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Post by maryanimal » Sat Dec 11, 2010 10:31 pm

Yeah I know about low standards Ansgard...
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Post by Roberto Dobbisano » Sun Dec 12, 2010 8:42 am

i think thats a given.


you DO live in Spokane.


nuff' said.
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Post by maryanimal » Sun Dec 12, 2010 2:36 pm

Only in body do I live in Spokane. My spirit is else where.
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Post by adam link » Sun Dec 12, 2010 2:46 pm

A High-Tech Emerging Technology - Genetic Research Zone.


with BROTHELS!


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i need another 50,000.

Post by fuck-head. » Sun Dec 12, 2010 2:48 pm

not to mention the yearly influx of fresh and not so fresh guinea hippies.
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Post by maryanimal » Sun Dec 12, 2010 4:48 pm

We'll have an automated hippy wash. It'll be similar to a car wash.
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Post by Sham » Sun Dec 12, 2010 6:52 pm

maryanimal wrote:We'll have an automated hippy wash. It'll be similar to a car wash.
I know most if not all hippies will not go willingly. We can put a hook on them and drag them through. We can even offer a flea dip at the end. :D
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Post by Thecatman » Sun Dec 12, 2010 7:05 pm

maryanimal wrote:We'll have an automated hippy wash. It'll be similar to a car wash.
Drag them to the human carcass wash.
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Post by maryanimal » Sun Dec 12, 2010 7:10 pm

I see what you mean Sham...like meat hooks with a harness. and we'll lull them into a sense of security by serving free tacos laced with "Special lettuce".
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Post by ygmir » Sun Dec 12, 2010 7:13 pm

don't drag them by the ankles, they'll fill up with dirt!!!
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Post by maryanimal » Sun Dec 12, 2010 7:26 pm

I was also thinking maybe a rotisserie type wash. that way they'll get clean all around and a bidette effect coming from underneath them. AND a waterfall effect pouring down upon them.
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Post by Roberto Dobbisano » Sun Dec 12, 2010 7:29 pm

maryanimal wrote: AND a waterfall effect pouring down upon them.

hippies don't usually respond well to waterboarding.

it's easier to put them into a trance with bad techno.
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Post by ygmir » Sun Dec 12, 2010 7:41 pm

or............

[youtube][/youtube]
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Post by Simon of the Playa » Sun Dec 12, 2010 7:46 pm

we TOLD them not to eat the brown acid, but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, did they listen....

nuh-uh.
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Post by maryanimal » Sun Dec 12, 2010 7:51 pm

ygmir wrote:or............

[youtube][/youtube]
wow ygmir, that video touched my heart *heaving sobs* I felt their pain, Those poor trees, having to stand there in their stoic splender, and have to listen to the crazy hippies.
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Post by ibdave » Sun Dec 12, 2010 9:21 pm

Shambala wrote:
maryanimal wrote:We'll have an automated hippy wash. It'll be similar to a car wash.
I know most if not all hippies will not go willingly. We can put a hook on them and drag them through. We can even offer a flea dip at the end. :D
Have a rainbow over the entrance, that will get them in.. 8) 8) 8)


I wonder how Temple Grandin would design a Hippy wash...? :shock: :roll: :shock:
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Post by Sham » Sun Dec 12, 2010 9:24 pm

maryanimal wrote:I see what you mean Sham...like meat hooks with a harness.
Well, no. I was thinking something like meat hooks that were actual meat hooks. These are hippies we're talking about! Jeesh! :roll:
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Post by Deb Prothero » Sun Dec 12, 2010 9:58 pm

I've lost track of the whole discussion but saw the beginning bits establishing a bit of order.

If no one else has proposed a newspaper, then I'd like to be the fourth estate's representative - someone has to keep the politicians honest and everyone else entertained.

good place to publish Simon's poetry too.
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Post by Simon of the Playa » Sun Dec 12, 2010 10:12 pm

an Astronaut, name was Mathilda
used an air tank instead of a dildah
up in the space station
the entire duration
no wonder no man could've Filled her.
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Post by Deb Prothero » Sun Dec 12, 2010 10:28 pm

mwahhhhhh, Simon
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Post by ygmir » Sun Dec 12, 2010 10:28 pm

it doeth bewilder:
the dilder
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I'd a filled 'er
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Post by Deb Prothero » Sun Dec 12, 2010 10:57 pm

I see there are many wordsmiths in our midst. :D
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Post by moonrise » Mon Dec 13, 2010 12:26 am

What happened to Empire!?!?!!!!

This has gone horribly wrong, hahahahaaaaa! Oh My Dawg!



And stop wasting the water!!!! Just run and toss deodorant backwards!!!!
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Post by Sham » Mon Dec 13, 2010 2:08 am

moonrise wrote:And stop wasting the water!!!! Just run and toss deodorant backwards!!!!
DEODORANT? Where we're going, we don't need no stinkin' deodorant! :roll:
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Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Dec 13, 2010 9:49 am

ibdave wrote:
I wonder how Temple Grandin would design a Hippy wash...?
Nice one.
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Post by Deb Prothero » Mon Dec 13, 2010 2:20 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
ibdave wrote:
I wonder how Temple Grandin would design a Hippy wash...?
Nice one.
She's into hugging people now so maybe we could recycle her hugging machine and adapt it for a hippie wash.
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Post by Sham » Mon Dec 13, 2010 6:31 pm

Deb Prothero wrote:I see there are many wordsmiths in our midst. :D
I'm like wicked really good with like words and stuff, ya know. Maybe I could like, um, like write for your paper and stuff, like ya know.
Whaddya say Deb?
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Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Dec 13, 2010 8:22 pm

Shambala wrote:
Deb Prothero wrote:I see there are many wordsmiths in our midst. :D
I'm like wicked really good with like words and stuff, ya know. Maybe I could like, um, like write for your paper and stuff, like ya know.
Whaddya say Deb?
We could revive the economy by chaining up the writers for 14 hours a day (with supervised bathroom breaks) and make them blog for free stuff!
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Post by maryanimal » Mon Dec 13, 2010 9:00 pm

Hey Deb, you'd make a good newspaper editor! All you need is a staff. Ok, let's go over what our city has so far:

A cafe/bakery
a newspaper editor
a town cop
A stonecutter
A pimp with a stable of whores
A recycler
A hippy bath house (car wash style)
A town drunk
A town troubador
A Mayor

Hmmm I'd have to read the posts to see what else we have.
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Post by Eric » Mon Dec 13, 2010 9:48 pm

um, Hello?

Are the Fashion Police forgotten already?
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