Reasons why OED's rat testes are better then BM.

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Reasons why OED's rat testes are better then BM.

Post by Fire_Moose » Fri Dec 03, 2010 12:26 pm

  • Easily fit in the mouth

    Cannot produce enough semen at once to cause gagging/choking

    Mush less playa dust

    Brand new frontier

    They are stimulated by lasers

    They're extension is a giant green cock.
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Post by Aiee! It burns! » Fri Dec 03, 2010 1:04 pm

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Post by oneeyeddick » Fri Dec 03, 2010 1:57 pm

you forgot that they are cleaner than Micky Mouse'e balls.

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Post by theCryptofishist » Fri Dec 03, 2010 4:00 pm

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Post by Eric » Fri Dec 03, 2010 5:27 pm

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Post by Isotopia » Sat Dec 04, 2010 2:55 pm

If I could I'd buy two and make a new set of ear rings.

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Post by ygmir » Sun Feb 06, 2011 6:19 am

Eric wrote:I will not joke about low hangers I will not joke about low hangers I will not joke about low hangersI will not joke about low hangers I will not joke about low hangers I will not joke about low hangers I will not joke about low hangers I will not joke about low hangers I will not joke about low hangers I will not joke about low hangers I will not joke about low hangers I will not joke about low hangers I will not joke about low hangers
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Post by magic8ball » Sun Feb 06, 2011 5:54 pm

was poplar song in workers camp for children.
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Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Feb 07, 2011 6:45 pm

More balanced.
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