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unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 6:12 pm

Ask for a private pat down with a wittness.. If everyone dose this the system will fuck up..

That would be a way for Ugly D to get some action

Post by **Sham** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 6:15 pm

I just booked a flight with 4 connections, just so I can get groped multiple times!

JStep · Post by **JStep** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 6:24 pm

Security Theater FTW.

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 6:49 pm

I just one day, one of those TSA perverts would have enough to choke his chicken over for a life time..

Give a sex offender a job..

JStep · Post by **JStep** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 6:52 pm

unjonharley wrote:I just one day, one of those TSA perverts would have enough to choke his chicken over for a life time..

Give a sex offender a job..

That's why they don't use them in the UK anymore, security wonks perving out to little girls in the scanner.

Operation whitewash in full effect.

TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 7:44 pm

Get rid of personal scanners, and have everyone travel naked. They can open body painting booths , next to the airport bars.....they still have bars don't they?

Or...just wear a kilt.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 7:48 pm

TSA is fucking looney...wait till the holidaze hits. Well the economy is tanking anyway....hopefully the pilots association will start growing some kahoochies.

Snow · Post by **Snow** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 9:29 pm

I'm waiting in airport right now, just came through security, no scanners here yet and no gropes for me.

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cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 11:13 pm

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Post by **Sham** » Fri Nov 19, 2010 5:27 am

If the writers of our constitution were to come back and see what the state of the U.S. was in now, they would be apalled at the outright nazi gestapo state that our government is subjecting us to. They are hiring low level workers and giving them badges. If you question them, you are considered a problem and can be arrested and fined or sentenced to jail. The guy who didn't want to be groped by the TSA, and used the now infamous line, "if you touch my junk, I will have you arrested", was himself arrested and will face an $11,000 fine for simply standing up to one of these badged bullies.
The TSA needs to go. It is run by political appointees and not professionals.

Dork · Post by **Dork** » Fri Nov 19, 2010 5:51 am

I wonder what it would take to get something to show up on the scanner - for example, sewing something into a shirt that isn't visible from the outside and doesn't contain any metal but shows up as "Fuck the TSA" on the scanner.

Is it just bouncing off water or something?

I've seen the scanners in Vegas but it's usually just one lane and they let people pick the lane they want. So uh, pretty much useless.

Post by **AntiM** » Fri Nov 19, 2010 6:32 am

http://www.redstate.com/erick/2010/11/1 ... a-outrage/

Post by **AntiM** » Fri Nov 19, 2010 6:36 am

In the 70s, as we were leaving Shiraz, I was patted down by an old granny in a chador. She wasn't shy about the squeezing. It was my period and I was wearing a pad, I had to explain to the translator what she was feeling between my legs. I was 16, and you'd think it would have been traumatizing, but it was weirdly funny.

Post by **Sham** » Fri Nov 19, 2010 6:50 am

I have a new slogan for them:
TSA: The S Stands For Stupid

I know we can work up some really good ones here.

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Fri Nov 19, 2010 7:41 am

Dork wrote:I wonder what it would take to get something to show up on the scanner - for example, sewing something into a shirt that isn't visible from the outside and doesn't contain any metal but shows up as "Fuck the TSA" on the scanner.

Is it just bouncing off water or something?

I've seen the scanners in Vegas but it's usually just one lane and they let people pick the lane they want. So uh, pretty much useless.

There are metal sheets in hoby stores. They are so thin you can sew them with a machine.

EVERYONE JUST DEMAND A PRIVATE PAT DOWN WITH A WITTNESS..

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Fri Nov 19, 2010 7:47 am

Even copy machines have a chip the keeps everything copyed in it..???????wtf

Come here child.. I want take some pron shots.. It's OK the gov likes me..

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Nov 19, 2010 7:53 am

Shambala wrote:I have a new slogan for them:
TSA: The S Stands For Stupid

I know we can work up some really good ones here.

oh, i thought it was Totally Shitty Attitude...

Trash Sucking Assholes?

Terrible Screening Assistants?

Turd Smelling Associates?

or how about a collection of the weakest links, recently hired and trained, most with just a high school education, and seemingly all with a power trip once taken out of the trailer park and into the airports wearing a badge.

most aren't fit to lick my boots.

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Fri Nov 19, 2010 7:55 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:
most aren't fit to lick my boots.[/size]

But really, who is?

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Nov 19, 2010 7:59 am

b***h***s***w**h edited for antiM....

