HI GUYS!!!

Snow · Post by **Snow** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 3:35 pm

wow i'm so ashamed, will my upstanding social status ever be redeemed on eplaya?

buttholesandwich · Post by **buttholesandwich** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 3:39 pm

moonrise wrote:Focus on positive things, other happy, productive threads...not some whatever it is...hahaha...perhaps it's time to let it sink into the archives of time lost...

bhs shall now die, dry up, turn into dust and blow far, faaar away... *poof*

Soon, friend, soon. Far as I'm concerned, you guys are alright.

I promise I'll be bored of this fairly quickly and it will all be over.

In the meantime, however, I'm finding Snow's reactions to be incredibly hilarious. I doubt I'll be entertained long enough for the meantime to ultimately matter, however, so just enjoy the party.

moonrise · Post by **moonrise** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 3:49 pm

snow don't type at it, it's too ugly, let it die

buttholesandwich · Post by **buttholesandwich** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 3:52 pm

[quote="moonrise"]snow don't type at it, it's too ugly, let it die[/quote]

He has to, and so do you, friend.

You know this, so try to avoid failure from occurring yet again in your life and don't even put forth the effort to stop it.

Snow · Post by **Snow** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 3:53 pm

well the paints almost dry, time to give it another coat. butthole its been a BIT more fun than watching the paint dry. But seriously, you do need to step up your troll skills before your next attempt. And try to throw in something funny for entertainments sake, who knows, we might even keep you next time.

awwww you mean I can't keep it moon?

buttholesandwich · Post by **buttholesandwich** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 3:55 pm

Snow wrote:well the paints almost dry, time to give it another coat. butthole its been a BIT more fun than watching the paint dry. But seriously, you do need to step up your troll skills before your next attempt. And try to throw in something funny for entertainments sake, who knows, we might even keep you next time.

lmfao. What did I say? You guys are as predictable as Newtonian freefall.

Anyways, sorry, bro, you're still using the same cliche' and recycled attempts at making yourself feel like less of a pile of shit.

Try again, bro. You'll get it soon. I totally believe in you.

lol

delle · Post by **delle** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 4:53 pm

Sigh.

I used to so love this kind of banterâ€¦ Watching the shit fling here and there with clever little jabs and word plays.

Ah. Those were the days.

Used to be it was clever tho. And then it was entertainment. This is more like watching someone verbally masturbate. Someone somewhat disappointingly small and inadequate and not nearly as cool to watch as he thinks he is.

I guess Iâ€™ve watched too much of this kind of shit for it to excite me much anymore.

I may have to have a little cry for my insensitivity now. (you bad, bad man you!!!)

....still, I'll continue to watch in the hopes it'll pick up....

buttholesandwich · Post by **buttholesandwich** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 5:04 pm

delle wrote:Sigh.

I used to so love this kind of banterâ€¦ Watching the shit fling here and there with clever little jabs and word plays.

Ah. Those were the days.

Used to be it was clever tho. And then it was entertainment. This is more like watching someone verbally masturbate. Someone somewhat disappointingly small and inadequate and not nearly as cool to watch as he thinks he is.

I guess Iâ€™ve watched too much of this kind of shit for it to excite me much anymore.

I may have to have a little cry for my insensitivity now. (you bad, bad man you!!!)

....still, I'll continue to watch in the hopes it'll pick up....

Sup, bro? How are you doing?

Anyways, I totally recognize that you see me as a threat to your own ego, given the clear difference in worldviews between us (e.g. you're a mooching hippie faggot, I am not), so you feel the need to test yourself by jumping in the water and seeing if you're able to swim. You feel the need to defend your lifestyle from my vehemence in order to remain, at least for the moment, at ease with it.

Nonetheless, I'd like to refer to you a previous post of mine, made here today, actually, in reply to someone else:

buttholesandwich wrote:And yes, yes, in your desperate vye to appear unphased you come up with the classic "Oh, well I'm just teasing the troll. He doesn't REALLY get to me or anything" or, if you get a little more clever, the old "Man, trolls of the past were a lot better than this" defensive tactics.

I commend on you taking a more clever route than Snow, but cannot commend you for originality or unpredictability. Nonetheless, I wish you the best as you now try to clench your cheeks to avoid getting buttraped any further.

delle · Post by **delle** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 5:29 pm

Still with the wank.

You must be getting a little chafed there, bud.

Roberto Dobbisano · Post by **Roberto Dobbisano** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 5:58 pm

i believe butthole's real name is alexander...

just a guess...

http://www.last.fm/user/aczysz

adam link · Post by **adam link** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 6:05 pm

easy enough to see if the ip matches port richey, florida.

Snowah Zark · Post by **Snowah Zark** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 6:10 pm

i think we have a weiner, i mean winner.

http://sexydecoy.livejournal.com/profile

http://complainiac.tumblr.com/

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 6:11 pm

game.set.match.

Post by **Sham** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 7:22 pm

Without any mud throwing, I would like to say that having the OP post this kind of stuff here is just a discourteous thing to do. This is for newcomers to be greeted.

For my daily job, I have hired lots of people to work for me and have become very good at seeing key indicators in people which will let me know how they will work out over the long term. I ask subjective questions that don't appear to have anything to do with the job, just to see the thought process in working things out. How do people work under pressure and are they full of crap.

I have seen, read and learned enough about the poster butthole, to know that he simply will never hold even a meanial job for more than 6 months. I don't wish this on him, it's just a fact. He appears to be very young and most likely lives at home with his mother. His father is no longer in the picture. Every job that will be lost, wil be someone else's fault---usually a jerk of a boss. His mom will always console him and take his side. He will eventually find a wife who does the same and spend most of his life drifting from job to job, always ending up with "bad bosses" who he can't work for. Most of this attitude comes from his mom's coddling of him. He is somewhat educated and got B grades in school.

At this point, there is not much that can be done. His power comes from annonymous postings, prank phone calls and stalking. There is really nothing else in his world. These postings are his power and his mom enables it.

I have told so many people over the years, that coming to Burning Man will be life altering. It's not for everyone however, especially butthole. He would be out of his comfort zone of his basement bedroom, and would have to go home within hours of arriving. The real world will always be a dark and scary place for him, but mom will be there for him.

I would give him a very polite job interview, but he simply would never get a job with me. His station in life, I'm sorry to say, is fast food joints and Walmart stocker.

I really wish I could offer some constructive advice here, but thanks to that coddled upbringing, he is doomed.

The only thing I am having trouble pinning down is the exact age. I say between 14 and 23.

Post by **AntiM** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 7:34 pm

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