The Clown Problem

Post by **Eric** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 11:34 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:what i really love is if you google 'clown problem" / images you come up with eric's face as the fifth hit.

*BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*

I win.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 6:22 pm

Dr. Pyro wrote:You bozos can say what you want, but I often dress up in my clown costume and hang out in crawl spaces.

Didn't you perform for the jcs a couple of years ago?

Punctuation

Mosin · Post by **Mosin** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 11:54 pm

â€œTo me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.â€

junglesmacks · Post by **junglesmacks** » Sun Nov 14, 2010 1:00 pm

Eric wrote:
Simon of the Playa wrote:what i really love is if you google 'clown problem" / images you come up with eric's face as the fifth hit.
*BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*

I win.

Ohhhh myyyyyyyyyyy goddddddddddddddddddddddd.. wow. This pretty much fucking kicks ass. Congrats..

lucky.bastard · Post by **lucky.bastard** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 3:50 pm

"what i really love is if you google 'clown problem" / images you come up with eric's face as the fifth hit."

i had to check... sorry i doubted you.

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 4:27 pm

For those afraid of balloons

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Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 1:21 pm

From Best of Craigslist:

Seeking Adult Drunk Clown for 30th Birthday party

We need an Adult Drunk Clown who is good at getting drunk and stupid. No need to do any clown tricks, just hang out and drink a shit load. We will be hopping around to different bars and want a clown to tag a long and drink heavely. He doesn't even need to socialize with anyone, just drink.

the birthday is on Friday, Sept. 5th in Bucktown. Oh, did I mention that the clown needs to get shitfaced. Don't worry, we will purchase all the drinks.

.

snake · Post by **snake** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 1:52 pm

wow we know a famous person...congrats eric!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 3:02 pm

ygmir wrote:and still, no one pulls the "Kinko" card............

am I alone, in this wilderness?

ok then...........

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Aiee! It burns! · Post by **Aiee! It burns!** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 4:23 pm

Nambla?

Post by **Eric** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 6:24 pm

Nambla would never wear an outfit that tacky.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat Dec 18, 2010 6:38 pm

i beg to differ.

Post by **Eric** » Sat Dec 18, 2010 9:29 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:i beg to differ.

Nope. Stand by what I said- not tacky. Classic clown. The stuff dreams (or nightmares) are made of. I'm still shocked at how often he got picked up dressed like that.

The dude in the video looks like he went shopping at the Budget Clown Store & hit the discount rack.

Liz Estrada · Post by **Liz Estrada** » Sat Dec 18, 2010 9:38 pm

Post by **Eric** » Sat Dec 18, 2010 9:49 pm

Always loved the candle look, but my favorite is the black "Elizabethan" outfit. Never understood how he kept from sweating his make-up off.

He's also one of the people who told me how much I'd love Burning Man, way back when.

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Tue Dec 21, 2010 1:30 pm

A billion years ago, my brother and I used to torture truckers on the CB radio with our character "Kranky, The Methamphetamine Clown".

Enjoy:

http://krankytheklown.tripod.com/cranky.htm

snake · Post by **snake** » Tue Dec 21, 2010 1:59 pm

oh and georgie boy was alive then!

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Dec 21, 2010 2:34 pm

Mister Jellyfish Mister wrote:A billion years ago, my brother and I used to torture truckers on the CB radio with our character "Kranky, The Methamphetamine Clown".

Enjoy:

http://krankytheklown.tripod.com/cranky.htm

jelly, you are a deviant fuck, aren't you...

thats why i like you

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Tue Dec 21, 2010 4:19 pm

Eric, should we ever meet in person remind me to spin you my tales of Nambla and I when we were in ACT UP/San Francisco and Queer Nation.

Post by **Eric** » Tue Dec 21, 2010 5:13 pm

Iso- I'd actually enjoy that.

I didn't meet him until the mid-90's in the club scene, probably at Klubstitute. I only know I met him before Product, but I didn't really get to know him until the late 90's.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Dec 22, 2010 10:03 am

Aren't clowns scary enough?

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Dec 22, 2010 10:10 am

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Dec 22, 2010 3:13 pm

Jack Nicholson Joker
Cesar Romero Joker
Joker
Simpsons Clown
?
?
?
?
Jack in the Box
?
?
?
Ronald McDonald

Post by **Eric** » Wed Dec 22, 2010 3:37 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:Jack Nicholson Joker
Cesar Romero Joker
Joker
Krusty
?
?
"Pennywise" from Stephen Kings "It"
"Billy" from Saw
Jack in the Box
?
Homey
?
Ronald McDonald

Bounce530 · Post by **Bounce530** » Wed Dec 22, 2010 3:42 pm

Eric wrote:
Ugly Dougly wrote:Jack Nicholson Joker
Cesar Romero Joker
Joker
Krusty
?
?Capt. Spaulding- House of 1000 Corpses
"Pennywise" from Stephen Kings "It"
"Billy" from Saw
Jack in the Box
?
Homey
?
Ronald McDonald

Bounce530 · Post by **Bounce530** » Wed Dec 22, 2010 3:48 pm

Maybe between Krusty and Capt. Spaulding might be the clown from Poltergeist..??

TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Wed Dec 22, 2010 3:53 pm

Jack Nicholson Joker
Cesar Romero Joker
Dead guy Joker
Krusty the clown
?
House of 1000 corpses guy
IT clown
Saw clown
jack in the box
jack in the box
homey the clown
Bill Gacy
Ronald McDonald

shykat · Post by **shykat** » Wed Dec 22, 2010 3:55 pm

Jack Nicholson Joker
Cesar Romero Joker
Heath Ledger as joker from dark knight
Simpsons Clown Krusty the clown
?
Captain Spaulding from house of a 1000 corpse
bozoo the clown
billy from saw movies
Jack in the Box
Homey D. Clown from in living color
?
John Wayne Gacy, Jr
Ronald McDonald

Boijoy · Post by **Boijoy** » Wed Dec 22, 2010 4:01 pm

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Dec 22, 2010 6:17 pm

unicorn beats clown every time.

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The Clown Problem

Seriously?

Re: Seriously?

Brazilian Wax Job?

Kranky The Klown

Re: Kranky The Klown

the Scariest clown ever.