Buying Empire!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Dec 08, 2010 7:29 pm

ibdave wrote:
Shambala wrote:We need town prostitutes. Lots of prostitutes. Maybe 50 of them!
I vote Simon Keeper of the Ladies....

yeah, then, the rest of us will be like driving a VW through the Holland Tunnel.........if ya know what I mean.........

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Wed Dec 08, 2010 7:36 pm

ygmir wrote:
ibdave wrote:
Shambala wrote:We need town prostitutes. Lots of prostitutes. Maybe 50 of them!
I vote Simon Keeper of the Ladies....
yeah, then, the rest of us will be like driving a VW through the Holland Tunnel.........if ya know what I mean.........

I don't know what you mean

Could you please demonstrate with an illustration?

maryanimal · Post by **maryanimal** » Wed Dec 08, 2010 7:36 pm

Gee yggy, I haven't the faintest idea about what your saying

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Dec 08, 2010 7:41 pm

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Dec 08, 2010 7:53 pm

ibdave wrote:So, looks like I'm the Soda Vendor... I'll even be the PBR guy also... 8) 8) :shock:

Well, since my choice has been roundly rejected, how about someone dig me some canals and I'll drive the Guinness boat.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Dec 08, 2010 7:54 pm

maryanimal wrote:Not too mention glass bottles!

We can forget about that, deposit won't cover gas money.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Dec 08, 2010 7:55 pm

maryanimal wrote:Speaking of which, I need to put my buns in the oven. and make some lima beans! My dinner is just about ready!! you all are welcome to share my chicken and my buns!

Dang. Um. What was Lonestoner saying about dirty minds?

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Wed Dec 08, 2010 8:17 pm

Can the prostitutes hang out at the maul?

maryanimal · Post by **maryanimal** » Wed Dec 08, 2010 8:20 pm

Well! fishy ah don't hayave a duhty mahnd. ah ayam however gettin' thuh vaypuhs...Oh wayah is a strong mayan when y'all need one?

maryanimal · Post by **maryanimal** » Wed Dec 08, 2010 8:22 pm

ygmir wrote:

Hmmm...can you be a bit more clear ymir?

lucky420 · Post by **lucky420** » Wed Dec 08, 2010 8:39 pm

[quote]...Oh wayah is a strong mayan when y'all need one?

You can probably find some along the Mexican Riviera...I met some in Tulum

lonestoner916 · Post by **lonestoner916** » Wed Dec 08, 2010 8:52 pm

A dirty mind is a terrible to thing to waste, as the saying goes. I'm afraid I have to state my objection to Simon's keeping the ladies, he's entirely too good looking!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Dec 08, 2010 9:20 pm

maryanimal wrote:
ygmir wrote:

Hmmm...can you be a bit more clear ymir?

well, we can be just as clear, as necessary, but, it may become not so "work safe".................

Post by **Eric** » Wed Dec 08, 2010 9:23 pm

Shambala wrote:We need town prostitutes. Lots of prostitutes. Maybe 50 of them!

Okay, in a town made up of Burners how can you tell who the hookers are? Certainly not by the way they dress- sometimes I forget I'm on the playa & think I'm walking past the "working ladies" near my neighborhood in SF. Then there's all those people of all genders giving "it" away.

Our hookers would need specialized skill sets, creativity, and there would have to be both genders represented amongst them.

I'm thinking Cirque Berzerk.

yes, I know they violate my Fashion Police "No Haysi Fantayzee" rule, but I figure they wouldn't be wearing the clothes that much....

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Dec 08, 2010 9:23 pm

maryanimal wrote:Well! fishy ah don't hayave a duhty mahnd. ah ayam however gettin' thuh vaypuhs...Oh wayah is a strong mayan when y'all need one?

depending on interpretation:

Post by **Sham** » Thu Dec 09, 2010 12:17 am

FIGJAM wrote:Can the prostitutes hang out at the maul?

Only if Simon allows it.
We have to think of a name for the position he will be holding as the keeper of the ladies of the night. What do you call someone who holds such and important postion in the town, and will be providing HALF the jobs that are being lost due to the plant closing?

gaminwench · Post by **gaminwench** » Thu Dec 09, 2010 12:28 am

Pimp? Mafioso? Boss?

