whats with the buttholesandwich

LoveLight · Post by **LoveLight** » Mon Nov 15, 2010 11:05 pm

my gosh Ive never read such angry mixed up crap..someone gets online takes the time to register and abuses people...why fucking bother...

"Too scared to address me directly?"

with these type of quotes did he come here looking for a fight?
doesnt he get laid enuff and maybe he is frustrated?
how could one be bothered to abuse a group of strangers?
did he go to BM last year and couldnt get laid?

WTF????????????????????

moonrise · Post by **moonrise** » Mon Nov 15, 2010 11:13 pm

Don't provoke them...they clog our eyeballs and waste our brain time!

LL, let damage control deal with them...calm down, go to one of the bars!

They'll comfort you.

Tifya · Post by **Tifya** » Mon Nov 15, 2010 11:16 pm

The only thing to do with trolls is give them a single piece of your mind, good or bad, and then move on with your life. They'll only get fat and content off any more than that, and with enough people they'll do it for all of the singular responses.

TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Mon Nov 15, 2010 11:28 pm

It happens, now and then. They normally dig their own grave...but I think he shot himself in the head, with a certain comment. Or at least I hope he did..

LoveLight · Post by **LoveLight** » Tue Nov 16, 2010 12:11 am

Moonrise, Tifya, Tomservo....

Yes I know your right..just was a little shocked..Im use to trolls on yahoo answers where I've been playing for years..but this has surprised me..

Im going to a bar now...drink...drink..
xxx

moonrise · Post by **moonrise** » Tue Nov 16, 2010 12:19 am

Good idea!

that one got it's legs cut off...a good warning to more that might try to waste our valuable time

Post by **Eric** » Tue Nov 16, 2010 12:24 am

Don't even bother answering them- underneath their name (when they post) are 3 "smiley face" icons- the middle one is the infamous "plonk" button, also known as "ignore user". When some like lame-ass posts and you can tell from the first post they're going to do nothing but troll, plonk them. Answering encourages them and does nothing for you. Really, it doesn't.

You can also plonk anyone else who annoys you, and, if at a future date you decide to un-plonk them you can just "view posts with ignored users" and un-plonk using the same middle button.

I've done both- I see no reason to shy away from plonking someone, just like I see no reason to not to ignore someone who annoys me at the Burn itself.

Post by **Sham** » Tue Nov 16, 2010 1:25 am

These posters are usually very young guys. This one left very clear tracks with his IP address back to his mom's house in Florida. This one is a bit older at 25 years old, which is pathetic.
They are mostly bored, socially awkward boys who crave attention that is not given to them elsewhere.
For some reason, I imagine them wanking to the angry replies that they get. This replaces their lack of a date.
Even this type of posting here encourages them, and the best way to handle them is for dead silence. Once someone gives them a "piece of their mind" and replies, they get a little woody and post again.
This was the angiest young misfit that I have ever seen. Hopefully after he gets his first real girlfriend, (not the latex kind with the perpetual surprised look on thier face) he will calm down.
Eric's advice is the best--- ignore them.

bx1 · Post by **bx1** » Tue Nov 16, 2010 1:38 am

I'm guessin some hippy burner chick dissed him so he came on here to let out some anger...

...Unlike me, I just hate hippies mainly because they will be useless in the coming zombie apocalypse.

SilverOrange · Post by **SilverOrange** » Tue Nov 16, 2010 5:12 am

bx1 wrote:...Unlike me, I just hate hippies mainly because they will be useless in the coming zombie apocalypse.

You gotta have something to use as bait, and I've heard those zombies hone right in on the smell of unwashed hippie mixed with patchouli.

Post by **AntiM** » Tue Nov 16, 2010 5:45 am

This does not belong in Introductions. Also, we try not to discuss users specifically, so I am glad to see the conversation has migrated to trolls in general.

I'm moving this to Open Discussions.

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Tue Nov 16, 2010 6:28 am

Aw shit, what'd i do now?

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Tue Nov 16, 2010 1:37 pm

LoveLight wrote:Moonrise, Tifya, Tomservo....

Yes I know your right..just was a little shocked..Im use to trolls on yahoo answers where I've been playing for years..but this has surprised me..

Im going to a bar now...drink...drink..
xxx

I think Moonrise may have been referring to one of the eplaya bars, where you are always welcome.

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Tue Nov 16, 2010 2:15 pm

PS: This is also a good place to post.

FireMoose - Get that sandwich outta there! EWWWW

bx1 · Post by **bx1** » Tue Nov 16, 2010 3:18 pm

SilverOrange wrote:
bx1 wrote:...Unlike me, I just hate hippies mainly because they will be useless in the coming zombie apocalypse.
You gotta have something to use as bait, and I've heard those zombies hone right in on the smell of unwashed hippie mixed with patchouli.

You'd think right? However I've already tried to use dirty hippies as zombie fodder with no success. As best I can tell, zombies and dirty hippy smell is very similar; many zombies end up just thinking the hippies are zombies too and don't go after them right away. The hippies eventually get eaten of course, but still, they are not the best bait.

Boijoy · Post by **Boijoy** » Tue Nov 16, 2010 3:22 pm

isn't there a Hippies vs Zombies thread here some where?

