I will be driving some sort of a 3 or 4 passenger disabled burner sorta midget, kewl, well lit, blinkied out, funny looking art cart at BM, 2011. I gift rides to injured, disabled, tired and everyday burners, also patrol art to protect it from vandals/damages on the playa at night.
Maybe you can get a learners permit and at least one parent to accompany you and get behind the wheel and take it for a drive.
We can all drive out onto the deep, open playa, can only go 5 mph or less, but it'll spin circles around dust devils and big art cars...great photo ops and maybe drive through a few small dust devils too, *cough* *cough* a few of those dust devils are quite enough, your parents will dig it! No joke, it's fun!
Just be sure your family has a shower to use after THAT!
I'm the MAN in a truck, burner who is stuck, you're in luck! I'll whip out my BIG tow chain and not charge you, not even one lousy buck!