Post by **Sham** » Thu Dec 09, 2010 12:34 am

As the largest employer of the town, maybe he could be the "Positive Individual Making Progress"!

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Thu Dec 09, 2010 2:16 am

Eric wrote:
Shambala wrote:We need town prostitutes. Lots of prostitutes. Maybe 50 of them!
Okay, in a town made up of Burners how can you tell who the hookers are? Certainly not by the way they dress- sometimes I forget I'm on the playa & think I'm walking past the "working ladies" near my neighborhood in SF. Then there's all those people of all genders giving "it" away.

Our hookers would need specialized skill sets, creativity, and there would have to be both genders represented amongst them.

I'm thinking Cirque Berzerk.

yes, I know they violate my Fashion Police "No Haysi Fantayzee" rule, but I figure they wouldn't be wearing the clothes that much....

Hookers should wear burkas when working, that is how you identify them.

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Thu Dec 09, 2010 6:58 am

Can we build a Lupinara?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Dec 09, 2010 7:21 am

Fire_Moose wrote:Can we build a Lupinara?

you can build anything you want, as far as I'm concerned, anyway.
I don't speak for the mayor, though...........

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Thu Dec 09, 2010 7:47 am

It's not a loompanara....

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Thu Dec 09, 2010 8:37 am

Shambala wrote:
FIGJAM wrote:Can the prostitutes hang out at the maul?

Only if Simon allows it.
We have to think of a name for the position he will be holding as the keeper of the ladies of the night. What do you call someone who holds such and important postion in the town, and will be providing HALF the jobs that are being lost due to the plant closing?[/quot

Sheep herder

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Thu Dec 09, 2010 8:42 am

Maul manager?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Dec 09, 2010 8:42 am

unjonharley wrote:
Shambala wrote:
FIGJAM wrote:Can the prostitutes hang out at the maul?
Only if Simon allows it.
We have to think of a name for the position he will be holding as the keeper of the ladies of the night. What do you call someone who holds such and important postion in the town, and will be providing HALF the jobs that are being lost due to the plant closing?[/quot

Sheep herder

who's got the screen wipes?
hahahahaa

do we have a town curmudgeon?

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Dec 09, 2010 8:51 am

ygmir wrote:

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Dec 09, 2010 8:52 am

Shambala wrote:
FIGJAM wrote:Can the prostitutes hang out at the maul?
Only if Simon allows it.
We have to think of a name for the position he will be holding as the keeper of the ladies of the night. What do you call someone who holds such and important postion in the town, and will be providing HALF the jobs that are being lost due to the plant closing?

ONE LUCKY MOTHERFUCKER

Post by **Sham** » Thu Dec 09, 2010 9:55 am

Shambala wrote:As the largest employer of the town, maybe he could be the "Positive Individual Making Progress"!

It sounds like Simon has accepted the position of town P.I.M.P.
All we need is a uniform for that boy!

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Thu Dec 09, 2010 10:09 am

Sung to the tune of "Mattersville" by NOFX

There's a place where some of choose to live
Gifting community, cops can't come in
A neighborhood for people takin' pills
We're spendin' our golden years in burnerville
We can do whatever we want whenever we please
There's always a keg of beer and a block of cheese
We got disco, raves, dust, hippy invaders, and the Thunderdome

We will grow old together
we will play strip bridge and texas hold 'em
Dick and captain they've still got fireballs
But most of us dust bowl and hear the calls
We may be getting ripe and we ain't dolls

We got a blackboard with some rules and laws

Yggy's got an 18 car garage
Most the cars are smashed but so is spikes
Twice a week a karaoke night
anti M lives next door to me
Limo and the Love's truck stop security
At the end of my cul de sac
Larry Harvey's hat is painted black

We will grow old and fatter
We got our ville nothing else matters
Trashy, mod, and kath are staying up
Nathan, matt, and dad are passing out

When california cracks we're all goin' down

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Dec 09, 2010 10:19 am

sheer genius.

Buying Empire!

are you calling me a pole-lock?