Boijoy · Post by **Boijoy** » Tue Nov 16, 2010 3:26 pm

VS

your RIGHT.. except for the tie dye they are the same!
wow.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Nov 16, 2010 4:42 pm

bx1 wrote:
SilverOrange wrote:
bx1 wrote:...Unlike me, I just hate hippies mainly because they will be useless in the coming zombie apocalypse.
You gotta have something to use as bait, and I've heard those zombies hone right in on the smell of unwashed hippie mixed with patchouli.
You'd think right? However I've already tried to use dirty hippies as zombie fodder with no success. As best I can tell, zombies and dirty hippy smell is very similar; many zombies end up just thinking the hippies are zombies too and don't go after them right away. The hippies eventually get eaten of course, but still, they are not the best bait.

Silly people, it's not about the patchouli oil. Hippies never have been and never will be favored zombie food. What do zombies like best?

And when do you see hippies showing off that characteristic?

LoveLight · Post by **LoveLight** » Tue Nov 16, 2010 8:12 pm

ooops sorry AntiM and epalya's..wasnt thinking straight when I posted this..have calmed down now..wont do it again..promise..

thanks for the invite to the Bar Artemis...

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Wed Nov 17, 2010 8:24 am

http://www.holytaco.com/how-tll-differe ... nd-zombies

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Nov 17, 2010 9:33 am

LoveLight wrote:ooops sorry AntiM and epalya's..wasnt thinking straight when I posted this..have calmed down now..wont do it again..promise..

thanks for the invite to the Bar Artemis...

Thinking straight? On Eplaya? He-he, that's a good one.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Nov 17, 2010 9:36 am

Ugly Dougly wrote:
LoveLight wrote:ooops sorry AntiM and epalya's..wasnt thinking straight when I posted this..have calmed down now..wont do it again..promise.. :lol:

thanks for the invite to the Bar Artemis...
Thinking straight? On Eplaya? He-he, that's a good one. :)

That would have been funnier if Eric or Jellyfish had said it.

Maybe.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Nov 17, 2010 12:26 pm

Yeah, fishy, I am losing my edge.

buttholegyro · Post by **buttholegyro** » Wed Nov 17, 2010 11:47 pm

Shambala wrote:These posters are usually very young guys. This one left very clear tracks with his IP address back to his mom's house in Florida. This one is a bit older at 25 years old, which is pathetic.
They are mostly bored, socially awkward boys who crave attention that is not given to them elsewhere.
For some reason, I imagine them wanking to the angry replies that they get. This replaces their lack of a date.
Even this type of posting here encourages them, and the best way to handle them is for dead silence. Once someone gives them a "piece of their mind" and replies, they get a little woody and post again.
This was the angiest young misfit that I have ever seen. Hopefully after he gets his first real girlfriend, (not the latex kind with the perpetual surprised look on thier face) he will calm down.
Eric's advice is the best--- ignore them.

Totally correct about wanking to the angry replies, but, as is typical for one of your low-grade level of both intellect and salary, wrong about everything else.

I do admit, it is a blast when I get can get middle-aged, insecure, and cowardly twats such as yourself so unbelievably focused on me that you're still venting long after you believe I'm gone. For your type, censorship and banning is the most you can hope for because, when I'm able to reply to your drivel, your confidence and self-assurance are shattered. Any voice of dissent terrifies you and sends you into a spiral of self-doubt and misery.

Oh, and nobody with a real job is impressed by the fact that you get to hire 16-year-olds looking for a summer job, so do us a favor and abandon that ship before it docks. lmao

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 5:23 am

sorry scotto...

Post by **AntiM** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 5:25 am

Moderator note: keep it in this thread, keep it civil, NO THREATS and NO PERSONAL INFORMATION.

If I see a name, address or other information posted, I will delete it.

Threats of death and bodily harm get turned over to an admin for action.

Talk all you want, but keep it in the lines.

Use the fucking ignore button if someone is an ass. Block their PMs to you.

I have better things to do than babysit your silly spats. Grow up.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 5:36 am

shuffle, shuffle.....aw shoot....shucks.....gosh darnit i'm sorry...

i'm taking my morning meds....

there...

nice simon....good simon....simon will behave....

breathe in.....breathe out....repeat....

wow, it worked....i'm in my happy place, dancing to mindless techno.

Post by **AntiM** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 5:53 am

Thank you for your cooperation SOP. Now I don't have to send you into the cornfield.

Nope, wait, wrong movie.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 5:59 am

that movie freaked me out....i cant go thru Nebraska without having a deep sense of foreboding.

Kansas fucks my shit up too.

moonrise · Post by **moonrise** » Sat Nov 27, 2010 11:50 pm

AntiM wrote:Moderator note: keep it in this thread, keep it civil, NO THREATS and NO PERSONAL INFORMATION.

If I see a name, address or other information posted, I will delete it.

Threats of death and bodily harm get turned over to an admin for action.

Talk all you want, but keep it in the lines.

Use the fucking ignore button if someone is an ass. Block their PMs to you.

I have better things to do than babysit your silly spats. Grow up.

Thinking back to the orginal buttholesandwhich troll thread, we kittens were just practicing, but after a few playful days, that little mouse got mouthy and tried to bite!

It was just a matter of time before the big cats came along and did what they could and then mommy cat came and took it out the the sand box.

Thanks mommy cat, AntiM!
Sorry for the headache, we promise to try to keep the troll play to a minimum...glad we have our sand box back, free of mouthy trolls!