Buying Empire!

maryanimal · Post by **maryanimal** » Tue Dec 07, 2010 3:46 pm

I vote for Eric for Fashion Police! We need someone to let people know if what they're wearing is a fashion faux pas.

Post by **Eric** » Tue Dec 07, 2010 4:59 pm

gaminwench wrote:... I don't know, Eric... methinks YOU could really work that guy's outfit...

I did work it.

30 years ago.

Which brings me to the next item on the Fashion Police hit list:

White guys in "pimp" suits.

Hey, Mayor Shambala, how big of a jail do I get? Can I use the whole gypsum plant?

Post by **Sham** » Tue Dec 07, 2010 5:10 pm

We can use a wing of the gypsum plant. All cells will have queen size beds!
That's what good Mayors do you know!

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Dec 07, 2010 5:14 pm

http://www.watchcartoononline.com/the-s ... impossible

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Dec 07, 2010 6:35 pm

I just want to sit in the cafe and make remarks as cold and bitter as my coffee all fucking day.

Pretty much what I do in here, in fact.

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Tue Dec 07, 2010 7:01 pm

Oh, honey. Try as you might you are such an undergrad in the Department of Bitterness. You need to belly up to the post-doc lounge.

When you feel up to it give me a call. I tutor.

Rates are reasonable.

TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Tue Dec 07, 2010 7:04 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:I just want to sit in the cafe and make remarks as cold and bitter as my coffee all fucking day.

Pretty much what I do in here, in fact.

Go to Gerlach...they way out bitter iso.

weirdscience · Post by **weirdscience** » Tue Dec 07, 2010 7:07 pm

can i be the dude that sits outside the cafe with a open guitar case playing for extra cash?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Dec 07, 2010 7:12 pm

weirdscience wrote:can i be the dude that sits outside the cafe with a open guitar case playing for extra cash?

first, you gotta do your time in the alley with a cheap wig, red lipstick, and change for a 20.

weirdscience · Post by **weirdscience** » Tue Dec 07, 2010 7:17 pm

.... no ty ?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Dec 07, 2010 7:18 pm

cuffs are optional.

lucky420 · Post by **lucky420** » Tue Dec 07, 2010 7:35 pm

We need a Thelma Lou for ygmir...

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Dec 07, 2010 7:39 pm

forgive my naivete:

who is "Thelma Lou"?

Post by **Sham** » Tue Dec 07, 2010 7:43 pm

lucky420 wrote:We need a Thelma Lou for ygmir...

Maybe Aunt Bea would be more up his alley.

lucky420 · Post by **lucky420** » Tue Dec 07, 2010 7:43 pm

aarrgh you're killing me. Thelma Lou was Barney's true blue love. Of course he dallied a little with Juanita, but Thelma was his #1 gal.

( Empire as Mayberry) now I am ashamed of my nerdiness

Post by **Sham** » Tue Dec 07, 2010 7:46 pm

Oh don't play stupid with us mister!

lucky420 · Post by **lucky420** » Tue Dec 07, 2010 7:47 pm

Thanks Shambala

Thecatman · Post by **Thecatman** » Tue Dec 07, 2010 8:09 pm

C'mon

They eventually got married in Return to Mayberry.

maryanimal · Post by **maryanimal** » Tue Dec 07, 2010 8:10 pm

weirdscience wrote:can i be the dude that sits outside the cafe with a open guitar case playing for extra cash?

That would be great ws...you can be our town troubadore!!

maryanimal · Post by **maryanimal** » Tue Dec 07, 2010 8:14 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:I just want to sit in the cafe and make remarks as cold and bitter as my coffee all fucking day.

Pretty much what I do in here, in fact.

I'd love to have you sit in my cafe fishy. although my coffee will never be bitter! and for you, coffee would be free! Plus you'd have your own booth/table/stool that you can snark and crank at! GREAT! A town character!!

JStep · Post by **JStep** » Tue Dec 07, 2010 8:32 pm

maryanimal wrote:
weirdscience wrote:can i be the dude that sits outside the cafe with a open guitar case playing for extra cash?
That would be great ws...you can be our town troubadore!!

Hmmm, which brings up the whole commerce/commodification issue... Though to be realistic we're going to have to be a commercial culture just to survive... No goods distributor is going to listen to some schpiel about a cashless gift economy....

Either way, busking should definitely be legal, even if you're just collecting swag and mini-bar liquor bottles in your guitar case.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Dec 07, 2010 8:35 pm

Shambala wrote:Oh don't play stupid with us mister!

game, set, match................

Post by **mdmf007** » Tue Dec 07, 2010 8:37 pm

I get to be Mayor or town thug - Boss Hog if you will.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Tue Dec 07, 2010 8:45 pm

I will make sure there is a hammer near every urinal.

(it's good to have options)

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Dec 07, 2010 8:49 pm

oneeyeddick wrote:I will make sure there is a hammer near every urinal.

(it's good to have options)

you know, there's only one:

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ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Dec 07, 2010 8:50 pm

mdmf007 wrote:I get to be Mayor or town thug - Boss Hog if you will.

you'll need to post signs, so proclaiming yourself, above Shambala..........
if, you dare post there, that is...........

maryanimal · Post by **maryanimal** » Tue Dec 07, 2010 8:53 pm

Sham is the self-apppointed mayor, the town thug? are you prepared to have a daily ass-whuppin'?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Dec 07, 2010 8:55 pm

*stands in whuppin line*

maryanimal · Post by **maryanimal** » Tue Dec 07, 2010 8:57 pm

Hey ygmir....what positiion did you want to take in Burnerville? and missionary isn't a choice!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Dec 07, 2010 9:01 pm

dang............

well, I did volunteer to be the town stone cutter, although, village idiot might be more fitting.
And, in real life, I bear a striking resemblance to a famous deputy sheriff.

Buying Empire!

can i run the Casino?