high next week

again, I'm sorry Lover. I don't mean to feed the troll on your thread but sometimes you get bored and its fun to tease em just a bit.

buttholesandwich · Post by **buttholesandwich** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 2:35 pm

[quote="Snow"]wow you got me so good you're soo awesome, they might even let you off the short bus to jr high next week

again, I'm sorry Lover. I don't mean to feed the troll on your thread but sometimes you get bored and its fun to tease em just a bit.[/quote]

lmao, you stupid motherfucker.

Every single time you get angry and reply to me, I win. Every. Single. Time.

And yes, yes, in your desperate vye to appear unphased you come up with the classic "Oh, well I'm just teasing the troll. He doesn't REALLY get to me or anything" or, if you get a little more clever, the old "Man, trolls of the past were a lot better than this" defensive tactics.

Why am I letting you in on this? Because you are so fundamentally retarded that, even while I'm letting you know you're losing, your lack of emotional confidence will not permit you to go on and ignore me. You HAVE TO defend yourself against me, or else I ruin your day. In other words, you're an unbelievable hippie pussy.

See why I chose this hunting ground?

Snow · Post by **Snow** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 2:42 pm

oh I see, you sooo smart, damn I'm so angry I can't control myself, you not only ruined my day but my whole week

buttholesandwich · Post by **buttholesandwich** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 2:45 pm

[quote="Snow"]oh I see, you sooo smart, damn I'm so angry I can't control myself, you not only ruined my day but my whole week[/quote]

Precisely, dumbshit. You are learning, child. Indeed, you are learning.

Snow · Post by **Snow** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 2:55 pm

man you sure showed me, you gotta be the smartest troll on the whole big 'ol interwebz, i'm just going to drink this glass of bleach now

BTW Calgary is probably my favorite city I have ever visited.

buttholesandwich · Post by **buttholesandwich** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 2:58 pm

Snow wrote:man you sure showed me, you gotta be the smartest troll on the whole big 'ol interwebz

Well, I don't know about that, but I certainly thank you for the sentiment.

Snow wrote:i'm just going to drink this glass of bleach now

For that, we are proud of you.

Snow wrote:BTW Calgary is probably my favorite city I have ever visited.

Very cool. Back to the bleach, now. :wink:

Snow · Post by **Snow** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 3:09 pm

FYI there will be about 3,000 bunny hats on any given day. Might want to come up with a better way for people to spot you. Them damn rabbits multiply faster than, well I don't know what, but they've certainly been busy. Animal control has really been having a hard time keeping up the last few years. Is is wabbit season yet?

Bringing the East Coast Love - Nova Scotians' do Burn '11

all one all one!

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