Rites of Passages are Elitist.

Funkpocket · Post by **Funkpocket** » Thu Sep 09, 2010 9:06 pm

Are Rites of Passages Elitist? Maybe that's why they work so well for religion. How about psychedelics? Rites of Passage? Elitist? DMT?

Inside jokes are Rites of Passage.

Bye Bye Bacon!

Post by **AntiM** » Fri Sep 10, 2010 12:11 pm

Oh, okay.

Parasitoid · Post by **Parasitoid** » Fri Sep 10, 2010 12:18 pm

One person's pedestal is another person's toilet i suppose.

Kinetik V · Post by **Kinetik V** » Fri Sep 10, 2010 12:19 pm

Yawn! Next thread. Heck playing Farmville sounds appealing about now.

Post by **Eric** » Fri Sep 10, 2010 12:25 pm

Totally elitist. I mean who's ever heard of anyone but rich white people being born, getting married* or dying?

*Void where the majority doesn't approve of your partner due to race, creed or sexual preferance

Here and there · Post by **Here and there** » Mon Nov 22, 2010 1:55 am

Funkpocket wrote:Are Rites of Passages Elitist?

I've heard that complaints about elitism are elitist.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Mon Nov 22, 2010 6:45 am

Anyone that actually buys those big fucking jugs of mayonnaise from Cosco is an elitist.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Mon Nov 22, 2010 6:50 am

i'm too elitest to be concerned with your concerns.

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Mon Nov 22, 2010 8:10 am

I elate yer mother the other night.

Post by **Elderberry** » Mon Nov 22, 2010 9:23 am

oneeyeddick wrote:Anyone that actually buys those big fucking jugs of mayonnaise from Cosco is an elitist.

Are you sure that they just don't like mayonnaise?

JK

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Mon Nov 22, 2010 10:13 pm

you are gonna need one of those jugs(empty) when you finally blow your wad.

Boojum · Post by **Boojum** » Fri Jan 07, 2011 7:58 pm

Eric wrote:Totally elitist. I mean who's ever heard of anyone but rich white people being born, getting married* or dying?

*Void where the majority doesn't approve of your partner due to race, creed or sexual preferance

.... and circumcision. Oy Vey!

Post by **Elderberry** » Fri Jan 07, 2011 9:48 pm

Here's a novel idea... http://www.menarchepartiesrus.com/

JK

The Hustler · Post by **The Hustler** » Fri Jan 28, 2011 8:18 am

jkisha wrote:
oneeyeddick wrote:Anyone that actually buys those big fucking jugs of mayonnaise from Cosco is an elitist.
Are you sure that they just don't like mayonnaise?

JK

Mayonnaise is the only reason to dislike the French. Barf.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Fri Jan 28, 2011 8:33 am

jkisha wrote:
oneeyeddick wrote:Anyone that actually buys those big fucking jugs of mayonnaise from Cosco is an elitist.
Are you sure that they just don't like mayonnaise?

JK

I'm too elitist for mayo, I prefer miracle whip

Post by **Elderberry** » Fri Jan 28, 2011 8:43 am

Sail Man wrote:
jkisha wrote:
oneeyeddick wrote:Anyone that actually buys those big fucking jugs of mayonnaise from Cosco is an elitist.
Are you sure that they just don't like mayonnaise?

JK
I'm too elitist for mayo, I prefer miracle whip

LOL both you and John. I hate miracle whip.

JK

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jan 28, 2011 9:56 am

Super Evil Brian wrote:
jkisha wrote:
oneeyeddick wrote:Anyone that actually buys those big fucking jugs of mayonnaise from Cosco is an elitist.
Are you sure that they just don't like mayonnaise?

JK
Mayonnaise is the only reason to dislike the French. Barf.

Mayonnaise is the first in a long line of reasons to dislike the French.

The CO · Post by **The CO** » Fri Jan 28, 2011 10:36 am

What about French-speaking Belgians? They put mayo on everything.

The Hustler · Post by **The Hustler** » Fri Jan 28, 2011 11:07 am

The CO wrote:What about French-speaking Belgians? They put mayo on everything.

Begians are awesome, they invented french fries and have the most brutal one-day bike race of the season, Paris-Roubiax.

I have no problems with the French, we would be screwed without them -- probably still a part of the UK or Spain.

And the French RIOT in the streets when their government tries to make them work more than 32 hours a week. I don't mean a bunch of dirty rich-kid hipsters with signs, they break shit and light shit on fire.

How can anyone not love that?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jan 28, 2011 3:22 pm

Something about the way that they talk through their nose. And then they surrendered to the germans in the 1870s because they didn't like the Paris Commune and then spent years bitching about losing Alsace Lorraine.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Jan 28, 2011 3:32 pm

a rite of passage for vegetarians.

Marscrumbs · Post by **Marscrumbs** » Fri Jan 28, 2011 9:02 pm

Everybody is born, everybody dies. All others are optional.

themightyaghabheegy · Post by **themightyaghabheegy** » Sat Feb 05, 2011 8:01 pm

Marscrumbs wrote:Everybody is born, everybody dies. All others are optional.

except pooping

that's kind of a right of passage...

