Booby Bar--2011

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Dec 06, 2010 4:02 pm

Ladies and Gentlemen!
It greatly pains me...
...Makes me weep, in fact,
Due to issues outside our control...
Shirtcocker v. Sparkleponies Theme Night
Has been cancelled!

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Mon Dec 06, 2010 4:17 pm

but i heard Daft Punk will be Playing!

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Mon Dec 06, 2010 4:40 pm

But wait!!.... that was my only reason for going to Burningman this year............

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Dec 06, 2010 6:59 pm

Oh please....here's your reason for going this year

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Bounce530 · Post by **Bounce530** » Mon Dec 06, 2010 9:28 pm

Well shit...Now I have to go find some pants...

Post by **AntiM** » Tue Dec 07, 2010 6:35 am

I'm still holding out for Boobs in Space.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Tue Dec 07, 2010 9:06 am

Crap, and I went and got my genitals fluffed and all, not to mention the agony I endured waxing my balls

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Dec 07, 2010 2:59 pm

what are the odds out of vegas right now...

i dare anyone to bet against.

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Wed Dec 08, 2010 4:52 pm

AntiM wrote:I'm still holding out for Boobs in Space.

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Post by **AntiM** » Wed Dec 08, 2010 4:57 pm

Exactly!

Elorrum · Post by **Elorrum** » Wed Dec 08, 2010 7:20 pm

this may just be a media stunt to get us to accept that it's mainly a rave.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Dec 08, 2010 7:43 pm

Elorrum wrote:this may just be a media stunt to get us to accept that it's mainly a rave.

You don't need a media stunt for that! All you need is some of that good old pablum spoon fed to ya.

Roberto Dobbisano · Post by **Roberto Dobbisano** » Thu Dec 09, 2010 9:00 am

SHUT UP AND EAT YOUR PABLUM!

its good for you.

dr.placebo · Post by **dr.placebo** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 10:22 am

Put spme vodka in the pablum. It keeps the baby quiet.

Elorrum · Post by **Elorrum** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 10:00 pm

Roberto Dobbisano wrote:SHUT UP AND EAT YOUR PABLUM!

its good for you.

Drank the kool-aid, eating the pablum.

what's for desert?

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat Dec 11, 2010 6:59 am

unicorn meat pies with sprinkles on top...

duh.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sat Dec 11, 2010 10:34 am

i take a slice of that Simon! yummmmmmmm Meat ...Its whats for dinner!

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat Dec 11, 2010 12:21 pm

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Risky · Post by **Risky** » Sat Dec 11, 2010 12:50 pm

Most Boobies are carnivores.
::goes to the kitchen to ponder recipes for Simon meat::

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat Dec 11, 2010 2:35 pm

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Dec 12, 2010 7:08 am

For the fish...

http://www.instructables.com/id/Brain-C ... heelchair/

Who wants to help?

Elorrum · Post by **Elorrum** » Sun Dec 12, 2010 7:29 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:unicorn meat pies with sprinkles on top...duh.

California stylee... we'll barbeque anything.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Dec 12, 2010 8:31 am

what? no Pickles?

those are zucchini, i can tell, dont try to pass them off as gherkins.

Unicorns + Bacon - Pickle = Two all beef patties + sesame seed bun +lettuce +onion+tomato - Special Sauce.

its like Slaw without Cole.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Dec 12, 2010 8:44 am

ARNING: Electric wheelchairs are designed for trained operators who have practised manoeuvring safely. Electric wheelchairs can weigh upwards of 200 pounds EMPTY! They have no mechanism to stop when they hit a human or an animal, or go off a curb or down stairs or right through a bannister. Make sure no one is in the path of a wheelchair which is not being operated by a human who can operate the OFF switch. Make sure everyone in the vicinity of this Instructable realizes what may happen if they don't get out of the way.

Roberto Dobbisano · Post by **Roberto Dobbisano** » Sun Dec 12, 2010 8:49 am

theCryptofishist wrote:
ARNING: Electric wheelchairs are designed for trained operators who have practised manoeuvring safely. Electric wheelchairs can weigh upwards of 200 pounds EMPTY! They have no mechanism to stop when they hit a human or an animal, or go off a curb or down stairs or right through a bannister. Make sure no one is in the path of a wheelchair which is not being operated by a human who can operate the OFF switch. Make sure everyone in the vicinity of this Instructable realizes what may happen if they don't get out of the way.

EXACTLY!

just remember to keep yelling "timmy" over and over as you break the little ponies fake fur covered legs.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Dec 12, 2010 8:51 am

they shoot ponies, dont they?

fuck-head. · Post by **fuck-head.** » Sun Dec 12, 2010 8:55 am

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Dec 12, 2010 9:59 am

lazerfox · Post by **lazerfox** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 2:08 pm

that is one fancy lookin' stallion

Roberto Dobbisano · Post by **Roberto Dobbisano** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 2:10 pm

Booby Bar--2011

I'll take yer Money...

before the Kool-Aid....

Re: before the Kool-Aid....

a sandwich is a sandwich, but...

Food Math.

in space, no one will hear the ponies scream.

try sleeping NOW!