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Post by maryanimal » Tue Dec 07, 2010 9:05 pm

ygmir wrote:dang............


well, I did volunteer to be the town stone cutter, although, village idiot might be more fitting.
And, in real life, I bear a striking resemblance to a famous deputy sheriff.



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We need a stone cutter. Plus a cobbler and a candlestick maker. You don't seem like the village idiot type! I have a few in mind that would be perfect for the job!!
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Post by ygmir » Tue Dec 07, 2010 9:10 pm

thank you. I can be a terror, when provoked.



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Post by mdmf007 » Tue Dec 07, 2010 9:10 pm

I see that, Shambala is mayor. I am town thug...
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Post by ygmir » Tue Dec 07, 2010 9:11 pm

mdmf007 wrote:I see that, Shambala is mayor. I am town thug...
we'll put up posters?............
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Post by maryanimal » Tue Dec 07, 2010 9:15 pm

At my cafe/bakery I'll sell cans of homemade whup-ass!
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Post by FIGJAM » Tue Dec 07, 2010 9:15 pm

Yg gets to be fire cheif.

Hes the only one with the proper tool. :wink:
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Post by maryanimal » Tue Dec 07, 2010 9:19 pm

HHeyyyy that's a good idea! stone cutter AND fire chief!! Plus stump stove maker for the tourists to buy because they're novel but will never use them!
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Post by ygmir » Tue Dec 07, 2010 9:23 pm

I'm hell with a chainsaw............
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Post by ygmir » Tue Dec 07, 2010 9:27 pm

who's gonna be Poppa Smurf?
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Post by Sham » Wed Dec 08, 2010 2:29 am

ygmir wrote:
mdmf007 wrote:I get to be Mayor or town thug - Boss Hog if you will.
you'll need to post signs, so proclaiming yourself, above Shambala..........
if, you dare post there, that is...........
MDMF, you can be the town judge or possibly the person that goes around town and "posts" messages for residents to read. You can take down all unauthorized posts that are pinned up and even get your own signs to put all over town that say, "POST NO BILLS".

Our new little town is shaping up nicely!
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Post by littleflower » Wed Dec 08, 2010 6:39 am

can i be the organic farmer, president of the local PETA chapter, and organizer of political action against our corrupt officials?
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Post by Fire_Moose » Wed Dec 08, 2010 6:57 am

littleflower wrote:can i be the organic farmer, president of the local PETA chapter, and organizer of political action against our corrupt officials?

AKA town dirty ass hippy
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Post by littleflower » Wed Dec 08, 2010 7:13 am

Fire_Moose wrote:
littleflower wrote:can i be the organic farmer, president of the local PETA chapter, and organizer of political action against our corrupt officials?

AKA town dirty ass hippy
that's why i'm perfect, silly .... i'm terrible at organizing anything, and i love taking showers....
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Post by maryanimal » Wed Dec 08, 2010 1:00 pm

We need a town dr. I can also me the medical assistant And I have a few lines memorized...Take two aspirin and call me in the morning....turn your head and cough...you've had that HOW long?...and does it hurt when you do this?...
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Post by thisisthatwhichis » Wed Dec 08, 2010 1:47 pm

maryanimal wrote:We need a town dr. I can also me the medical assistant And I have a few lines memorized...Take two aspirin and call me in the morning....turn your head and cough...you've had that HOW long?...and does it hurt when you do this?...
Don't forget "bend over, honey... this will only take a minute"..... or the other one... *slapping the inside of the thigh*... Scoot down closer, hon....."
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Post by FIGJAM » Wed Dec 08, 2010 2:18 pm

That all sounds like Doc Pyro!

Positions filled. :)
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Post by Bob » Wed Dec 08, 2010 4:52 pm

Anybody need a town Wikileaker?

Want a bite of my Walnetto?

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Post by motskyroonmatick » Wed Dec 08, 2010 5:07 pm

I'll be candle maker and dabble in welding and repair as long as the power is still on.
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Post by ygmir » Wed Dec 08, 2010 5:09 pm

Bob wrote:Anybody need a town Wikileaker?

Want a bite of my Walnetto?

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hey Bob, is Ruth sitting on a relative of yours?
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Post by ibdave » Wed Dec 08, 2010 5:13 pm

So, looks like I'm the Soda Vendor... I'll even be the PBR guy also... 8) 8) :shock:
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Post by maryanimal » Wed Dec 08, 2010 5:35 pm

here's just a sample of the grub that'll be coming out of my cafe!

http://s1209.photobucket.com/albums/cc3 ... 101727.mp4


We do need a soda/beer vender dave! you have the job. Now well need a recycler with all the aluminum cans we'll have! Not too mention glass bottles!
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Post by lonestoner916 » Wed Dec 08, 2010 5:46 pm

Mary, that looks delicious! Is that one of those Ronco rotisserie things? "Just set it and forget it!"
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Post by ygmir » Wed Dec 08, 2010 5:46 pm

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Post by maryanimal » Wed Dec 08, 2010 5:49 pm

lonestoner916 wrote:Mary, that looks delicious! Is that one of those Ronco rotisserie things? "Just set it and forget it!"
yes it is! I've had it for 9 years and I LOOOVE it! If I could I'd bring It to BM!! hehehe
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Post by maryanimal » Wed Dec 08, 2010 5:50 pm

I videod it on my phone but it wouldn't come up as a video in there. Drat the luck!!
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Post by ygmir » Wed Dec 08, 2010 5:52 pm

no worries, if IBDave is in town, and hungry, you'll see it for real.........
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Post by maryanimal » Wed Dec 08, 2010 5:58 pm

Speaking of which, I need to put my buns in the oven. and make some lima beans! My dinner is just about ready!! you all are welcome to share my chicken and my buns!
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Post by Sham » Wed Dec 08, 2010 6:45 pm

We need town prostitutes. Lots of prostitutes. Maybe 50 of them! :shock:
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Post by ygmir » Wed Dec 08, 2010 6:49 pm

maryanimal wrote:Speaking of which, I need to put my buns in the oven. and make some lima beans! My dinner is just about ready!! you all are welcome to share my chicken and my buns!
it's so hard, to be obtuse, and still off color, with a platter such as this.

you, are a sweet person, maryanimal!!
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Post by ibdave » Wed Dec 08, 2010 7:24 pm

Shambala wrote:We need town prostitutes. Lots of prostitutes. Maybe 50 of them! :shock:
I vote Simon Keeper of the Ladies.... 8) 8) 8)
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