The Hustler · Post by **The Hustler** » Mon Mar 07, 2011 2:34 pm

Super Evil Brian wrote:
jkisha wrote:
oneeyeddick wrote:Anyone that actually buys those big fucking jugs of mayonnaise from Cosco is an elitist.
Are you sure that they just don't like mayonnaise?

JK
Mayonnaise is the only reason to dislike the French. Barf.

Besides, elitist pretentious people like me know home-made mixes of horseradish mustard with some added mustard seeds and extra horseradish are far superior.

The Hustler · Post by **The Hustler** » Mon Mar 07, 2011 2:36 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Something about the way that they talk through their nose. And then they surrendered to the germans in the 1870s because they didn't like the Paris Commune and then spent years bitching about losing Alsace Lorraine.

Everyone knows Dr. Dre orchestrated that to change the course of history to sell records, before starting Burning Man.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Mar 07, 2011 2:49 pm

Super Evil Brian wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:Something about the way that they talk through their nose. And then they surrendered to the germans in the 1870s because they didn't like the Paris Commune and then spent years bitching about losing Alsace Lorraine.
Everyone knows Dr. Dre orchestrated that to change the course of history to sell records, before starting Burning Man.

REally! That's what I get for taking my history from books. Lies, lies, lies!

TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Mon Mar 07, 2011 7:44 pm

Super Evil Brian wrote:
The CO wrote:What about French-speaking Belgians? They put mayo on everything.
Begians are awesome, they invented french fries and have the most brutal one-day bike race of the season, Paris-Roubiax.

I have no problems with the French, we would be screwed without them -- probably still a part of the UK or Spain.

And the French RIOT in the streets when their government tries to make them work more than 32 hours a week. I don't mean a bunch of dirty rich-kid hipsters with signs, they break shit and light shit on fire.

How can anyone not love that?

Dont tell me you like Lance Armstrong! I kicked his ass in middle school..and I hated fighting! We went to Bowman middle school together in Plano, TX. He was a spineless Bully...LOL! And I hope it was me who perfected his nose.

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Mon Mar 07, 2011 11:03 pm

oneeyeddick wrote:Anyone that actually buys those big fucking jugs of mayonnaise from Cosco is an elitist.

Obviously, you've never been to a mayonnaise wrestling party,,,,

Well fuck,,,, I guess that's an elitist statement is it not? DAMMIT!

The Hustler · Post by **The Hustler** » Tue Mar 08, 2011 8:13 am

TomServo wrote:
Super Evil Brian wrote:
The CO wrote:What about French-speaking Belgians? They put mayo on everything.
Begians are awesome, they invented french fries and have the most brutal one-day bike race of the season, Paris-Roubiax.

I have no problems with the French, we would be screwed without them -- probably still a part of the UK or Spain.

And the French RIOT in the streets when their government tries to make them work more than 32 hours a week. I don't mean a bunch of dirty rich-kid hipsters with signs, they break shit and light shit on fire.

How can anyone not love that?
Dont tell me you like Lance Armstrong! I kicked his ass in middle school..and I hated fighting! We went to Bowman middle school together in Plano, TX. He was a spineless Bully...LOL! And I hope it was me who perfected his nose.

I never met him and as much as I admire beating cancer and winning the TDF, there are other people who did more in their cycling careers like Eddy Merckx, Mario Cippolini and Marco Pantoni, pardon my bad spelling.

I like Armstrong's bike shop in Austin but that's for the location, awesome employees, service and selection. I can do without the large prints of Armstrong on the wall. The shop's cafe, Juan Pelota (sorta roughly means "one ball") makes a slammin' chai. It has a patio and is in an oddly good location on 4th and Nueces, around the corner from the Pfluger bridge, the bike path and other Austin goodness. (Why did they have to name the path after him? Why no someone else?)

Maybe the cancer made him less of an asshole. I have no idea.

Armstrong personally? I'm neutral and have other things to think about.

The Hustler · Post by **The Hustler** » Tue Mar 08, 2011 8:30 am

Trishntek wrote:
oneeyeddick wrote:Anyone that actually buys those big fucking jugs of mayonnaise from Cosco is an elitist.
Obviously, you've never been to a mayonnaise wrestling party,,,,

Well fuck,,,, I guess that's an elitist statement is it not? DAMMIT!

Or maybe the Tea Party version of "elitist," which is as distorted as "patriotic" and "freedom." I guess anyone who is educated, middle class and wants to live better and have a better community is elitist, but billionares and some lowly millionares are "hard working Americans."

Sometimes being an alcoholic, coke addict legacy Yale grad is OK, but your name has to be Bush. Developing an economic plan that cripples the nation, represses worker's rights, sends jobs overseas while enriching the military industrial complex and the upper 2% on the backs of everyone else is OK also, but your name has to be Reagan.

Mayonnaise is totally elitist, but I'm too ultra elitist to lower myself far enough to be merely "elitist." That's so last season.

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