Why Disneyland is better than Burning Man

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu May 13, 2010 4:39 pm

* You can buy Mickey Mouse hats.
* People are paid to clean up after your sorry tourist ass.
* No damn dust storms.

Boijoy · Post by **Boijoy** » Thu May 13, 2010 4:51 pm

* frozen chocolate covered bannannas.
* cheaper tickets

Thecatman · Post by **Thecatman** » Thu May 13, 2010 9:39 pm

*Don't have a four hour wait for your exodus.....
(At least the last time I went to Disneyland, like, 20 years ago.)
*PIRATE BOAT RIDES

Ugly Dougly wrote:No damn dust storms.

But there is LA smog

flatlander13 · Post by **flatlander13** » Fri May 14, 2010 8:51 am

You can purchase Mouse Hands.....Itâ€™s hard to take yourself seriously when you are wearing Mouse Hands

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Fri May 14, 2010 9:00 am

*it's a small world

LostinReno · Post by **LostinReno** » Fri May 14, 2010 9:31 am

You can now get an alcoholic beverage in the park!

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri May 14, 2010 9:37 am

flatlander13 wrote:You can purchase Mouse Hands.....Itâ€™s hard to take yourself seriously when you are wearing Mouse Hands

Can you whack off using mouse hands? Never tried.

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Fri May 14, 2010 9:47 am

kinda, you use both hands, and kinda fuck yer mouse hands

illy dilly · Post by **illy dilly** » Fri May 14, 2010 2:41 pm

Fire_Moose wrote:kinda, you use both hands, and kinda fuck yer mouse hands

Not sure what to think about that?
Is it kinda like giving your self a "stranger"?
O damn it, now I'm contributing!

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri May 14, 2010 3:26 pm

Is your hand asleep? Damn now that's just weird.

OnceTheDustClears · Post by **OnceTheDustClears** » Fri May 14, 2010 4:06 pm

You can get Goofy.

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Fri May 14, 2010 4:47 pm

It's already rated-G (this discussion excluded) and you don't have to worry about parents fucking it all up by bringing their kids!

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Fri May 14, 2010 9:47 pm

At Disneyland if you try to have sex with Minnie or Micky you will prolly get escorted off the property or arrested.

At Burning Man...

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Sat May 15, 2010 11:57 am

Captain Goddammit wrote:It's already rated-G (this discussion excluded) and you don't have to worry about parents fucking it all up by bringing their kids!

That's it Captain GD! I am so stealing your transom plug and you will sink! Sink into the playa dust I tell you! And me an my boy will just stand by and laugh! Laugh the demented laugh of one's who have truly enjoyed wayyyyy to much sugary cereal courtesy of a real Captain!

muah hah hah hahhhhhhhhh

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Sun May 16, 2010 10:47 am

Oh, it's ON! How DARE you use the REAL Cap'n's name in vain!

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Mon May 17, 2010 8:42 am

*Designated smoking areas

OnceTheDustClears · Post by **OnceTheDustClears** » Mon May 17, 2010 4:59 pm

Captain Goddammit wrote:Oh, it's ON! How DARE you use the REAL Cap'n's name in vain!

Thecatman · Post by **Thecatman** » Sun May 30, 2010 4:34 pm

Tom Sawyer's Island

rangerLEO · Post by **rangerLEO** » Wed Jun 02, 2010 4:15 am

* easier to find a parking spot
* kids having a good time doesn't make adults feel less hard-core
* based on the above, no endless discussion about banning kids
* fireworks show EVERY night
* DPW stays below ground
* everyone is comfortable admitting that they worship a corporate iconic humanoid figure
* better execution of art installations
* management stays below the radar of participants; doesn't seek narcissistic supply from every wide-eyed newb
* a simple, singular theme: fantasyland
* doesn't try to reinvent itself as something 'new' & evolutionary' to mask over 'lamer every year'
* doesn't pretend it's not an event for the mainstream
* more steampunk

Tiahaar · Post by **Tiahaar** » Tue Nov 30, 2010 9:48 pm

Disneyland is better than Burning Man because:
the people are never ever ever naked in public (for very long even if they try) and their colorful clothes are so tasteful.

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Wed Dec 01, 2010 1:15 am

More sex.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Dec 01, 2010 6:36 am

BAS wrote:More sex.

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ah, yer foogin Goofy

TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Wed Dec 01, 2010 8:20 am

Fire_Moose wrote:*it's a small world

We had one of those, but it got blown up...

Disneyland doesn't blow up their attractions.

mudpuppy000 · Post by **mudpuppy000** » Wed Dec 01, 2010 8:43 am

*If you do something stupid and get killed or maimed on a ride, you can sue them
*Restrooms are slightly more pleasant than the blue saunas
*Basketball court inside the Matterhorn
*Walt Disney's frozen head

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Dec 01, 2010 8:53 am

if you stand at the entrance to Frontierland, and look back at the statue of Walt and Mickey............hahhaaa. Walt looks VERY happy.

bluesbob · Post by **bluesbob** » Wed Dec 01, 2010 4:44 pm

I can get a year-round pass.

Sic Pup · Post by **Sic Pup** » Wed Dec 01, 2010 5:07 pm

It really has underground tunnels engineered by Germans.

neon tetra · Post by **neon tetra** » Wed Dec 01, 2010 9:05 pm

Sic Pup wrote:It really has underground tunnels engineered by Germans.

So does Disney.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Dec 01, 2010 9:10 pm

I wonder if there's any evidence, of the project, on the playa, now that it's rained and maybe "settled"?

moonrise · Post by **moonrise** » Wed Dec 01, 2010 9:22 pm

neon tetra wrote:
Sic Pup wrote:It really has underground tunnels engineered by Germans.
So does Disney.

I think that's what sic pup meant, Disney has the tunnels (BM is/was supposed to?

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Disneyland, great place for children...afterall isn't that the audience they built it for? (I have nothing against children at Disneyland or BM, it's just too bad they can't have a few cocktails, those poor kids!)

Also a great place for people who don't like camping.
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Do they have breathtaking aritificial sunrises and sunsets (and moonrises and moonsets) at Disneyland? I didn't notice any.

I think I'll stick with BM; I feel more at home at BM