Fly The Friendly Skys With A Kilt...

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Mon Nov 29, 2010 12:57 pm

There is a movement to start flying with a kilt and no underwear. When they check your junk, they really must touch your junk, interesting.

http://www.boston.com/business/articles ... ests/?camp

the rebbi

geospyder · Post by **geospyder** » Mon Nov 29, 2010 1:20 pm

Don't know about the rest of you that wear kilts but the prospect of sitting on a plane for hours in my kilt is not a pleasant thought. Eight yards of wool is not something you want to sit in for any length of time.

Post by **AntiM** » Mon Nov 29, 2010 1:47 pm

Two words: inappropriate underwear. MyLarry has decided his ruffled lace black and red pettipants are comfy enough to wear under his utilikilt for hours, and strange enough to weird out the pat down person. Utilikilts have enough metal on them to guarantee a pat down.

lonestoner916 · Post by **lonestoner916** » Mon Nov 29, 2010 4:44 pm

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm? ... e=s2i86163

Post by **Sham** » Mon Nov 29, 2010 5:06 pm

geospyder wrote:Don't know about the rest of you that wear kilts but the prospect of sitting on a plane for hours in my kilt is not a pleasant thought. Eight yards of wool is not something you want to sit in for any length of time.

The kilt can be neatly folded and placed in the overhead bin, for safe traveling. A cocktail napkin (no joke intended, I swear) can be placed on the travelers privates for the flight. (one imprinted with "Fly the Friendly Skies")

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Mon Nov 29, 2010 5:15 pm

Don't forget to wear this as part of your holiday traveling ensemble.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Nov 29, 2010 5:42 pm

Isotopia wrote:Don't forget to wear this as part of your holiday traveling ensemble.

dang, I posted an idea like that somewhere else............

Post by **Sham** » Mon Nov 29, 2010 5:54 pm

Fly the Friendly Flies!

TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Mon Nov 29, 2010 6:42 pm

Bonn Scott used to hang a pair of bass beaters under his kilt.

http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri= ... zdg3zThu-s

They do make 5 and 6 yard kilts...and if its well made, the pleats should hold up for a couple hour flight.

can't sit still · Post by **can't sit still** » Mon Nov 29, 2010 8:00 pm

What if they don't do pat downs anymore?

TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Mon Nov 29, 2010 8:14 pm

can't sit still wrote:What if they don't do pat downs anymore?

Read above...

Riverkilt · Post by **Riverkilt** » Wed Dec 15, 2010 5:43 am

I fly kilted all the time - very very comfortable on long flights. Wear a USA Kilts casual model - no metal. Take off the kilt pin before the TSA gig and put it back on after boarding. That's the short post kilt pins not the long pin ones that would freak out TSA.

Have also flown wearing a Utilikilts Survival. Secret to the metal on a Utilikilt is to go through the metal detector sideways.

Wearing underwear defeats the purpose of wearing a kilt for a comfortable flight.

A couple years ago was flying kilted to Maui. A fine looking young flight attendent did the stewardess squat in the aisle just in front of me to talk with a boy in the seat ahead. She was also looking up my kilt and the sun was coming in the window to enhance her viewing pleasure. When she saw what she wanted she smiled, then twisted towards me and spread her knees to show me that she too, was flying in comfort.

A lovely moment for a guy well over 60 at the time.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Dec 15, 2010 8:48 am

I usually wear mine when I fly. Mostly because I usually wear boots with it, and packing all that in a carryon or checked luggage leaves little space for much else.