Post by **Sham** » Fri Nov 19, 2010 12:30 pm

I just got this e-mail with the solution to the whole TSA issue. Yes, it's a cut and paste but it works!
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The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners at the airports.

It's a booth you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you. They see this as a win-win for everyone, with none of the whining about racial profiling. It also would eliminate the costs of long and expensive trials. Justice would be swift. Case closed!

You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system: "Attention standby passengers â€” we now have a seat available on flight number ____. Shalom."

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Fri Nov 19, 2010 12:50 pm

Shambala wrote:I just got this e-mail with the solution to the whole TSA issue. Yes, it's a cut and paste but it works!
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The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners at the airports.

It's a booth you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you. They see this as a win-win for everyone, with none of the whining about racial profiling. It also would eliminate the costs of long and expensive trials. Justice would be swift. Case closed!

You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system: "Attention standby passengers â€” we now have a seat available on flight number ____. Shalom."

Snort, ROTFLMAO

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Nov 19, 2010 1:26 pm

unjonharley wrote:Ask for a private pat down with a wittness.. If everyone dose this the system will fuck up..

That would be a way for Ugly D to get some action

Does hatred come easy for you?

Post by **Sham** » Fri Nov 19, 2010 1:29 pm

Does this guy with his hand up the other guys crotch look like a pervert to anyone? Check out the look on his face. I feel fucking safe!

Post by **Eric** » Fri Nov 19, 2010 1:48 pm

Shambala wrote:Does this guy with his hand up the other guys crotch look like a pervert to anyone? Check out the look on his face.

Not to me he doesn't. I usually have a very different look on my face when..... oh, never-mind....

SilverOrange · Post by **SilverOrange** » Fri Nov 19, 2010 3:43 pm

Shambala wrote:Does this guy with his hand up the other guys crotch look like a pervert to anyone? Check out the look on his face. I feel fucking safe!

Are you sure he's not trying to turn that guy into a puppet?

lucky420 · Post by **lucky420** » Fri Nov 19, 2010 3:56 pm

Ya know I haven't had a date in awhile...maybe I should just book a flight somewhere

Thecatman · Post by **Thecatman** » Fri Nov 19, 2010 4:04 pm

Shambala wrote:I just booked a flight with 4 connections, just so I can get groped multiple times.

I like what Dork says "Fuck the TSA."
And unjohn: "Have a witness."
Kinda funny, when I write TSA, it comes out as a misspelled word.

Next month my wife's mother is having kidney surgery in Pennsylvania, so she'll flying there to be with her. I may go as well, just to be with my wife, in case her mom don't make it.
Our tentative arrangement is Reno-Allentown via Denver/DC. Chicago/Denver returning. We are NOT leaving the boarding areas in the connecting cities unless we HAVE change terminals to get the next flight. Then we will have to be groped again.
The last time I flew was one way from Philadelphia to Reno in June of 03.

Post by **Sham** » Fri Nov 19, 2010 5:07 pm

I heard that little kids are not longer playing "doctor" with each other, they are playing "TSA"!

There is a 9/11 surcharge on every ticket now to pay for all this TSA foolishness. If I'm paying for a hand job, I really expect a release--dammit!

Post by **Elderberry** » Fri Nov 19, 2010 5:34 pm

Shambala wrote:I just got this e-mail with the solution to the whole TSA issue. Yes, it's a cut and paste but it works!
**********************************
The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners at the airports.

It's a booth you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you. They see this as a win-win for everyone, with none of the whining about racial profiling. It also would eliminate the costs of long and expensive trials. Justice would be swift. Case closed!

You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system: "Attention standby passengers â€” we now have a seat available on flight number ____. Shalom."

LOL. Actually, that's not a bad idea, if the technology really were available to do this. I'm betting it would only get exploded one time--then once word gets around, I'm thinking there will be an extremely high deterrent value with this method.

Then we'd have to start worrying more about freight shipments, like toner cartridges or whatever else they think to put explosives in.

JK

Post by **Sham** » Sat Nov 20, 2010 1:45 am

AntiM wrote:In the 70s, as we were leaving Shiraz, I was patted down by an old granny in a chador. She wasn't shy about the squeezing. It was my period and I was wearing a pad, I had to explain to the translator what she was feeling between my legs. I was 16, and you'd think it would have been traumatizing, but it was weirdly funny.

Everything makes perfect sense now. Who needs psychiatrists when we have eplaya!

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